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Funny story: Who will be new Tory leader?

Who will be new Tory leader?

It is the world's premier backstabbing medieval fantasy show, full of intrigue and evil characters. But who will become the new Tory leader? We look at the leading contenders. Ebeneezer Moneybags (6-1 favourite) MP for Mint and Wallet, he owns a...

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Funny story: Brexit-type Decisions To Be Made Easier

Brexit-type Decisions To Be Made Easier

After nearly three years of hedging, wrangling, delaying tactics, and with less than five minutes to go before B-day, the government is looking for a new way to make decisions over things like Brexit. There have been countless disagreements during...

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Funny story: Prime Minister Boris Johnson Would Not Bode Well For Those Without Blond Hair

Prime Minister Boris Johnson Would Not Bode Well For Those Without Blond Hair

The shock and horror released in equal amounts over last weekend when Boris Johnson officially announced his intention to stand for the leadership of the Conservative party, has subsided, but sinister uncertainties are now surrounding Mr Johnson, and...

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Funny story: Daenerys Targaryen to announce bid for Tory Leadership

Daenerys Targaryen to announce bid for Tory Leadership

Following the successful completion of popular soft-core porn series "Game of Thongs", mad Queen of the Ashes, Mother of Dragons and Breaker of chains, Daenerys "Dany" Targaryen, is to make her next move in politics by throwing her hat into the ring...

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Funny story: Tory Brexiteers Call for Heseltine to Be Expelled from Party

Tory Brexiteers Call for Heseltine to Be Expelled from Party

The ex-deputy prime minister and Conservative peer Lord Heseltine has said he would not back the Tories in this week's European election because of the "Conservative & Unionist" party's pro-Brexit stance. The errant lord has defended his decisio...

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Funny story: Chope and Cheese

Chope and Cheese

After a meeting between leading MPs and the police commission, Christopher Chope (the MP who blocks bills banning female genital mutilation) shared his unique thoughts on knife crime. Just as expected, this lizard wearing a human skin suit made about...

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Funny story: Theresa May in meaningful mood

Theresa May in meaningful mood

So now, after months of strong and stable government and intensive planning, Parliament is to be allowed a vote on results: a meaningful vote. Answering questions in Downing Street, May looked thrilled with developments. "I'm being stable and fai...

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Funny story: Queen Guitarist Brian May In Hospital After Consistently Denying Any Connection To Theresa May

Queen Guitarist Brian May In Hospital After Consistently Denying Any Connection To Theresa May

Brian May, the legendary lead-guitarist with rock group, Queen, is being cared for in a private hospital tonight after suffering a nervous breakdown as a result of years of denying any family connection between himself and UK prime minister, Theresa...

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Funny story: Par Rise Blues

Par Rise Blues

As a reward for their staggering incompetence throughout the Brexit process and every other aspect of their lives, MPs have awarded themselves a pay rise of nearly two grand a year. It’s seen as a victory for the chancers who seem to sleep their w...

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Funny story: Mad Racist "Bint" - Not Evil Enough, Say Tories

Mad Racist "Bint" - Not Evil Enough, Say Tories

The recent furore surrounding a teenage psychopath refused entry into the UK for tearing up her passport and supporting swivel-eyed loonies, has reached fever pitch, with a number of senior politicians expressing their opinions, our Making-Up-Politic...

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Funny story: Margaret Thatcher Statue Is Creepily Real, And May Come To Life, Say Residents

Margaret Thatcher Statue Is Creepily Real, And May Come To Life, Say Residents

A statue of former Prime Minister, Margaret Thatcher, due to be sited in her hometown of Grantham in Lincolnshire, has worried local residents, who say it looks too lifelike, and may come alive to scare them. Thatcher, thankfully now dead, was the...

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Funny story: The Deal of the Deal

The Deal of the Deal

Embattled PM, Theresa May, has spent the day meeting MPs in an attempt to achieve a “Brexit consensus” with the current one just being “plough on wildly until we hit a wall”. Mrs May has met with an army of suited wank stains and walking beacons...

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Funny story: Tory Knocking Shop Pimps Out Douchesse De Corbin

Tory Knocking Shop Pimps Out Douchesse De Corbin

London - (Sassy Ass Mess): A Westminster purveyor of knobs and knocker knock-offs has rolled out its eagerly-anticipated 2019 brass neck collection from the revamped Douchesse de Corbin street door range. Douchesse is thought to have been named a...

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Funny story: Boris Johnson Undergoes Secret Diversity Training Before Tory Leadership Challenge

Boris Johnson Undergoes Secret Diversity Training Before Tory Leadership Challenge

Failed "Foreign Secretary" Boris "Bozo" Johnson is undergoing secret diversity training in preparation for a leadership challenge to hapless "Prime Minister" Theresa "Maybot" May. Under the expert tutelage of "comedian" Jim Davidson OBE, Mr Johnso...

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Funny story: Tory Leadership Contenders, Who Gets The Spoof's Vote?

Tory Leadership Contenders, Who Gets The Spoof's Vote?

As all our readers know, the The Spoof is politically neutral as it hates all politicians, although we do reserve particular ire for Tories. So, in the last faltering days of weak and stable Theresa Maybot's premiership, it's time for The Spoof's political editor, Paxton Quigley, to evaluate the contenders for the leadership of both the Conservative & Unionist party and of our benighted countr...

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Funny story: Theresa May Confesses "I Have Submitted a Letter of No Confidence in the PM's Leadership"

Theresa May Confesses "I Have Submitted a Letter of No Confidence in the PM's Leadership"

So-called Prime Minister, Theresa May, admitted today that she has had enough, and has consequently submitted her own letter of no confidence in her leadership to Sir Graham Brady, chair of the 1922 Committee of backbench Conservatives. Mrs May will...

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Funny story: Scotland BSE Outbreak, Tories Suffering Too

Scotland BSE Outbreak, Tories Suffering Too

Following the recent announcement that BSE has broken out in Scotland again, the Royal College of Veterinary Surgeons has confirmed what many in the country have been thinking for several years, that members of the so-called Conservative and Unionist...

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