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Funny story: Birkhead UFO-proofs Dannielynn nursery after ominous Elaine T Marshall-shaped craft fly-past

Birkhead UFO-proofs Dannielynn nursery after ominous Elaine T Marshall-shaped craft fly-past

Burbank, Ca - (Alien Mess): Larry Birkhead has installed a titanium bubble over Dannielynn's nursery after an ominous Elaine T Marshall-shaped UFO was seen hovering menacingly above his Burbank home.

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Funny story: Fur begins to fly as Elaine Marshall blocks Anna Nicole daughter's inheritance

Fur begins to fly as Elaine Marshall blocks Anna Nicole daughter's inheritance

California - (Reuterus & Ass Mess): Feisty litigant Elaine Marshall, former daughter-in-law of Anna Nicole Smith's late octogenarian husband J Howard Marshall II, has vowed to make sure eighteen month-old little Dannielynn Marshall Birkhead neve...

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Funny story: Dannielynn Birkhead Gives Thumbs Down to Kentucky Birthday Party

Dannielynn Birkhead Gives Thumbs Down to Kentucky Birthday Party

Anna Nicole Smith's daughter was appalled when she learned what her dad, Larry Birkhead, has planned for her first birthday -- a party in Kentucky. "Kentucky?" she babytalked in disbelief and horror.

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Funny story: Kentucky welcomes home a winner as Larry brings the baby home

Kentucky welcomes home a winner as Larry brings the baby home

Louisville, Kentucky - (Ass Mess): When he first met billionaire's widow and ex-Playboy centerfold Anna Nicole Smith at the Barnstable Brown party on the eve of 2005 Kentucky Derby little did Californian photographer Larry Birkhead realise that j...

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Funny story: Larry's baby Dannielynn to meet Queen Elizabeth in Kentucky

Larry's baby Dannielynn to meet Queen Elizabeth in Kentucky

Nassau, Bahama - (Ass Mess): Californian photographer Larry Birkhead is all set to take his baby daughter Dannielynn home to Kentucky to meet the family and to be presented to Queen Elizabeth who is due to visit the Blue Grass State later in the week...

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Funny story: Virgie Arthur planning invasion of the body snatchers if denied official visitation rights

Virgie Arthur planning invasion of the body snatchers if denied official visitation rights

Nassau, Bahamas - (Ass Mess): Anna Nicole Smith's mother is secretly planning to exhume and take home to Texas her dead daughter and grandson Daniel's remains from Nassau if she doesn't get her way in the courts with full custody of baby...

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Funny story: Hitman sought as Virgie Arthur demands baby's custody "if Birkhead dies"

Hitman sought as Virgie Arthur demands baby's custody "if Birkhead dies"

Nassau, Bahamas - (Rotters): Former Texan cop Virgie Arthur is demanding to take out a legally binding contract getting sole custody of grand daughter Dannielynn in the event that the seven month old baby's father Larry Birkhead 'takes a fata...

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Funny story: Larry Birkhead swamped with marriage proposals

Larry Birkhead swamped with marriage proposals

Nassau, Bahamas - (Celebrity Mess): Lucky Larry Birkhead. The 34 year old tanned, blonde Californian photographer Daddy of Anna Nicole Smith's baby Dannielynn has been "literally inundated" with hundreds of marriage proposals from men a...

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Funny story: My Friday the 13th Fear$: Virgie Arthur

My Friday the 13th Fear$: Virgie Arthur

Nassau, Bahamas - (Reuterus): Virgie Arthur is running out of $$$$ in her protracted legal fight for a share of the headlines in baby grand daughter Dannielynn's custody hearing scheduled for today Friday the 13th of April.

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Funny story: Birkhead asks Judge Larry Seidlin to be Dannielynn's godfather

Birkhead asks Judge Larry Seidlin to be Dannielynn's godfather

Nassau, Bahamas - (Ass Mess): Jubilant Dannielynn dad Larry Birkhead is to ask Florida Judge Larry Seidlin, who ruled in Anna Nicole Smith's burial last month, to be the baby's godfather.

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Funny story: Brad Pitt to audition for Larry Birkhead role in Dannielynn the Movie

Brad Pitt to audition for Larry Birkhead role in Dannielynn the Movie

Nassau, Bahamas - (ReUterus): A consortium of movie backers is wooing Hollywood hunk Brad Pitt to audition for the lead role of Larry Birkhead in the forthcoming film Dannielynn the Movie.

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Funny story: Virgie Arthur's cot death fears for grand daughter Dannielynn

Virgie Arthur's cot death fears for grand daughter Dannielynn

Bahamas - (Rioters): Virgie Smith has voiced her hex fears that baby grand daughter Dannielynn will soon drop dead of congenital sudden inexplicable death syndrome like her big brother Daniel Smith and mother Anna Nicole unless the child is given an...

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Funny story: Anna Nicole Smith was murdered by MI6 - Mohammed Al Fayed claim

Anna Nicole Smith was murdered by MI6 - Mohammed Al Fayed claim

Harrod's boss Mohammed Al Fayed has accused the British intelligence service of murdering Anna Nicole Smith to prevent her becoming the future Queen Mother, following news that DNA evidence suggesting Prince William is the father of her child is...

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Funny story: Prince William is father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby - DNA results

Prince William is father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby - DNA results

The results of DNA testing in the Bahamas will establish beyond any doubt that baby Dannielynn is the daughter of Prince William, putting Anna Nicole Smith's daughter second in line to the British throne.

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Funny story: Pitt and Jolie join Madonna fight to adopt baby Dannielynn

Pitt and Jolie join Madonna fight to adopt baby Dannielynn

Hollywood - (ReUterus): Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have joined Madonna in the legal tussle to adopt Anna Nicole Smith's baby daughter Dannielynn.

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Funny story: Britney Spears Stole my Line - I am the baby's...

Britney Spears Stole my Line - I am the baby's...

I think that the baby Dannielynn should be given to me. Britney, I sent in this story on Monday claiming Dannielynn. Britney you cannot always be the favourite. Everyone is claiming to be the baby's father, but I am truly the one who deserves to have the baby.

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Funny story: Mother appeals Anna Nicole Smith burial

Mother appeals Anna Nicole Smith burial

Fort Lauderdale, Florida - (ReuterUs): Virgie Arthur has appealed Judge Seidlin's ruling about the burial of her daughter Anna Nicole Smith saying that she now wants her stuffed and put in a glass display box at her home town in Texas.

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