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Funny story: The National Enquirer Announces They’ve Permanently Laid-Off Trump's "Fixer" CEO David Pecker

The National Enquirer Announces They’ve Permanently Laid-Off Trump's "Fixer" CEO David Pecker

LANTANA, Florida – (Satire News) - The "Tabloid Tyrant" who, for many years, defended his BFF Donald J. Trump, has been shown the front door at the headquarters of the nation’s number one supermarket tabloid, the National Enquirer. CEO David Pecke…

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Funny story: Bezos Takes Over National Enquirer and Merges it With Washington Post

Bezos Takes Over National Enquirer and Merges it With Washington Post

Although it was thought that the National Enquirer would become the advertising insert of the venerable Washington Post, it turns out it is actually to become more of a print version of Amazon.com. Bezos has long envied the Enquirer's place on th...

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Funny story: Easier For Terrorists To Board Planes Than Walk Into United States

Easier For Terrorists To Board Planes Than Walk Into United States

Taxpayers are all asking: Why is Trump making it easier for terrorists to board a plane than to walk into the United States? Inquiring minds need to know. Inquiring is sometimes spelled with an 'e' thanks to Trump pal, David Pecker. If terrorists,...

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Funny story: So Kavanaugh’s A Flasher

So Kavanaugh’s A Flasher

So Brett Kavanaugh is a serial flasher. So what’s the big deal? He can still sit on the bench and decide women’s health issues; when and if women should be allowed birth control; whether women should retain the right to vote, drive a car, wear shoes...

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Funny story: David Pecker of the National Enquirer Rose to the Occasion For Trump Many Times

David Pecker of the National Enquirer Rose to the Occasion For Trump Many Times

The Mueller Investigation recently gave immunity to Trump's "friend" David Pecker regarding testifying about the President's expenses. When Trump needed Pecker to kill a story, Pecker would rise to the occasion. He would buy negative stories abou...

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