Liverpool boss could sell Daniel Agger to Manchester City.
If they sell Agger, where will they get their defensive swagger? And who will move like Mick Jagger?
Team USA win the Olympic Womens Football Gold Medal, gaining revenge on Japan who beat them in last years World Cup Final.
People said Team USA had no hope against Japan, but of course they had Hope Solo (not Hans Solo)...
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