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Funny story: Man Says He Would Do The Same Thing Again, If It Were Necessary

Man Says He Would Do The Same Thing Again, If It Were Necessary

A man who took extraordinary steps to resolve a particularly difficult situation, says he would do exactly the same thing again if necessary. As tricky situations go, the one faced by Englishman, Moys Kenwood, couldn't have been much trickier. It...

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Funny story: Squirrels' Vote to be ignored

Squirrels' Vote to be ignored

Jeremy Corbyn gleamed with delight at the close of Labour's Extraordinary Party Conference in Hastings at the weekend. "Yes, we have to be prepared for government. Theresa May and her Conservatives are leading us up blind alleys with nonsensical p...

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Funny story: Isle of Wight News - Mayor Baffled by Decision

Isle of Wight News - Mayor Baffled by Decision

A TOWN mayor has said he is baffled by an Isle of Wight Council decision. The Isle of Wight Council, which made the decision is sticking by the decision despite opposition from the Mayor. Council spokeman Gordon Gillies says "It is the right of...

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Funny story: Libra Woman Decides To Just Keep Being Indecisive - And Then Wonders If She Just Went Back On Her Decision, And If So, Is That OK?

Libra Woman Decides To Just Keep Being Indecisive - And Then Wonders If She Just Went Back On Her Decision, And If So, Is That OK?

Her entire life, 48-year-old Libra Madison Powell heard the constant refrain, "Stop being so indecisive!" And she tried, she really did. As a child, she practiced making smaller decisions of lesser import, like choosing Cheerios over Raisin Bran for her breakfast - only to find herself plagued with doubts while eating her Cheerios, wondering whether the Raisin Bran, or even Corn Flakes, might...

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Funny story: Average person makes 773,618 decisions in a lifetime

Average person makes 773,618 decisions in a lifetime

The average person will make 773,618 decisions over a lifetime - and will come to regret 143,262 of them. A typical adult makes 27 judgments a day - usually starting with whether to turn off the alarm or hit snooze. And each decision can take u...

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