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Funny story: Congratulations Democrats For Electing A Republican Governor In Virginia

Congratulations Democrats For Electing A Republican Governor In Virginia

Great job, House Democrats! House Democrats managed to elect a Republican governor in Virginia. With all of their dithering, progressives made House Democrats look like a group of knit-pickers, who could not decide which way was up and didn't kno…

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Funny story: Republican Senators Want To Lend The New Taliban Regime $83 Million – The Democrat Senators Say Fu*k You!

Republican Senators Want To Lend The New Taliban Regime $83 Million – The Democrat Senators Say Fu*k You!

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – In the ‘are you effen kidding me?’ department, Trump’s ass-kissing GOP senators are insisting that the U.S. government lend the new Taliban regime $83 million. The Daily Dirt’s Stormy Coin, noted that every Demo…

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Funny story: Americans Fear Hyperinflation: Moving To Venezuela To Become Instant Trillionaires

Americans Fear Hyperinflation: Moving To Venezuela To Become Instant Trillionaires

BILLINGSGATE POST: While the movement of illegal aliens invading our Southern border has been the subject dominating our news since President Biden took office, little has been written or said about Americans seeking relief from the hyperinflation t…

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Funny story: Fauci to hit the road with song and dance routine to promote jabs

Fauci to hit the road with song and dance routine to promote jabs

First, Dr. Fauci suggested to President Biden that he use Mr. Trump to promote vaccinations. This idea went down in the White House like the proverbial toilet refusing to flush. Next, Senator Rand Paul accused Fauci of using “theater” with his…

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Funny story: Studies of neanderthal thinking indicate problems of “fear palsy” and loose bowels

Studies of neanderthal thinking indicate problems of “fear palsy” and loose bowels

President Biden's response to news that Texas and Mississippi will open their states to normal, with no mask mandates, has run into a problem. Biden stated that re-opening at this time is “neanderthal thinking”, plus that it's “critical, critical,…

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Funny story: China's anal swab for covid declared “act of war” by Pelosi congress

China's anal swab for covid declared “act of war” by Pelosi congress

President Biden is reported considering battle group activity in Chinese waters, or bombing a few cities to respond to the latest international crisis. Analysts suggest the “anal swab imbroglio” has reached unreasonable levels at this time. The…

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Funny story: Doublespeak dot com awards program banned by Twitter, Facebook, Youtube, Google et al

Doublespeak dot com awards program banned by Twitter, Facebook, Youtube, Google et al

Doublespeak dot com's offer of prizes for the best samples of Washington double-speak has run afoul of watchdogs for the nation's OPN (officially preferred narrative). The Establishment--billionaires, press, and their government representatives--n…

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Funny story: Pelosi adds strip search now required of all Reps entering House Chambers

Pelosi adds strip search now required of all Reps entering House Chambers

Capitol police are not sure they have the personnel to carry out Ms. Pelosi's new orders, especially for bathroom breaks from the House floor. The issue rises from a purported metal detector violation by two Republican House members, Reps. Louie G…

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Funny story: Biden To Ban Pygmy-Dwarf Tossing

Biden To Ban Pygmy-Dwarf Tossing

BILLINGSGATE POST: With his forty-first executive order, President Biden banned the use of Pygmy-dwarfs in any games which utilize little people under four feet tall in a game similar to dart throwing - except, instead of using darts, the contesta…

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Funny story: Senator Joseph McCarthy visits from Lower Belmarsh Hades Lot 46 Cell #19

Senator Joseph McCarthy visits from Lower Belmarsh Hades Lot 46 Cell #19

Incredible developments continue to shape our world. Vaccines that used to take several years to develop are now available in a few months. A new "political science" for the covid epidemic has emerged. Even more astonishing--breaking: Co…

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Funny story: Cuomo and Newsom can twirl; but can they hop?

Cuomo and Newsom can twirl; but can they hop?

Analysts say the two foremost governors, in charge of martializing the society at the cost of businesses dying, suicides, and other abuses, appear to be shifting their positions now that Trump is gone. Mr. Cuomo of New York and Mr. Newsom of Calif…

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Funny story: DeBlasio daughter rushed to therapy following episode of tongue disorder

DeBlasio daughter rushed to therapy following episode of tongue disorder

Mayor of New York, Bill DeBlasio, reports his daughter is recovering nicely and will be released soon. His daughter, Chiara DeBlasio, 25, showed signs of a second indication of perfide rei publicae lingua (rogue political tongue) in Democratic Cir…

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Funny story: Report Shows US Economy Boosted by Arson and Violence

Report Shows US Economy Boosted by Arson and Violence

WASHINGTON DC - Democrats continue to claim credit for any and all positive economic news. Career bureaucrats at various agencies in the US Capitol determined that President Trump's opposition to ANTIFA will hurt economic recovery. As US GDP accelera…

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Funny story: Amy Coney Barrett is Now a Cruel, Mean, Uncaring, Hate-Filled Pro-Trump GOP Supreme Court Judge

Amy Coney Barrett is Now a Cruel, Mean, Uncaring, Hate-Filled Pro-Trump GOP Supreme Court Judge

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Vox Populi is reporting that Trump and the GOPunks have gotten their way. They have shoved in yet another Republican puppet to do whatever the “Divider-in-Chief” wants this spineless Raggedy Ann to do. Vox Populi…

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Funny story: Trump asserts election interference by Russia, Iran, Mars

Trump asserts election interference by Russia, Iran, Mars

US President Donald Trump affirmed today he had clear evidence Russia, Iran and Mars were interfering with the 2020 election. Speaking this morning at a campaign stop in South Bend, Indiana, the GOP leader said the FBI had presented him with proo…

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Funny story: Democrats Plan To Use Trump As A Trampoline After Election

Democrats Plan To Use Trump As A Trampoline After Election

A leaked Democratic Party memo from Washington has revealed that, after he has been ousted from the White House as a result of the November 3 presidential election, Donald Trump is to be used as a trampoline in the celebrations that will follow. A…

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Funny story: The Donald Trump Town Hall Vs. The Joe Biden Town Hall

The Donald Trump Town Hall Vs. The Joe Biden Town Hall

NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) – President Trump held his television campaign town hall meeting on NBC in Miami, and Joe Biden held his on ABC in Philadelphia. iNews is reporting that both town halls were about as exciting as watching rust on an ol…

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