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Funny story: Keith Flint's Ghost Visits Pub Looking Slightly Less Scary Than Keith Flint Did

Keith Flint's Ghost Visits Pub Looking Slightly Less Scary Than Keith Flint Did

There were a few raised eyebrows but no shrieking at an Essex public house at the weekend, when the ghost of former landlord, Keith Flint, paid an unexpected visit to the pub, and, as he was used to doing, started the fire in the bar. Flint, 49, d...

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Funny story: RSVP vacations for lesbians

RSVP vacations for lesbians

Gay News: More than 2,000 lesbian travelers will sail from Port Everglades on an amazing RSVP sex-filled Vacations' seven-night Caribbean cruise aboard Holyland New Castle Line's ms Wonderland Adventure. In anticipation, the venomous cruise ship w...

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Funny story: Lesbian incorporates dance move during prison performance

Lesbian incorporates dance move during prison performance

Be Be See News: A leading choreographer has accused Lizzy the lesbian of "borrowing" a dance move, after the Butch Dike dancer launched a charity performamce in the Banger Prison, in Liverpool. The dance resembles a rodeo horse ride. According...

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Funny story: Whole lotta twerkin' goin' on!

Whole lotta twerkin' goin' on!

BENNINGTON, VT - Students--especially coed students--at Bennington, VT's, Catholic academy, Mount Anthony Union High School, really know how to "get down"--and their principal, Susie Q. Maguire is not happy about her student body's fancy moves. In...

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Funny story: 28-Year-Old Marriage Breaks Up Over Karaoke Night

28-Year-Old Marriage Breaks Up Over Karaoke Night

This was to be a busy weekend for a local couple, Kenneth and Carole Moleturd were supposed to celebrate 28 years of marriage but it just might not happen as they are still fighting over having a small get-together with friends at a local bar. Car...

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Funny story: The Dance "The Robot" Has Just Become The Number One Dance At 9 Out of 10 Senior Citizen Homes

The Dance "The Robot" Has Just Become The Number One Dance At 9 Out of 10 Senior Citizen Homes

TOPEKA, Kansas - Word coming out of the Midwest is that the residents of old folks homes have just embraced a new favorite dance. Cressida Guava, 49, a representative with AARP stated that up until recently The Hokey Pokey was the best liked dance...

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Funny story: Erin Andrews Says Dancing With The Stars Fired Brooke Burke-Charvet and Hired Her Because She Much Younger and Much Prettier

Erin Andrews Says Dancing With The Stars Fired Brooke Burke-Charvet and Hired Her Because She Much Younger and Much Prettier

HOLLYWOOD - Erin Andrews spoke with Pico de Gallo of Tittle Tattle Tonight and told him that she feels bad that Brooke Burke-Charvet was fired from her co-hosting job on Dancing With The Stars. But the ESPN Sports blonde firecracker quickly added...

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Funny story: Hollywood Decides to Move to Bollywood

Hollywood Decides to Move to Bollywood

HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA - Angered by water restrictions imposed on the movie industry by the State of California, Hollywood has decided to move to Bollywood. Key entertainment heads have banded together to outsource the industry to India as soon as ne...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Injures Pelvis On Wrecking Ball!

Miley Cyrus Injures Pelvis On Wrecking Ball!

Something went wrong with Miley Cyrus big show-ending finally Friday night when she was riding a wrecking ball, swinging naked but covered by swinging on it sideways. That was until the wrecking ball, which was not real but still heavy, went too f...

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Funny story: Russian Ballet Dancers Arrested By The KGB For Twerking

Russian Ballet Dancers Arrested By The KGB For Twerking

MOSCOW - Russia's national news agency, Vodkavich, has stated that the Russian government will not put up with the West's fad of twerking. The national news agency stated that two members of The Moscow Winter Ballet Troop were observed twerking ba...

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Funny story: Woody Allen Victim of Exploding E-Cigar

Woody Allen Victim of Exploding E-Cigar

Actor and Producer Woody Allen was apparently the victim of a joke but no one will admit to having pulled it off. Knowing Woody's curiosity, some of his band mates (he plays clarinet with some friends) were discussing how great the new e-cigarett...

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Funny story: Cher Is Making A Comeback

Cher Is Making A Comeback

LOS ANGELES - One of the happiest persons in Tinsel Town is the legendary music icon Cher. She recently appeared as a guest judge on Dancing With The Stars and she said that she absolutely loved it The "Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves" singer enjo...

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Funny story: Snooki Is Considering Filing A Lawsuit Against Dancing With The Star's Head Judge Len Goodman

Snooki Is Considering Filing A Lawsuit Against Dancing With The Star's Head Judge Len Goodman

NEW YORK CITY - Snooki Polizzi is reportedly still upset at having been eliminated from Dancing With The Stars. The 4-foot-7-inch reality show celebrity says that she places the blame entirely on the old British fogey judge Len Goodman. Snooki...

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Funny story: Michael Jackson Imitator Actually A Zombie!

Michael Jackson Imitator Actually A Zombie!

Over 2000 fans who attended the "Michael Jackson Imitator Show" in Las Vegas say that they were not fooled with the make-up and that it was Michael Jackson's Zombie that took the stage, Saturday night. "They can say this is a great imitator but mo...

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Funny story: Snooki Is Predicting That She Is Going To Win This Season's Dancing With The Stars

Snooki Is Predicting That She Is Going To Win This Season's Dancing With The Stars

HOLLYWOOD - Nicole Polizzi, better known as Snooki, has said that she is literally dancing her butt off on Dancing With The Stars. She remarked that her dance partner Sasha Farber takes into account that at 4-foot-9-inches she is very tiny and he...

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Funny story: Solo Flash Mob Draws Little To No Attention

Solo Flash Mob Draws Little To No Attention

A 20 year old male peformed a series of dance moves in the electronics department of a local department store on Tuesday evening. "I don't understand it. I was busting moves left and right, all throughout the aisles. Nobody said anything. I w...

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Funny story: The Pennsylvania State Senate Unanimously Bans Twerking

The Pennsylvania State Senate Unanimously Bans Twerking

HARRISBURG, Pennsylvania - The State of Pennsylvania has become the first one in the nation to ban the new fad known as Twerking. The state senate voted 50-0 to outlaw the practice and issue heavy fines to individuals caught doing what Senator Con...

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