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Funny story: Conor McGregor is Quite Embarrassed at His Jaywalking Incident

Conor McGregor is Quite Embarrassed at His Jaywalking Incident

ST. CROISSANT, France – (Sports Satire) - Former UFC champion fighter Conor McGregor was taken into custody by French policiers. Witnesses reported seeing the highly-tattooed McGregor walking on the sidewalk of the extremely busy Sauvignon du Char…

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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars Suddenly Fires Hosts Tom Bergeron and Erin Andrews

Dancing With The Stars Suddenly Fires Hosts Tom Bergeron and Erin Andrews

HOLLYWOOD – In a move that those in the entertainment business are calling the Tinsel Town Pearl Harbor, long-time "Dancing With The Stars" co-hosts, Tom Bergeron and Erin Andrews, are out of the ballroom and now dancing out on the street. Suddenl…

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Funny story: The Reason Why ABC Has Cancelled This Season’s Edition of “Dancing With The Stars”

The Reason Why ABC Has Cancelled This Season’s Edition of “Dancing With The Stars”

HOLLYWOOD – Television’s number one dance show has just announced that the new season has been cancelled. An ABC spokesperson for "Dancing With The Stars" said that all of the dancers agreed that there was just no way that they could dance the cha...

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Funny story: Melania Trump Has Agreed To Appear On Dancing With The Stars

Melania Trump Has Agreed To Appear On Dancing With The Stars

HOLLYWOOD – The word coming out of the Left Coast is that first lady Melania Trump, 49, has agreed to appear on the next edition of Dancing With The Stars. Tinsel Town Spotlight Magazine’s Buffy Fillapippi reports that she personally spoke to Mel...

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Funny story: Local Man Informed Reality Show "Amazing Race" Not About How "Amazing" White People Are - Demands Networks Be More Literal

Local Man Informed Reality Show "Amazing Race" Not About How "Amazing" White People Are - Demands Networks Be More Literal

Wahoo, Nebraska - A local man here was surprised when infomed that the reality show "Amazing Race" had nothing to do with how great white people are, and is lobbying to force networks to be less deceitful and name their shows according to their true...

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Funny story: Grammy To Go To David Foster Wallace

Grammy To Go To David Foster Wallace

The Grammy Music Awards committee will posthumously name writer David Foster Wallace as a recipient of a Lifetime achievement award in February. The news was met with quizzical looks and murmurs of "WTH?" Joyce Muenzler, a self described "huge...

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Funny story: Charles Manson To Appear On Dancing With The Stars

Charles Manson To Appear On Dancing With The Stars

In an age where the American public worships celebrities it is no surprise that Olympian Ryan Lochte is appearing on Dancing With The Stars. Lochte gained fame by being caught lying about being robbed at gunpoint at a gas station whose restroom he...

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Funny story: TDLC Announces "Dancing With Disabilities"

TDLC Announces "Dancing With Disabilities"

The Disabled Learning Channel is launching yet another wonderful learning inspired program. In the pilot, dancers with fake feet who could tap dance and a hunchback who weighed over 300 pounds did one hell of a Polka with a blind midget. Myron...

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Funny story: President Obama Is Thrilled As He Wins $4,000 Betting On The Washinton Wizards

President Obama Is Thrilled As He Wins $4,000 Betting On The Washinton Wizards

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Vice-President Joe Biden said that he and his wife, the second lady (Jill Biden) were watching Dancing With The Stars when he got a phone call from President Obama. The president was so ecstatic that he could hardly talk. Biden...

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Funny story: Erin Andrews of Dancing With The Stars Believes That Brooke Burke-Charvet Has Had A Curse Put On Her

Erin Andrews of Dancing With The Stars Believes That Brooke Burke-Charvet Has Had A Curse Put On Her

HOLLYWOOD - The word filtering out of the set of Dancing With The Stars is that the network powers that be are not very happy with new co-host Erin "Blondie" Andrews. The big bosses at DWTS originally felt that Erin would bring in a much younger m...

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Funny story: Arizona Sheriff Joe Arpaio Explains Why He Said No To Dancing With The Stars

Arizona Sheriff Joe Arpaio Explains Why He Said No To Dancing With The Stars

MARICOPA COUNTY, Arizona - The self-proclaimed Toughest Sheriff in America, Joe "Pinky" Arpaio has said that he turned down an offer to appear as a contestant on this season's edition of Dancing With The Stars. Sheriff "Pinky" Arpaio, received his...

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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars Is Not Happy With New Co-Host Erin Andrews and She May Be Dancing Out The Door Pretty Soon

Dancing With The Stars Is Not Happy With New Co-Host Erin Andrews and She May Be Dancing Out The Door Pretty Soon

HOLLYWOOD - The producers of Dancing With The Stars are not happy with Brooke Burke-Charvet's replacement Erin Andrews. Word from the set of DWTS is that the 5-foot-10-inch Erin towers over everyone including most of the male celebrities and male...

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Funny story: The Lesbian Community Is Upset As World Famous Swimmer Diana Nyad Gets Plucked From American Idol

The Lesbian Community Is Upset As World Famous Swimmer Diana Nyad Gets Plucked From American Idol

HOLLYWOOD - There isn't much joy in the lesbian community as one of their champions, world famous swimmer Diana Nyad was the first Dancing With The Stars contestant to be sent home this season. Diana was paired up with Henry Byalikov who said afte...

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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars' Len "The Grouchy Grouch" Goodman Says Mark Ballas Better Cut His Silly-Looking Hairdo Or It'll Affect His Score

Dancing With The Stars' Len "The Grouchy Grouch" Goodman Says Mark Ballas Better Cut His Silly-Looking Hairdo Or It'll Affect His Score

HOLLYWOOD - There is perhaps no one on American television who is more ornery, more cantankerous, and more hated than Dancing With The Stars judge Len "The Grouchy Grouch" Goodman. The 69-year-old Englishman (who looks 89) is perhaps one of the mo...

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Funny story: The Ukraine's Version of Dancing With The Stars Has Been Postponed

The Ukraine's Version of Dancing With The Stars Has Been Postponed

KIEV, Ukraine - The Ukraine Television Coalition has just made an announcement regarding this season's Dancing With The Stars. The Ukraine version of the dance competition show has been postponed indefinitely due to the rumblings of an invasion by...

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Funny story: Brooke Burke-Charvet Gives Her Dancing With The Stars Replacement Erin Andrews a D Minus

Brooke Burke-Charvet Gives Her Dancing With The Stars Replacement Erin Andrews a D Minus

HOLLYWOOD - Brooke Burke-Charvet said that she watched the season's opener of Dancing With The Stars and replied that she missed not seeing herself on the show. She spoke with Tittle Tattle Tonight's Pico de Gallo who asked her what she thought of...

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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars Kicks Off Season 18 With A New Co-Host

Dancing With The Stars Kicks Off Season 18 With A New Co-Host

HOLLYWOOD - Dancing With The Stars has a brand new co-host, Erin Andrews who is trained as a sports reporter. Erin who at 5'10" towers over everyone, including all of the male dancers, replaced Brooke Burke-Charvet because as the producers put it,...

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