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Funny story: Football Gossip & comments 29th August 2012

Football Gossip & comments 29th August 2012

Liverpool manager Brendan Rodgers has warned Stewart Downing that the winger may have to convert to left-back to have any future at Anfield. (The Guardian) Its left-back or left-out. Downing's choice really. Dennis Wise is among a large number of applicants for Coventry City's vacant managerial post. (BBC Coventry & Warwickshire) There's a lot of cab drivers around London who would have...

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Funny story: Newcastle United Fans Rejoice As Dennis Wise Is Kicked Out On His Arse

Newcastle United Fans Rejoice As Dennis Wise Is Kicked Out On His Arse

There was jubilation on Tyneside for a second night in succession this evening, when, after Geordie folk hero Alan Shearer was confirmed as the new manager yesterday, the Executive Director of Football, Dennis Wise, was kicked out of his job and told...

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Funny story: Dennis Wise Set For Leeds United Return

Dennis Wise Set For Leeds United Return

Leeds United, the fallen giants of Yorkshire football, have today sacked manager Gary McAllister after a run of five successive defeats has seen them slide down League One. Initial reports say McAlister's replacement is likely to be former manager De...

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Funny story: Mike Ashley To Sell Newcastle United To Sir King Kevin Keegan

Mike Ashley To Sell Newcastle United To Sir King Kevin Keegan

Under-fire Newcastle United owner Mike Ashley has announced in a statement today that, in the face of all the criticism and bad feeling from fans, he has sell the club at the earliest opportunity, to his former employee, Sir King Kevin Keegan. The...

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Funny story: Denis Wise - Is he alive?

Denis Wise - Is he alive?

TV Presenter, Producer, Writer and friend of comedian, Dave Gorman, spectacled wearing Danny Wallace is to present a new edition of his popular Sky programme 'Conspiracies'.

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Funny story: Denis Wise Appointed as Newcastle United Director of Football in Latest Toon Disaster

Denis Wise Appointed as Newcastle United Director of Football in Latest Toon Disaster

Newcastle United have taken the unlikely step of appointing Leeds United manager Dennis Wise as the Director of Football at St James Park, a move that is certain to raise a few eyebrows on Tyneside. Wise, who in the 1980s, famously helped vandalis...

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