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Funny story: Ruth Bader Ginsburg Corrects “No Ho” Limerick Decision

Ruth Bader Ginsburg Corrects “No Ho” Limerick Decision

BILLINGSGATE POST: After receiving a blistering call from Associate Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg, who wrote the majority ruling referred to below, the editors of the BILLINGSGATE POST stand corrected. In the original limerick published e...

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Funny story: Where’s Ruthie? Ginsburg’s Dead, But Nobody Knows It

Where’s Ruthie? Ginsburg’s Dead, But Nobody Knows It

BILLINGSGATE POST: In the National Lampoon’s movie “Vacation,” the deceased corpse of Aunt Edna toured the USA tied to the rack of a 1979 Ford LTD driven by Clark Griswold in the family’s iconic vacation trip to Wally World. Where’s Ruthie? The...

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Funny story: Where’s Waldo Ginsburg? She Can Hide, But She Can't Run

Where’s Waldo Ginsburg? She Can Hide, But She Can't Run

BILLINGSGATE POST: If you thought it was difficult to find Waldo, trying to find Ruthie is even harder. There are those who claim she is dead; that the Democrats are hiding her passing so that Trump can’t replace her with a conservative. Slim Eve...

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Funny story: Kavanaugh Denies Pushing Ginsburg

Kavanaugh Denies Pushing Ginsburg

Washington, DC - Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh denied pushing fellow Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg, 85, who suffered three fractured ribs in an apparent fall. Justice Ginsburg does not recall how the injury occurred. Police are investigating.

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Funny story: Judge Kavanaugh Presses Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start, Gets 30 Lives

Judge Kavanaugh Presses Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start, Gets 30 Lives

WASHINGTON D.C. - In a shocking development, Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh plugged an NES controller into his gavel and entered the infamous "Konami code" (Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start), granting him a grand total...

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Funny story: SCOTUS: Jurors must justify their deliberations

SCOTUS: Jurors must justify their deliberations

WHITEWASHINGTON, DC -- In a God-like pronouncement, the US Supreme Court ruled, by a 5-3 vote, that jurors are no longer allowed to deliberate in secret. Now, to prevent "prejudice" and "bias" in trials involving illegal aliens or other "protected...

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Funny story: Judicial Branch Implodes over Bias Issue

Judicial Branch Implodes over Bias Issue

Washington, DC: Hundreds of judges resigned today and more resignations are expected amid recent bias claims by U.S. Presidential candidate Donald Trump. At press time, seventy judges of Mexican heritage have already resigned, and other judges who...

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Funny story: Poetic Justice: Supreme Court Rules Ted Cruz A Virtual Non-Entity

Poetic Justice: Supreme Court Rules Ted Cruz A Virtual Non-Entity

BILLINGSGATE POST: Not since April of 2010 has the Supreme Court issued a decision in the form of a limerick. Historically, The High Court of Scotland started this procedure back in the 1262 in order to keep an over-supply of poetic justices occupie...

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Funny story: KKK: Underground Rap A-OK, but ONLY Underground Rap.

KKK: Underground Rap A-OK, but ONLY Underground Rap.

The Ku Klux Klan has made a somewhat peculiar (and not necessarily entirely sincere?) attempt to find black supporters and allies. They have stated that they prefer underground rap to mainstream gangster rap, as the following highly authentic and...

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Funny story: Science and Technolgy : 1 - FAA : 0

Science and Technolgy : 1 - FAA : 0

WHITEWASHINGTON, DC -- In dismissing a U. S. Federal Aviation Agency (FAA) lawsuit against a drone "pilot," a federal judge has, in effect, given the okay to the non-commercial aerial transportation of goods. "They have a right to fly the friendl...

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Funny story: Supreme Court Rules Sex Organs Unconstitutional In Determining Sexual Orientation

Supreme Court Rules Sex Organs Unconstitutional In Determining Sexual Orientation

BILLINGSGATE POST - In a 5-4 decision the Supreme Court overturned conventional sex theories held sacred since Adam and Eve discovered each other's interjoining plumbing in the Garden of Eden and ruled sex organs unconstitutional in determining sexua...

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Funny story: Clarence Thomas: "I DID NOT Have Sex With That Blow Up Doll!"

Clarence Thomas: "I DID NOT Have Sex With That Blow Up Doll!"

It was an irate Justice Clarence Thomas that greeted the press in his Supreme Court chambers yesterday. He shouted out his first words,"I DID NOT have sex with that blow up doll!" He then showed the journalists a large box with a picture of an adult...

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Funny story: Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas Wants to Strip Search Teenagers

Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas Wants to Strip Search Teenagers

In an 8 to 1 decision the US Supreme Court declared the strip searching of a 13 year old girl for Advil was illegal. The Only dissenter was Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas who wants to see naked teenagers. "I love looking at naked teens", T...

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Funny story: Supreme Court Kicks Bush In The Nads

Supreme Court Kicks Bush In The Nads

(Washington) - Despite having loaded the Supreme Court with neo-fascists during his two terms, President George W. Bush received a hard shot to the groin today when the court voted 5-4 to allow detainees being held by the U.S. military at Guantanamo...

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