CHARLESTON, West Virginia - (Satire News) - The nation's poverty steak has hit all the states very hard, but none like West Virginia, where many of the states 874,773 coal mines have had to shut down, due to the flashlight shortage. The good folks…
The British government today announced that millionaires and people who earn tons of money will be given free money, cars, fridges and holidays, to enable them to use the money saved to help the poorer in society. Richie the Rich told our reporter…
Never before in the field of human history has a new leader destroyed a country's economy so quickly and so not deliberately. The nearest comparison would be when Basilius the Incontinent became Emperor in Byzantium in 845 and used the city's entire…
This is Basil Blathering of the Olde Church News. I have just re - read the novels by Ayn Rand-that Russian Conservative who became a great success story in America. The lady who believed Greed is Good and produces the best for the most people. Sort…
Multimillionaire and Victorian Minister of efficiency Jacob Rees Mogg revealed that he has no concerns about the current cost of living crisis. "However," he said, "I understand that due to high gaseous coal prices, some chaps may be a little short o…
After his entire cabinet resigned, Johnson appointed one of his spoilt 7 year old sons as Energy Minister. During a meeting where he was asked what the energy price cap should be, Rupert Johnson replied "A gazillion pounds!" before running away to lo…
Hi, I'm Trixie - maybe you have seen my program on the Thatcher Channel - along with all those Gung-ho Right-wing characters Lambasting Housing for the Poor, and the need for more tax cuts for Big Businesses. I keep out of all that - just show y…
Get back to basics with the “still attractive” Ms. Suzy Homemaker Gold Medal Winner of 1960. We are all going back - Kicking and Screaming - to Basics. (And ex-hippie and Grateful Dead Follower). People will have to make cakes, brownies…
Prime Ministerial hopeful Liz Truss told a confrontational audience in London today that they would not need to worry about the cost of living crisis. A woman pressed Truss angrily on what she was going to do about high inflation, high electricity…
Today's Queen's speech was delivered to Parliament by Queen Charles. In it she laid out the government's policies for the next year. Top of the list was the Conservatives' plan to help solve the cost of living crisis. In the last year inflation ha…
Unaffordable We Don't Care Insurance Just tried to sign up for the Affordable Care Act insurance before the deadline. Guess I should, after I severely broke my ankle last year and the hospital wanted $54,000 out of me for less than 20 hours in th...
New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio proudly announced that according to a recent U.S. News and World Report study, the Big Apple is only the nation's fifth-worst major city to live in, comfortably edging out hellholes like Fresno, Stockton, Modesto, a...
The cream of the Ethiopian pop world today gathered at a studio in downtown Addis Ababa to record a special single to raise money for the starving in Britain. The song 'Now they know Starvation' shares a tune with the 1984 Band Aid single, 'Do th...
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