Joey Barton: My heart is already in Marseille.
Who knew that Joey had a heart?
Tweet from Gary Lineker, BBC Sport
"Proper Sunday. Football, roast for lunch, bottle of Lynch Bages '86 and more football"
No Walkers Crisps?
Darren Bent helps with police probe as cop cousin 'stole cash from dead'
His cousins name is PC Richard Bent. aka Dick Bent.
Scottish Cup: Ran...
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