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New survey finds alligators are split on whether clowns taste funny

Funny story: New survey finds alligators are split on whether clowns taste funny

The long held belief that alligators avoid eating clowns because "they taste funny" has been challenged by a new poll. Of the thousand man-eating alligators that participated in the survey 58% stated that they really didn't care if a human was a...

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America's 'Statue Removal' Craze Triggers The Downfall Of An Icon

For over 50 years Ronald McDonald has been a symbol of family and fun spreading happiness to children of all ages around the world. But earlier today, thousands of Ronald McDonald statues across the globe were either taken down or covered with bla...

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International Union of Clowns Awards Donald Trump Lifetime Membership

Funny story: International Union of Clowns Awards Donald Trump Lifetime Membership

The International Union of Clowns, after having their convention that they all rode to in one tiny car, announced that they would be awarding Predident Donald Trump a lifetime membership in the prestigious clown union. "We feel that no one has hel...

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Laid off Ringling Brothers Clowns Adding To More Scary Clown Sightings

Funny story: Laid off Ringling Brothers Clowns Adding To More Scary Clown Sightings

The Greatest show on earth, the Ringling Brothers and Barnum and Bailey Circus, will be ending after 5,421 years in existance. The circus' inception occurred in England shortly after the creation of Stonehenge when P.T. Barnum convinced the druids to...

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Again Anthony Weiner Has Problems With His Wiener And Hoses Hillary

Funny story: Again Anthony Weiner Has Problems With His Wiener And Hoses Hillary

H.L. Menken, the great American humorist wrote of being an American, "The United States, to my eye, is incomparably the greatest show on earth. It lays chief stress upon the kinds [of clowning] which delight me unceasingly - for example, the ribald c...

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World Clown Conspiracy Uncovered

Funny story: World Clown Conspiracy Uncovered

Lyon, France Interpol, in conjunction with other police agencies, announced that they have uncovered a world-wide conspiracy by killer clowns to cause revolution and topple governments. "Clowns have been infiltrating key world areas in Copenhagen...

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Heavy Clown Activity Proven to be Due To Trump Candidacy

Funny story: Heavy Clown Activity Proven to be Due To Trump Candidacy

Bridgeport, Connecticut Circus scientists commented today on the recent increase of clowns in the nation. "We began to study this long before it was an epidemic, and now that it's reaching pandemic proportions, we are doubling our efforts. We need to find a cure and eventually a clown vaccine" spoke a circus scientist. "The whole process began to break down when Trump gave his speech about...

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Pope Francis Issues Approval For Condoms To Be Used For Entertainment

Funny story: Pope Francis Issues Approval For Condoms To Be Used For Entertainment

Pope Francis this morning stated that it was permissible for Catholic Clowns to use blown up condoms to make poodles and other small animals out of them. "But no eroticism or use of French Ticklers ot glow-in-the-dark!" The Clowns were overjoye...

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Deranged Clown Guise "People Don't Get It"

Aman Bakhoff plays the role of a clown at local haunted house attraction, FEAR IN THE FABRIC STORE. The attraction is a new spin, if you will on an old theme. Bakhoff plays the role of a deranged clown. "People just don't get it, homie. In a role like mine, you have to combine humor with the ability to induce fear, yo. That's what I do. dog. I have honed my craft now for seven seasons. Sho...

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Bathroom Etiquette No Laughing Matter At All-Midget Clown Convention

Funny story: Bathroom Etiquette No Laughing Matter At All-Midget Clown Convention

SAN DIEGO, CA - Violence erupted at the first ever all-midget clown convention Tuesday night after a gang of half-pint jesters got into a brawl in a bathroom stall. The convention, comprised of clowns no taller than of 3 ½ ft, started off o...

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Obama admits "Abnormal fear of Clowns" in interview

Funny story: Obama admits "Abnormal fear of Clowns" in interview

TORNADO WV (ABSNN) - President Barack Obama revealed his "abnormal fear of clowns," a fear that he's suffered since early childhood. The President revealed this in a Beer Pong interview with Fr. Francois Dubois, S.J. at the Jesuit Convent of the Que...

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Trump Sorry For 'Horseface' Tweet

Trump apologizes to Stormy Daniels for calling her 'horseface' in a
tweet. Tweet was actually meant for Kelly Ann Conway.
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