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Funny story: Ellen DeGeneres is Being Investigated For Allegedly Using Counterfeit Boxer Shorts

Ellen DeGeneres is Being Investigated For Allegedly Using Counterfeit Boxer Shorts

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Funny Celebrity Story) - The CIA is reporting that it is conducting a full-scale investigation into talk show maven, Ellen DeGeneres. A spokesperson for the three-lettered organization stated that they received reports (includi…

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Funny story: President Obama Plans To Issue A Fine To The State of Wisconsin Due To The Swiss Cheese Scandal

President Obama Plans To Issue A Fine To The State of Wisconsin Due To The Swiss Cheese Scandal

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama acting on classified information from the FBI, the CIA, and the IRS recently launched a full-scale investigation into Wisconsin's so called Swiss Cheese Scandal. The scandal is alleged to have originated in a che...

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Funny story: Aspen Police Confiscate 800,000 Pounds of Counterfeit Pot

Aspen Police Confiscate 800,000 Pounds of Counterfeit Pot

ASPEN - Aspen Police working on a tip from a Mr. Klondike Quillquist, 62, have just informed the press of a huge counterfeit marijuana bust. APD spokesperson Willard Pencilbaker, 30, said that after being tipped off by Mr. Quillquist a dozen offic...

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Funny story: Fed Agents Arrest dozens selling $23.3 Million in Counterfeit NFL Merchandise

Fed Agents Arrest dozens selling $23.3 Million in Counterfeit NFL Merchandise

Just ahead of the Sunday Super Bowl, federal officials announced today that a crackdown on counterfeit National Football League merchandise, revealing the seizure of more than $23.3 million in fake NFL merchandise, Thursday. In an initiative calle...

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Funny story: Counterfeit containers flooding the country

Counterfeit containers flooding the country

Port authorities at Dover and Southampton have been put on high alert when it was discovered that counterfeit containers have been flooding the country for years. "We noticed it a couple of weeks ago," said customs officer, Ian Land. "There was Ma...

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Funny story: 873 Pounds of Counterfeit Marijuana Found In A Denver Pot Shop

873 Pounds of Counterfeit Marijuana Found In A Denver Pot Shop

DENVER - Law enforcement officers have reported that they have confiscated 873 pounds of counterfeit marijuana that was being sold in a Denver marijuana shop. Officer Winthrop Tanninfaust, Jr., with the DPD said that the fake pot looked, smelled,...

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Funny story: U.S. Customs Agents Confiscate 900,000 Counterfeit Gummy Bears From Tijuana, Mexico

U.S. Customs Agents Confiscate 900,000 Counterfeit Gummy Bears From Tijuana, Mexico

SAN DIEGO - One of the largest counterfeit item busts in the history of the San Diego Department of Customs sector has just taken place. U.S. Customs agents seized 900,000 counterfeit gummy bears that were produced in Tijuana, Mexico, and were bou...

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Funny story: The Amazing New Reason Why Illegal Aliens Are Staying Away From The U.S.

The Amazing New Reason Why Illegal Aliens Are Staying Away From The U.S.

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The United States Department of Immigration has just made a statement that is related to the recent NSA Phone Scandal. A spokesperson for the USDI Beulah Lucy Tiggyworth, 53, stated that The U.S. Border Patrol is reporting that...

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Funny story: U.S. Customs Confiscates 17,000 Counterfeit Fez Hats That Were Bound For Morocco

U.S. Customs Confiscates 17,000 Counterfeit Fez Hats That Were Bound For Morocco

NEW YORK CITY - United States Customs officials have reported that they have confiscated a shipment of 17,000 counterfeit fez hats that were addressed to be shipped overseas. The actual location was in Fez, Morocco and after checking the address o...

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Funny story: Rob Pattinson, Selena Gomez, and Gary Busey To Star In a Vampire Comedy "The Vuvuzela Family Goes To SeaWorld"

Rob Pattinson, Selena Gomez, and Gary Busey To Star In a Vampire Comedy "The Vuvuzela Family Goes To SeaWorld"

BURBANK - Twilight Saga series star Rob Pattinson and Selena Gomez have just signed to appear in Luigi Luigiani's classic Vampire comedy, The Vuvuzela Family Goes To SeaWorld. The film is being produced by Lions Door Films in association with Clou...

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Funny story: Fake England Shirts Flood the Market

Fake England Shirts Flood the Market

Henry De Oeuvre, Chief of Greater Manchester Metropolitan police has issued a stark warning to England football fans. "We have noticed a large number of counterfeit England shirts hitting the market stalls around Manchester," said De Oeuvre. "Havi...

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Funny story: Police In Malaysia Uncover A Huge 700,000 Counterfeit Condoms Ring

Police In Malaysia Uncover A Huge 700,000 Counterfeit Condoms Ring

KUALA LUMPUR - Malaysian authorities have uncovered one of the largest counterfeit condoms rings in recent history. Selangor "Corky" Melaremku, deputy director of Malaysia's Department of Prophylactics has issued a statement stating that undercove...

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Funny story: US Treasury Forced to buy more North Korean Counterfeit Notes as 1.1B New Bills Flawed!

US Treasury Forced to buy more North Korean Counterfeit Notes as 1.1B New Bills Flawed!

After spending $120M to print brand new 'counterfeit proof' new $100 notes at twice the old price, the Treasury was forced to admit today they were scrapping all 1.1 Billion of them due to a printing error! The error was not caught during the tre...

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Funny story: Counterfeit £1 coin maker found!

Counterfeit £1 coin maker found!

It has just been announced that after weeks of careful intelligence gathering, the metropolitan police have found the gangland mastermind who has been producing counterfeit £1 coins. During a dawn raid on 10 Downing Street; armed officers from the...

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Funny story: Counterfeiters to sue e-bay for selling branded goods

Counterfeiters to sue e-bay for selling branded goods

Following hot on the heels of the £30 million ebay fine as a result of action taken by Louis Vuitton and Christian Dior to protect their luxury goods made in Thailand sweat-shops for no more than $20, counterfeiters have hit back.

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