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Funny story: World's Oldest Man's Death Sparks Police Inquiry

World's Oldest Man's Death Sparks Police Inquiry

Police in South Africa have said their investigation into the death of the world's oldest man has already started, and that they will leave no stone unturned in their battle to find out just what happened. Fredie Blom, who was 116 when he died, wa…

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Funny story: Wife Gently telling her Husband that John has died (1980)

Wife Gently telling her Husband that John has died (1980)

Morning sweetie. Here’s your coffee. I’m sorry, but I need to tell you something and let me say first of all, that it’s sad news. Someone has died. No, not your mother, but the clock is ticking on that one. And it’s not any of your relatives or…

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Funny story: Man Went To Funeral, Just To 'Get Out Of The House'

Man Went To Funeral, Just To 'Get Out Of The House'

A man who has been suffering mental torture during the Coronavirus Lockdown, has told how he was so desperate for a chance to get out of his own house this morning, that he decided to go to the funeral of a woman he had never heard of. Moys Kenwoo…

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Funny story: Fears of a Second Covid19 pandemic are being started

Fears of a Second Covid19 pandemic are being started

Following the disappointing spring pandemic of Covid19, the mass media are stoking fear that a second wave could be launched within just weeks. The BBC and Sky news, especially, are wanting to spread panic and fear amongst the population. But what…

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Funny story: Boris admits mistakes were made but he’ll do better next time

Boris admits mistakes were made but he’ll do better next time

Earlier today Boris Johnson acknowledged some failings regarding the initial coronavirus press briefings. ‘I do think that, perhaps, with hindsight, I could have taken better expert advice, listened more, and adapted to the situation quicker. On…

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Funny story: Man Wasn't Aware That Author Had Died From Syphilis

Man Wasn't Aware That Author Had Died From Syphilis

It's not usually the sort of thing most people consider when they pick up a book to read it, but when one man started reading at the weekend, he could hardly have been less prepared for the news he was about to learn about the nature of the author's…

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Funny story: Top 10 Things That WILL Kill You in 2020

Top 10 Things That WILL Kill You in 2020

Death is ALWAYS around an unexpected corner. A person can NEVER be too safe. FEAR not, friends. I’m here to proffer a very specific list in the hopes that it will SAVE lives. Below is a list of the ten most likely things to KILL you in th…

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Funny story: Dead People Received Stimulus Checks

Dead People Received Stimulus Checks

It now seems as if several dead people received stimulus checks. So, what do you expect? Trump’s in charge. He’s the one who announced, There were some good Nazis. One has to wonder whether he learned anything in school or through life lessons.

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Funny story: New York Man Says There Are Two Things You Can Be Sure Of

New York Man Says There Are Two Things You Can Be Sure Of

A man in New York has spoken out about what he says are the two things in life that are so certain, that they are absolutely impossible to escape. Andrew Smith, of Long Island, was evaluating the drudgery, lack of freedom, and uncertainty of moder...

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Funny story: COVID-19: Man Insisting That He Will 'Die Looking Good'

COVID-19: Man Insisting That He Will 'Die Looking Good'

A man who will almost certainly 'bite the dust' when the Coronavirus eventually gets around to visiting him, has said that, rather than fight a useless battle, he will go willingly, but will go 'looking good'. Moys Kenwood, 56, is in the wrong age...

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Funny story: Britain Groans, As Boris Johnson Doesn't Die

Britain Groans, As Boris Johnson Doesn't Die

There were long, only half-stifled groans amidst widespread muffled unrest, this week, as Prime Minister Boris Johnson, after being admitted to a hospital intensive care unit to battle against the Coronavirus, didn't die. Johnson, showing the kind...

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Funny story: Louisiana Pastor Asks Followers to Send their Stimulus Checks to Churches Instead of Buying Food!

Louisiana Pastor Asks Followers to Send their Stimulus Checks to Churches Instead of Buying Food!

Tony Spell, the pastor at the Life Tabernacle Church in Central, Louisiana, believes his fellow pastors need your COVID-19 stimulus money more than you do. Reporting shows that Spell has started a campaign called “#PastorSpellStimulusChallenge” in...

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Funny story: Man Is Patiently Waiting For Coronavirus To Arrive In Town

Man Is Patiently Waiting For Coronavirus To Arrive In Town

A man who, back in January, sensed a stomach-churning feeling of absolute dread deep inside himself, has, for the moment, put his fears to one side, and is now patiently waiting for the Coronavirus to arrive in town. Moys Kenwood is 56, and, as he...

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Funny story: Terminally Ill Patients Resentful They’re Not Dying From Covid-19

Terminally Ill Patients Resentful They’re Not Dying From Covid-19

(San Louis Obispo, California) The endless media bombardment that has pummeled the public from the Coronavirus pandemic, has overwhelmed the majority of us. Between continual news updates from social media, a cacophony of online broadcasts, and daily...

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Funny story: A Poem About The Plague

A Poem About The Plague

With the world at the mercy of the threat the deadly Coronavirus has thrust upon us, it might settle a few nerves if we all had a nice cup of tea and a sit down, and partook of some gentle poetry. As readers will, perhaps, know, poetry can be very...

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Funny story: Nashville Roofer Dies after Falling from 12-Story Building and Testing Positive for COVID-19

Nashville Roofer Dies after Falling from 12-Story Building and Testing Positive for COVID-19

Part of the construction team hired to rebuild East Nashville after two devastating tornadoes ravaged much of the area in March 2020, 28-year-old Chip Goodman, a roofer with Raise the Roof, Inc., tumbled from a 12-story building when a tarp torn loos...

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Funny story: Lost Jigsaw Puzzle Piece Found After All These Years!

Lost Jigsaw Puzzle Piece Found After All These Years!

A piece of jigsaw puzzle that had been missing since the early 1970s, has turned up safe and well, down the back of a settee, it's been reported. The jigsaw, a 2000-piece scene of a Swiss cabin on the shore of Lake Geneva, was started - and almost...

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