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Funny story: NASCAR’s Danica Reveals That She Still Has The Hots For Ex-Boyfriend Green Bay Packers Quarterback Aaron Rodgers

NASCAR’s Danica Reveals That She Still Has The Hots For Ex-Boyfriend Green Bay Packers Quarterback Aaron Rodgers

CHEESE OMELETTE, Wisconsin – (Satire News) – The greatest female NASCAR driver of all time, has just admitted that she still pines for her ex-boyfriend Aaron Rodgers. Danica Sue Patrick, recently spoke with reporter Savannah Stiletto with The Dail…

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Funny story: NASCAR’S 1st Transgender Driver Wins Her First Race

NASCAR’S 1st Transgender Driver Wins Her First Race

TOLEDO, Ohio – (Sports Satire) – The NASCAR organization is proud to announce that the Toledo 300 Invitational was won by the organization’s very first transgender driver. Twenty-eight-year-old Catalina Puffinpick captured the coveted race from a…

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Funny story: NASCAR Darling Danica Patrick is Getting Her Butt Back in The Driver’s Seat

NASCAR Darling Danica Patrick is Getting Her Butt Back in The Driver’s Seat

GORGONZOLA CREEK, Wisconsin – (Sports News) – Sports Territory Magazine has just broken the scoop that the racing darling of NASCAR has decided to get back into the world of auto racing. Danica Patrick, who is the ex-girlfriend of Green Bay Packer…

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Funny story: Green Bay Packers' Quarterback Aaron Rodgers Finally Reveals The Real Reason Why He Is Demanding To Be Traded

Green Bay Packers' Quarterback Aaron Rodgers Finally Reveals The Real Reason Why He Is Demanding To Be Traded

MALIBU BEACH – (Sports Satire) – Aaron Rodgers says that he loves the Green Bay Packer fans – but quickly noted that he has had his fill with the harsh, horrendously cold Green Bay winter weather. Rodgers told Buckaroo Kazoo with The Turnstile Rev…

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Funny story: Aaron Rodgers and Danica Patrick Are Getting Back Together

Aaron Rodgers and Danica Patrick Are Getting Back Together

GREEN BAY – (Sports Satire) – The word on the streets and the cheese shops of Green Bay is that Packers quarterback and his ex-NASCAR girlfriend Danica Patrick are getting back together. The two dated last year and even had a reality show called A…

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Funny story: The Bravo Network Cancels Aaron Rodgers and Danica Patrick's Reality Show, “Looking in on Aaron & Danica’s Naked Life”

The Bravo Network Cancels Aaron Rodgers and Danica Patrick's Reality Show, “Looking in on Aaron & Danica’s Naked Life”

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) - The Bravo Network has just announced that it has cancelled one of its most viewed reality shows. “Looking in on Aaron & Danica’s Naked Life” will be removed from their schedule after the final three episodes ai…

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Funny story: Green Bay Packers Quarterback Aaron Rodgers and NASCAR Driver Danica Patrick Have Broken Up

Green Bay Packers Quarterback Aaron Rodgers and NASCAR Driver Danica Patrick Have Broken Up

GREEN BAY, Wisconsin – After dating for 2 years and 3 days, and buying a $28 million mansion together, Aaron and Danica will now ‘run and drive’ off into the sunset. An unidentified neighbor said that they looked so happy. Lots of times he would s…

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Funny story: Aaron Rodgers and Danica Patrick to Star in a Reality Show on The Bravo Network

Aaron Rodgers and Danica Patrick to Star in a Reality Show on The Bravo Network

NEW YORK CITY – The Bravo Network has just informed the entertainment media that Green Bay Packers quarterback, Aaron Rodgers, and former NASCAR racer, Danica Patrick, have agreed to star in a reality show. Rodgers said that he and his stunningly…

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Funny story: Danica Patrick Wants To Return To NASCAR

Danica Patrick Wants To Return To NASCAR

GREEN BAY, Wisconsin – Retired NASCAR driver Danica Patrick spoke with Sports Territory Magazine and said that now that NASCAR will be resuming, she wants in. The petite, live-in girlfriend of Green Bay Packers quarterback, Aaron Rodgers, remarked...

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Funny story: Green Bay Packers Quarterback Aaron Rodgers Says He’s Keeping in Shape by Throwing Passes to Danica Patrick

Green Bay Packers Quarterback Aaron Rodgers Says He’s Keeping in Shape by Throwing Passes to Danica Patrick

DEL MAR, California – Aaron Rodgers and his girlfriend, Danica Patrick, have been quietly sheltering in place in their mansion in Del Mar. The Packers quarterback says that, since the two are self-isolating, they go out in the backyard every day,...

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Funny story: President Trump Says He Wants Ex-NASCAR Driver Danica Patrick To Be His Personal Driver

President Trump Says He Wants Ex-NASCAR Driver Danica Patrick To Be His Personal Driver

WASHINGTON, D.C. – A White House insider has hinted that POTUS is not very happy with his present presidential chauffeur. Apparently, Trump caught his driver listening to CNN as he was driving Melania to the supermarket. Melania reportedly inform...

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Funny story: Danica Patrick Reveals That She Does Not Wear Underwear Whenever She Is Racing

Danica Patrick Reveals That She Does Not Wear Underwear Whenever She Is Racing

LOS ANGELES - Danica Patrick flew to Los Angeles to make an appearance on The Gorgeous Gary Busey Show. The Queen of NASCAR was asked if she ever wishes she had been born a guy instead of a girl so that her fellow NASCAR race drivers would take he...

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Funny story: NASCAR's Danica Patrick Responds To Ann Coulter's Verbal Jab

NASCAR's Danica Patrick Responds To Ann Coulter's Verbal Jab

NEW YORK CITY - The Queen of The NASCAR Circuit, Danica Patrick flew into the Big Apple to appear on Regis Philbin's and Larry King's The Viagra View talk show. Danica told Regis that she was proud to say that she has just been named as one of the...

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Funny story: The Reason Why NASCAR'S Danica Patrick Was Embarrassed About Her Upskirt Photo

The Reason Why NASCAR'S Danica Patrick Was Embarrassed About Her Upskirt Photo

HOLLYWOOD - Danica Patrick flew into Los Angeles' LAX Airport to make an appearance on The Gorgeous Gary Busey Show. As she was getting out of the Limo to go into the television studio a gust of wind suddenly hit causing her skirt to fly up exposi...

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Funny story: NASCAR Legend Richard Petty Hits Danica Patrick Below The Belt and She Hits Him Right Back

NASCAR Legend Richard Petty Hits Danica Patrick Below The Belt and She Hits Him Right Back

TARZANA, California - Danica Patrick, the Darling of NASCAR, had just finished filming a public service commercial at The Gary Busey International Speedway when she was approached by a reporter with Sporting Chance Magazine. Hercules Confetti aske...

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Funny story: Danica Patrick's Nude NASCAR Calendar Is Flying Off The Book Store Shelves

Danica Patrick's Nude NASCAR Calendar Is Flying Off The Book Store Shelves

CHICAGO - The Amalgamated Data Gathering Agency has just informed the national press that NASCAR racing cutey Danica Patrick's brand new 2014 Nude NASCAR Calendar is a tremendous hit. ADGA stated that the calendar is presently the fastest selling...

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Funny story: NASCAR's Danica Patrick Admits She's As Happy As A Gopher In Soft Dirt

NASCAR's Danica Patrick Admits She's As Happy As A Gopher In Soft Dirt

NEW YORK CITY - NASCAR driver Danica Patrick was in the Big Apple doing some last minute Christmas shopping. She was approached by Taffeta Kixx with The Gossipette Gazette who asked her how she'd been feeling lately. Danica responded by saying...

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