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Funny story: Brexit Latest: FA Premier League 2018-19 Season to End Early

Brexit Latest: FA Premier League 2018-19 Season to End Early

FA blazers announced today that the 2018-19 Premier League season would be cut short and would end on 29th March 2019 when the United Kingdom leaves the European Union. This is the result of those football fans who voted en masse to leave the Euro...

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Funny story: UK government admits that "Brexit plan fag packet" is missing

UK government admits that "Brexit plan fag packet" is missing

In an astonishing admission of incompetence and poor planning, Prime Minister Theresa May has revealed that the cigarette packet on which Brexit plans were written has been missing for nearly two years. The empty box of Marlboro Lights was probabl...

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Funny story: Tory "Bruiser" Davis Leaves Law and Order for Liberty

Tory "Bruiser" Davis Leaves Law and Order for Liberty

It was not long ago that Tory Party tough guy, David "Bruiser" Davis was ready to rob people of their individual rights in the name of law and order. The extreme position to illustrate the lengths to which his advocacy went was his campaign...

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Funny story: Davis warns Cameron his political career all but over after easy by-election win

Davis warns Cameron his political career all but over after easy by-election win

London - (Hideous Mess): Thatcher puppet David Cameron's political career is all but over after former undercover SAS officer David Davis nailed his civil liberties colours with a thundering 17,000+ vote by-election win.

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Funny story: David Davis Didn't Resign; Claims He Was Pushed

David Davis Didn't Resign; Claims He Was Pushed

David Davis, the Conservative MP for Haltemprice & Howden, who was reported to have resigned his post last Wednesday, has said in an interview in the Mail on Sunday, that he didn't resign, but was, instead, pushed

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Funny story: David Davis resigns to fight for British Gas to answer phones more quickly

David Davis resigns to fight for British Gas to answer phones more quickly

Hot on the heels of his recent resignation, Secretary for Shadows in the next Conservative Government, David Davis, has decided to contest the seat he resigned from in a by-election organised to replace himself with himself.

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Funny story: David Davis resignation: Father's Day death-knell for Astor family fantasy agenda

David Davis resignation: Father's Day death-knell for Astor family fantasy agenda

London - (Habeus Corpus Mess): Tory front bench maverick David Davis played a blinder yesterday, publicly dumping the country's top fascism apologists the Astor family and their Bush-fellating agenda, our Palace of Westmonster correspondent w...

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Funny story: Shadow Home Secretary Resigns Pointlessly

Shadow Home Secretary Resigns Pointlessly

The shadow home secretary David Davies Davis today resigned pointlessly, and nobody really noticed. He said: 'Laws have eroded British civil liberties for years, and my resignation won't make the slightest bit of difference to that.'

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Funny story: David Davis Resigns Over 42 Day Detention

David Davis Resigns Over 42 Day Detention

David "Action Man" Davis the shadow home seceratary and Conservative member for the East Yorkshire constituency of Haltemprice & Howden, shocked political colleagues and opponents alike today by resigning his seat in order to force a by-ele...

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Funny story: David Davies "not real" admits Cameron

David Davies "not real" admits Cameron

Shocking news emerged from Whitehall earlier today, further to a memo leaked late on Monday that suggested Davies was, in fact, completely fake. The memo was first ignored, then denied, then accepted, then ignored again, before being admitted as &qu...

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