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Funny story: Biden-Harris to add dazzle to lackluster campaign

Biden-Harris to add dazzle to lackluster campaign

Political experts have suggested Democrats not only need to move “left,” there's an additional problem. The Biden-Harris candidacy seriously lacks the dazzle and noise of Trump's rallies. To some Democrats the Biden ticket is pallid and uninte…

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Funny story: Dog receives ballot for November election; holds news conference

Dog receives ballot for November election; holds news conference

Mr. Trump has announced that the Democrats are sinking to new lows by sending ballots to cats and dogs across the nation. Democrats have denied the charge, saying any case of a pet (dead or alive) receiving a ballot is a minor glitch in the voting…

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Funny story: Leaked audio follows first days of Biden-Harris campaign

Leaked audio follows first days of Biden-Harris campaign

Sources direct from the Biden-A-While Motel Chain have provided important documentation as the 2020 Presidential Election takes on more drama. With Mr. Biden's having selected Kamala Harris as VP, it is important the Public know what makes this du…

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Funny story: Joe Biden Announces Donald Trump as Running Mate.

Joe Biden Announces Donald Trump as Running Mate.

Today, former VP and de-facto Democrat nominee Joe Biden has announced that President Donald Trump will be his running mate for the 2020 Presidential Election. VP Joe Biden gave a press conference this morning, and was quoted as saying: "The peopl…

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Funny story: Mitch McConnell Now Says That The GOP Will Lose the Presidential Election and The Senate

Mitch McConnell Now Says That The GOP Will Lose the Presidential Election and The Senate

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Mitch McConnell should have left politics years and years ago, while he still had the ability to reason in a sensible, non-racist way. He should have left when he told the iRumors News Agency that most Democrats can’t count to 7…

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Funny story: Rudy Giuliani Reveals What President Trump’s Tax Records Will Show

Rudy Giuliani Reveals What President Trump’s Tax Records Will Show

NEW YORK CITY – President Trump’s personal attorney, Segundo Juarez, says that he has designated Rudy Giuliani to inform the media of some of the items that the President’s tax returns will reveal. The former mayor of New York City remarked that o…

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Funny story: COVID-19 Could Mean Lock-Down for Six More Years

COVID-19 Could Mean Lock-Down for Six More Years

WASHINGTON DC - The World Health Organization (WHO) has issued an Urgent Situation Update for the Coronavirus Pandemic. The top WHO official, Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus, warned nations that "the worst is yet to come." Much of the concern came…

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Funny story: Biden calls for mandatory mask-wearing; almost gets himself tested with a GX-2009 Portable Multi-Gas Detector

Biden calls for mandatory mask-wearing; almost gets himself tested with a GX-2009 Portable Multi-Gas Detector

Yesterday in an interview with a major news network, Mr. Biden confirmed he is an advocate of mask-wearing, and he will make it mandatory, when president. He stood eight feet away from the anchor at his news desk, both wearing masks, Mr. Biden bac…

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Funny story: Redneck Runs on Defund the Police Platform

Redneck Runs on Defund the Police Platform

Wilfred “Bubba Billy” Watson of Pensacola, Florida, whom we heard from before, Florida Man Warns New Yorkers, has announced that he is running as a Democrat for Mayor of Pensacola. He promised that, if elected, he will defund the Pensacola police.

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Funny story: Tucker Carlson disinvited from The White House for bawdy commentary

Tucker Carlson disinvited from The White House for bawdy commentary

FOX News analyst Tucker Carlson may be temporarily away from his desk for undisclosed reasons. He has once again made commentary on “a profound national emergency”. He has also said the country's leaders, whether Democrat or Republican, are “di…

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Funny story: Fox News Keeps Viewers In State of Insane Rage

Fox News Keeps Viewers In State of Insane Rage

Fox News’ slanted coverage of political news, according to three recent studies, has kept the GOP base in a constant state of rage, forcing GOP politicians to shift further right to satisfy the demands of their voter base. So, to prevent further tota...

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Funny story: CIA Ops Create "Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone"

CIA Ops Create "Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone"

SEATTLE, WA - After several public and humiliating failures, the CIA has successfully established a base for regime change in the Northwest region of the United States. Using ANTIFA and BLM as front groups to initiate covert disruption of public orde...

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Funny story: Democrats Vow Apocalypse for 2020

Democrats Vow Apocalypse for 2020

NEW YORK - Major cities in the United States have been devastated by riots, arson, and widespread looting. In a bold political calculation, Democrats put their full support behind Anarchists, Marxists, and Nihilistic Mobs. Their policy announcement w...

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Funny story: Biden's Bland Yet Forceful Denial of Sexual Assault Allegations Gives Americans New Hope for Nation

Biden's Bland Yet Forceful Denial of Sexual Assault Allegations Gives Americans New Hope for Nation

Desperate for a glimpse of a light at the end of the “Trump tunnel,” Americans troubled by the sexual assault allegations made by former Senate aide, Tara Reade, against presumptive Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden, felt renewed hope for the...

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Funny story: Joe Biden Convincingly Denies Remembering Sexually Assaulting Former Staffer Tara Reade

Joe Biden Convincingly Denies Remembering Sexually Assaulting Former Staffer Tara Reade

Breaking a month-long silence, presumptive Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden formally addressed allegations that he sexually assaulted former Senate aide, Tara Reade, in 1993, convincingly denying that he had any memory of pinning Reade again...

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Funny story: Bernie Sanders Insists His Endorsement of Joe Biden Almost as Enthusiastic as His 2016 Endorsement of Hillary Clinton

Bernie Sanders Insists His Endorsement of Joe Biden Almost as Enthusiastic as His 2016 Endorsement of Hillary Clinton

Weeks after suspending his own run for the Democratic presidential nomination, Vermont Senator Bernie Sanders issued a statement officially backing presumptive Democratic nominee Joe Biden, stating that his endorsement of Biden was almost as enthusia...

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Funny story: Politically Correct Woman Reluctantly Admits that Left Kind of Sucks Right Now

Politically Correct Woman Reluctantly Admits that Left Kind of Sucks Right Now

Rewarding as she’d generally found her relentless efforts to say the right thing, avoid offending anyone, and, most of all, vote “blue no matter who,” Rebecca Tucker of Nashville, Tennessee, was recently forced to admit that the left kind of sucks ri...

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