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Funny story: Austin’s All-Nude Thirsty Beaver Night Club Has Been Named #1 in the Nation

Austin’s All-Nude Thirsty Beaver Night Club Has Been Named #1 in the Nation

AUSTIN – (Satire News) – The Las Vegas Roulette-Gazette newspaper has just named their annual “Number One Lounge in The Nation.” And this year’s winner is the Thirsty Beaver Night Club which is in the Austin suburb of Pflugerville. The club’s o…

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Funny story: Political Correctness Gone Amuck: Dallas Cowboys Must Change Name

Political Correctness Gone Amuck: Dallas Cowboys Must Change Name

Following the Cleveland Indians and the Washington Redskins, the Dallas team in the National Football League has announced that when the season begins the team will no longer carry the nickname Cowboys. Until a new nickname is adopted, the team will…

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Funny story: The Dallas Cowboys Lose to The Pittsburgh Steelers 16-3, But Their Sexy Cowboys Cheerleaders Capture the Hearts and Crotches of The American Males

The Dallas Cowboys Lose to The Pittsburgh Steelers 16-3, But Their Sexy Cowboys Cheerleaders Capture the Hearts and Crotches of The American Males

CANTON, Ohio – (Sports Satire) – Jerry Jones told Cinderella St. Lamb with the Balls News Agency that he is getting tired-as-hell of seeing his team lose. He said that he is so stressed out that he is even having a problem getting it up in the bed…

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Funny story: Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Wants To Sign Green Bay Packers Quarterback Aaron Rodgers

Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Wants To Sign Green Bay Packers Quarterback Aaron Rodgers

DALLAS – (Sports Satire) – The owner of the Dallas Cowboys, Jerry Jones has let it be known that he would like to see future NFL hall of fame quarterback Aaron Rodgers in a Dallas Cowboys uniform. Reports by Sports Balls Illustrated’s Dottie Bazoo…

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Funny story: Jerry Jones Talks About The Upcoming Super Bowl, The Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders, and Beyonce

Jerry Jones Talks About The Upcoming Super Bowl, The Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders, and Beyonce

DALLAS – (Sports Satire) – Jerry Jones recently stated that he feels positively certain that his Dallas Cowboys will make it all the way to the Super Bowl (and win it all this coming season). Jones, told Sports Balls Illustrated’s Dottie Bazooka,…

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Funny story: The Dallas Cowboys Have Just Fired Everyone of Their Cheerleaders

The Dallas Cowboys Have Just Fired Everyone of Their Cheerleaders

(NOT EDITED) DALLAS – (Sports Satire) – At the end of the last NFL season, Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones promised his Cowboy fans that he would do whatever it takes to improve his team. Jones, told Hiawatha Pamplona, with Sports Territory Magaz…

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Funny story: Jerry Jones Blames The Dallas Cowboys Loss To The New York Giants on The Weather

Jerry Jones Blames The Dallas Cowboys Loss To The New York Giants on The Weather

EAST RUTHERFORD, New Jersey – (Sports Satire) – The Dallas Cowboys will now be watching the NFL playoffs from the comfort of their own homes. Jerry’s team got eliminated by a score of 23 to 19, and the 78-year-old is not a happy camper. He had ple…

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Funny story: The Dallas Cowboys Can Smell The NFL Playoffs

The Dallas Cowboys Can Smell The NFL Playoffs

DALLAS – (Sports Satire) – Cowboys owner, general manager, and sometimes bus driver, Jerry Jones, says that, after winning their third game in a row, his team can smell the playoffs. Jones stressed that the Cowboys are playing pretty much flawless…

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Funny story: The Andy Dalton-Led Dallas Cowboys Are Friggin' Fired Up

The Andy Dalton-Led Dallas Cowboys Are Friggin' Fired Up

DALLAS – (Sports News) – The victorious Dallas Cowboys, for the second week in a row, have put a huge Big D-sized smile on owner Jerry Jones' face, as quarterback Andy Dalton got the 'boys all friggin fired up. Zorro La Bamba, with Sports Bet Gaze…

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Funny story: The Dallas Cowboys Finally Win

The Dallas Cowboys Finally Win

CINCINNATI – (Sports Satire) – After being in a stupor for weeks and weeks, Cowboys owner Jerry Jones finally managed to do something he had literally forgotten how to do – he smiled. The 78-year-old Jones told Dakota Bazooka, with Sports Balls Il…

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Funny story: Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader Scores Touchdown

Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader Scores Touchdown

Everything comes to those who wait, and, for those patient Dallas Cowboys fans, their long wait certainly paid off yesterday with a 30-7 win against the Cincinnati Bengals, a win made even more satisfying after one of their cheerleaders scored one of…

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Funny story: The Dallas Cowboys Dumpster Fire Continues

The Dallas Cowboys Dumpster Fire Continues

BALTIMORE – (Sports Satire) – Millions of Cowboys fans are wondering if the ‘boys are going to win another game this year. And the one who wonders that more than anyone else, is the team owner, Jerry “Damn, I'm Stressed” Jones. Jerry's wife ha…

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Funny story: Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders In Cheering Glitch

Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders In Cheering Glitch

In a mix-up of gargantuan proportions, the Washington Redskins overwhelmed their rivals, the Dallas Cowboys, consigning them to yet another embarrassing loss, but there was controversy all the way through the contest, with the Dallas cheerleading tea…

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Funny story: Washington Turns The Dallas Cowboys Into Turkeys

Washington Turns The Dallas Cowboys Into Turkeys

DALLAS – (Sports Satire) – After most Dallas Cowboys fans had their Thanksgiving Turkey meal at home, they drove to Cowboy Stadium, where they saw lots and lots of turkeys dressed in white, gray, and blue Dallas uniforms. The Cowpokes just cannot…

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Funny story: One of The Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Is Fired After She Admits She’s 7 Months Pregnant

One of The Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Is Fired After She Admits She’s 7 Months Pregnant

DALLAS – (Sports Satire) – In a move that will most probably have the ACLU involved, iNews is reporting that one of the veteran Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders has been fired. Millicent Tumblewood, 26, who has been a Cowboys cheerleader for four years…

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Funny story: The Dallas Cowboys Are Happy!

The Dallas Cowboys Are Happy!

MINNEAPOLIS – (Sports Satire) – The Dallas Cowboys are one big happy bunch of NFL football players. After Sunday's game up in Tundra Land, Cowboys owner, Jerry Jones took the coaches and players to eat pizza at the best pizza restaurant in Minneap…

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Funny story: The Dallas Cowboys Led For 3 Quarters and 12 Minutes, But The Pittsburgh Steelers Managed To Mount a Late Game Come Back

The Dallas Cowboys Led For 3 Quarters and 12 Minutes, But The Pittsburgh Steelers Managed To Mount a Late Game Come Back

DALLAS – (Sports Satire) – The Cowboys have nothing to be ashamed of as they led the only undefeated team in the NFL, the Pittsburgh Steelers, all the way until the final three minutes of the game. Cowboys 6th-string quarterback, Garrett Gilbert,…

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