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Funny story: Tit-anic: Joes hands on search for the right VP continues

Tit-anic: Joes hands on search for the right VP continues

Joe Biden's endless search for the right candidate for his VP continues tirelessly. Joe says "it's an extremely tough gambit to find the right girl that has the right touch for the job, and I will do what it requires to make her successful in the...

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Funny story: Joe Biden operates from his Command Post deep under his parents' house.

Joe Biden operates from his Command Post deep under his parents' house.

Joe Biden is effectively leading the Democrat Party from his Top Secret underground Command Post Bunker. Tommy James, Joe's parents' next-door neighbors' son, helps keep Joe sharp in preparation for a tough campaign and the eventual leadership of...

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Funny story: Latest DNC quid pro quo in trouble backstage as July convention approaches

Latest DNC quid pro quo in trouble backstage as July convention approaches

As the saying goes, “You can't make this stuff up”--as we move to the latest news, according to insider sources. Notice the DNC has just jived the rules again by eliminating Tulsi Gabbard from the next debate as somehow deficient in delegates.

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Funny story: Hillary denies plot to seize nomination from Sanders this summer

Hillary denies plot to seize nomination from Sanders this summer

Today's rumors from news sources and Twitter indicate an insider to the Clinton Camp has candidly blown the whistle on upcoming Hillary maneuvers. “Here’s the deal that I think is going down. I think Hillary and Bloomberg have gotten together and...

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Funny story: Bloomberg and DNC surge to top of 2020 IYF trophy contest

Bloomberg and DNC surge to top of 2020 IYF trophy contest

After twenty years of increasingly flagrant in your face activity from personnel related to US politics, the IYF Trophy has become one of the most popular awards among the ruling elites. The “in your face” title for this award indicates increasing...

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Funny story: DNC announces Shadow App to become new TV crime series

DNC announces Shadow App to become new TV crime series

Embroiled in controversy over the failed Shadow App in the Iowa primary, DNC officials have announced a change of direction. The tribulations of the Shadow App will now be converted into a TV crime series starring Adam Schiff, who has been conside...

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Funny story: DNC rule changes considered urgent as Bernie surges

DNC rule changes considered urgent as Bernie surges

With results from the Iowa primary still unclear, the DNC has been reported in sufficient alarm over Bernie's surge that something must be done. A rule change to allow Mr. Bloomfield to enter the debates is one thing. There is however some cont...

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Funny story: DNC worried about upcoming debate question: “What is the sound of one hand clapping?”

DNC worried about upcoming debate question: “What is the sound of one hand clapping?”

According to insider sources, the Democratic National Convention’s favorite candidate at this time is Joe Biden, as the most suitable replacement for Hillary Clinton. However, due to what happened in 2016, the DNC is nervous. Despite the DNC's...

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Funny story: Russia-Gate Follies to open on the boards with Mueller at lead ballerina attended by Debbie Wasserman-Schultz and Hillary Clinton

Russia-Gate Follies to open on the boards with Mueller at lead ballerina attended by Debbie Wasserman-Schultz and Hillary Clinton

A dazzling show of music, vocals, and ballerinas is slated to parade across the country this coming autumn. Representatives of the mainstream media are also featured, in a tightly grouped little chorus wearing very short ballerina costumes. Som...

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Funny story: Bidet Runs In 2020

Bidet Runs In 2020

Washington DC, US - (WetWipes Mess): Flushed with success from a 50-year career at the swampy end of the nation’s business, top DNC bullshitter Joe Bidet has announced his candidacy for the 2020 presidential election. It will be his turd - uh, thi...

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Funny story: Looser Guccifer 2.0 reveals new DNC plans for upcoming midterm elections

Looser Guccifer 2.0 reveals new DNC plans for upcoming midterm elections

Hacker Looser Guccifer 2.0, who two years ago revealed the extent of Mr. Trump’s collusion with Russia, has once again released an intelligence bulletin from inside the DNC. Background: In 2016, Looser Guccifer 2.0 indicated Mr. Trump’s intent...

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Funny story: DNC Sells Trump Piñatas for Birthday Parties

DNC Sells Trump Piñatas for Birthday Parties

Cathedral City, CA - Spiderman, Batman and Superman need to step aside. Forget Sponge Bob too. Trump Piñatas are all the rage. So much so that the Democratic National Committee now sells Trump Piñatas for birthday parties. "You can order the...

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Funny story: 400 Lb. Man In Parents Basement Confesses To Hacking DNC

400 Lb. Man In Parents Basement Confesses To Hacking DNC

Surprising everyone but Donald Trump, a man in Lakewood, Colorado, has admitted that he is the one who hacked into the DNC during the 2016 presidential campaign. Showing just how prescient Donald Trump's prediction was of who the hacker might be,...

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Funny story: Wasserman Schultz Rewarded by Donald Trump

Wasserman Schultz Rewarded by Donald Trump

Debbie Wasserman Schultz was head of the Democratic National Committee (DNC) who devised a limited debate schedule for the Clinton-Sanders primary contest. She also scheduled the debates to be held at a time when viewing would be limited. All of t...

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Funny story: Hillary's bus has a brown-out

Hillary's bus has a brown-out

Gwinnett County - Georgia - According to Sheriff's Deputy Luis Tinksay, a Democratic (sic) National Committee bus unloaded mass quantities of human waste, including poop, piddle, toilette paper, Depends, syringes, condoms, empty dopamine bottles, an...

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Funny story: Russian Secret Agent Reveals Truth About Wikileaks DNC Controversy

Russian Secret Agent Reveals Truth About Wikileaks DNC Controversy

WASHINGTON -- It was reported on last Monday, July 25, the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) confirmed its investigation into the hack involving the Democratic National Committee (DNC) emails. Since the breach of the DNC server was first announc...

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Funny story: Hillary: I Never Had Sexual Relations With That Woman

Hillary: I Never Had Sexual Relations With That Woman

BILLINGSGATE POST: Bill Clinton, in his stem winder speech before the Democratic Convention Wednesday evening, spoke of how he first met Hillary as a young girl at Yale Law School. He raved about his future soul mate's virtues: "She wore no make-up,...

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