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Funny story: Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones is Considering Signing Tim Tebow To Be His Starting Quarterback

Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones is Considering Signing Tim Tebow To Be His Starting Quarterback

DALLAS – (Satire Sports) – Jerry Jones is in a world of hurt, as they say out yonder in the Lone Star state. The Cowboys owner is down to having to use his third-string quarterback, Ben DiNucci, after Dak Prescott and Andy Dalton have both been i…

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Funny story: The Rumor Mill is Putting Out That Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones May Be Putting The Team on The Market

The Rumor Mill is Putting Out That Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones May Be Putting The Team on The Market

DALLAS – (Sports Satire) – According to Sports Territory Magazine, Jerry Jones may be contemplating putting his Dallas Cowboys on the market. STM’s Tango Brisket said that Jones told him that, at 78, he doesn’t know how much more disappointment he…

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Funny story: The Zak-Less Dallas Cowboys Play Hapless

The Zak-Less Dallas Cowboys Play Hapless

DALLAS – (Sports Satire) – It has been a long time since an NFL team missed a player the way the Cowboys are missing quarterback, Dak Prescott. The Cowpokes poked along at the start of the game, and kept to their habitual gameplan of taking out th…

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Funny story: Jerry Jones Announces That The 2021 Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Nude Calendar is Now on Sale

Jerry Jones Announces That The 2021 Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Nude Calendar is Now on Sale

DALLAS - (Sports Satire) - Dallas Cowboys owner and man who knows how to turn a buck or a million, Jerry Jones, has just announced the much-awaited news…The 2021 Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Nude Calendar is now on sale. Jones, who owns the most ex…

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Funny story: Dak Prescott and The Dallas Cowboys Silence The Boo Birds

Dak Prescott and The Dallas Cowboys Silence The Boo Birds

DALLAS – (Sports Satire) – The Dallas Cowboys started the game looking more like the Dallas Cowgirls as they fumbled, jumbled, and stumbled as if they were playing on ice. Jerry Jones’ Cowboys acted as if the ball was covered with 30 weight motor…

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Funny story: The Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Say Their Cheering Definitely Makes The Cowboys Play Better

The Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Say Their Cheering Definitely Makes The Cowboys Play Better

DALLAS – (Sports Satire) – CBS Sports has stated that it’s no secret that the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders are the best cheerleaders in all of sports. It’s been noted by many sports writers that the “Rah Rah Girls”, as comedian Zydeco Dupree has chr…

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Funny story: The Dallas Cowboys Are Singing Those Cowpoke Blues as They Fall To The Los Angeles Rams

The Dallas Cowboys Are Singing Those Cowpoke Blues as They Fall To The Los Angeles Rams

LOS ANGELES – (Sports Satire) - The Los Angeles Rams inaugurated their brand new $5.1 billion stadium, SoFi Stadium. Due to the NFL budget being as messed up as it is, the usual Thunderbirds 4-jet fly-over was, instead, a one-helicopter fly-over,…

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Funny story: Ex-Cowboy Dez Bryant Says That Jerry Jones Better Pay Dak Prescott or Else Dak Will Vamoose

Ex-Cowboy Dez Bryant Says That Jerry Jones Better Pay Dak Prescott or Else Dak Will Vamoose

DALLAS – Former Dallas wide receiver, and infamous “Bad Boy”, Dez Bryant, has chimed in on the Jerry Jones – Dak Prescott contract controversy. Many sports reporters say that Dez had the worst attitude of any Dallas Cowboy since the team first cam...

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Funny story: Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Extremely Upset with Dak Prescott and Ezekiel Elliott

Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Extremely Upset with Dak Prescott and Ezekiel Elliott

DALLAS – A Dallas Cowboys insider has said that Cowboys owner, Jerry Jones, is very angry at two of his top players. It seems that quarterback, Dak Prescott, threw a big party for some close friends and neighbors, knowing full well that Jones had...

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