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Funny story: Ex-Prime Minister David Cameron’s Bodyguard banned from BA flights after leaving really smelly dump in toilet and not flushing

Ex-Prime Minister David Cameron’s Bodyguard banned from BA flights after leaving really smelly dump in toilet and not flushing

Former British Prime Minister David Cameron is looking for a new body guard after his existing one was banned from British Airways flights. The ex-SAS, six-foot-six protection officer, who has fought off angry Brexiteers and violent socialists to...

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Funny story: Dear Esteemed Politician

Dear Esteemed Politician

Dear Esteemed Politician, You may think that we want to know everything that has happened in your life, every opinion you have ever held, and every thought that has crossed your pretty little mind, but we really don't, as the following story epito...

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Funny story: What is it really like at Eton?

What is it really like at Eton?

Eton has raised twenty Prime Ministers including Boris Johnson. It has produced countless more posh open-mouthed shit-for-brains parasites, and, as such, has played a crucial role in destroying the myth of meritocracy in the UK for centuries. The...

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Funny story: So Boom, Boom Johnson Is About To Be Booted Out As Prime Minister Of The United Kingdom

So Boom, Boom Johnson Is About To Be Booted Out As Prime Minister Of The United Kingdom

They are calling Boris Johnson, a David Cameron with a spine, but without a brain. If the two could get together in a Vita-Mix and blend for three to five minutes, one still couldn’t produce a Winston Churchill. Adding a cigar and a brandy again woul...

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Funny story: Danny Dyer Appointed as Brexit Secretary

Danny Dyer Appointed as Brexit Secretary

"Prime Minister" Theresa May surprised both Brexiteer and Remainer members of her party today when she appointed EastEnders on-screen hard man Danny Dyer as Secretary of State for Exiting the European Union following the resignation of the previous s...

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Funny story: George Osborne and David Cameron in Kavos before Davos!

George Osborne and David Cameron in Kavos before Davos!

George Osborne, ex-chancellor, and David Cameron, ex-prime minister, were on their way to give speeches at Switzerland's annual World Economic Forum when a mysterious mix-up meant their plane ended up landing in Greece with a chauffeur driven ride es...

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Funny story: Osborne v. the OBE

Osborne v. the OBE

So George Osborne is to receive a honour in Cameron's resignation honours list. Why anybody would want to receive a commendation from the Prime Minister who took us out of the European Union is beyond us but then again were not that educated. George,...

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Funny story: Great Britain Does It Better

Great Britain Does It Better

After watching the first bumbling day of the National Republican Convention in Cleveland, one can only remark, with a degree of envy, Great Britain does it better! Or as the song goes: Nobody Does It Better… Yep! David Cameron was PM for breakf...

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Funny story: May or not to May, maybe?

May or not to May, maybe?

After the upheaval of the past three weeks British people have been forced to ask the question, May or not May maybe? As others jumped the sinking ship which they torpedoed themselves, it has been left to May to maybe upright the sinking Titanic in t...

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Funny story: Farage, Cameron & Bojo to star in "Bridge over the River Thames!"

Farage, Cameron & Bojo to star in "Bridge over the River Thames!"

Hollywood have been so fascinated with the parallel campaigns, Brexit and Trump, they have decided to make a revamp of that classic war film "Bridge over the river Kwai" and this latest version is called "Bridge over the River Thames!" Farage, Boj...

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Funny story: 'Now is the summer of our discontent..' - Shakespeare to be Brexited

'Now is the summer of our discontent..' - Shakespeare to be Brexited

No, not Richard III but Boris I had chosen these words to express the fortunes of Britons in these dark days. While Boris Johnson could be seen sporting an open-breasted tunic and full-pleated skirt, with scruffy hair hanging out from under a blac...

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Funny story: Cameron offered Arsenal manager's job!

Cameron offered Arsenal manager's job!

Ex-UK Prime Minister, David Cameron, has been offered to take over the reigns at Arsenal FC and replace their present French manager, and perennial loser, Arsene Wenger! Arsenal, used to imploding season after season under Wenger's rule, find Came...

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Funny story: Cameron On The New World Order

Cameron On The New World Order

In line with the current ruling on anti-Semitism which applies also to Jews, especially Non-Zionist Jews who can think for themselves, UK Prime Minister David Cameron decreed yesterday to a packed House of Commons that "anti-Americanism" be also out...

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Funny story: BBC World News April 2016

BBC World News April 2016

BARBARA: "Following the doctors' strike a man in Croydon had to have his leg removed when an ingrowing toenail turned septic. After receiving an epidural, a woman in Epping gave birth to deformed triplets. In Madrid, a man was shot dead during a botched supermarket robbery. While in Riga Latvia, a woman making an emergency phone call concerning the accidental death of her Pooch had her bag s...

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Funny story: Obama rattles Cameron on racial equality

Obama rattles Cameron on racial equality

"The moral crusade for racial equality is ongoing here in Britain", said Obama, "I mean, you've never had a black Queen." Barack Obama's comments during his visit to the UK concerning Britain's multi-cultural record clearly flummoxed the Prime Min...

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Funny story: Not only Cameron bunkers tax free goodies in Panama!

Not only Cameron bunkers tax free goodies in Panama!

Mostly prominent, rich and very corrupt people tend to bunker their bucks in tax havens scattered all over the planet, but there are exceptions to this rule of the elite, Jaggedone! Yes Mr Cameron, you are not alone because to avoid paying any tax...

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Funny story: Government to introduce 'flab' tax

Government to introduce 'flab' tax

Slim as a bin-liner Chancellor of the Exchequer, George Osborne, is targeting people's appearance as a major parameter for budget strategy. The increase in tax on sugary soft drinks is merely the tip of the iceberg for Cameron's financial darling.

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