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Funny story: Trump Circus To Go On The Road In The New Year

Trump Circus To Go On The Road In The New Year

There was exciting news for lovers of the Big Top last night, when it was announced that the world-famous Donny Trump Circus would be 'hitting the road' for an extensive 51-state tour starting in the New Year. Mr. Trump, expecting to be freed from…

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Funny story: Sword Swallower Involved In Accident At Circus

Sword Swallower Involved In Accident At Circus

There was controversy at the Big Top on Thursday evening, when a professional Sword Swallower was involved in a serious incident during a live performance. Specific details of the man's injuries are yet to be confirmed. Police sealed off the si...

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Funny story: Lion Tamer Involved In Accident At Circus

Lion Tamer Involved In Accident At Circus

There was controversy at the Big Top on Tuesday evening, when a professional Lion Tamer was involved in a serious incident during a live performance. Specific details of the man's injuries are yet to be confirmed. Police sealed off the site at...

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Funny story: The circus is coming back - gang man style!

The circus is coming back - gang man style!

Washington DC - According to anonymous White House spokesperson “Q”, Barnum and Bailey Circus is merging with the defense department in a bold move to save both. Sarah Palin also has a piece of the action. The new circus will march from city...

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Funny story: Laid off Ringling Brothers Clowns Adding To More Scary Clown Sightings

Laid off Ringling Brothers Clowns Adding To More Scary Clown Sightings

The Greatest show on earth, the Ringling Brothers and Barnum and Bailey Circus, will be ending after 5,421 years in existance. The circus' inception occurred in England shortly after the creation of Stonehenge when P.T. Barnum convinced the druids to...

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Funny story: The Case Against Recreation - Part 9: Circus & Carnival

The Case Against Recreation - Part 9: Circus & Carnival

Circus & Carnival- The three-ring circus is an entertainment extravaganza that brings out the true nature of the human-for better or worse. It's an epic exposition of eccentric exhibitionists, a full contingent of show biz outcasts too proud to compromise their artistic integrity in opera or ballet, and with talent too great to waste on Broadway. They were destined for the so-called Gr...

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Funny story: Cops: No Clue Who Slew Circus Crewman

Cops: No Clue Who Slew Circus Crewman

One morning while working as a lion trainer for a traveling circus, a handsome devil with a promising career in show business named Lester Dean was having a wonderful day until his face was suddenly slashed with the razor sharp claws of a lion prior...

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Funny story: Golden Gate Bridge "Suicide Net System" to Attract Acrobats From Around the Globe

Golden Gate Bridge "Suicide Net System" to Attract Acrobats From Around the Globe

San Francisco - The city council has approved spending tens of millions of dollars to construct a system of safety nets under the Golden Gate Bridge in an attempt to thwart future suicide attempts which have plagued the landmark for decades. T...

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Funny story: An Animal Shelter In Fayetteville, Arkansas Receives 6 Giraffes, 3 Elephants, and A Lion

An Animal Shelter In Fayetteville, Arkansas Receives 6 Giraffes, 3 Elephants, and A Lion

FAYETTEVILLE, Arkansas - City officials are trying to figure out where in the world the 6 giraffes, 3 elephants, and 1 lion that were left at The City Animal Shelter came from. Bernice Burgerbock, 37, who manages the shelter stated that when she g...

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Funny story: Siamese Twins Win City Council Seat

Siamese Twins Win City Council Seat

Lisa and Liza Kozominsky's parents always told them they could do anything they wanted, and these spunky sisters did just that by winning a City Council seat in Piginpoke Mississippi. Running on a "The KKK Wasn't That Bad" platform, the sisters, j...

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Funny story: UKIP party booked for stand up comedy at Apollo theatre

UKIP party booked for stand up comedy at Apollo theatre

An electable laugh filled political party is in the final stages of formation with Boris Johnson and the UKIP party at its core. Trial comedy press releases will be held at the Apollo theatre, with side splitting faux passes by each member of the UKI...

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Funny story: PETA Wants To Meet With The Ringling Brothers Barnum & Bailey Circus

PETA Wants To Meet With The Ringling Brothers Barnum & Bailey Circus

NORFOLK, Virginia - The executive director with PETA, Mimosa Ledbetter, recently stated on The Ellen DeGeneres Show that her group would like to have a nice friendly meeting with the representatives of the world's biggest circus, The Ringling Brother...

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Funny story: Michelle Obama Not Pregnant! President Disappointed!

Michelle Obama Not Pregnant! President Disappointed!

"I wish it were true", the President told ABC and other networks this morning "but it is not true, no matter how many tabloids you read." First Lady Michelle Obama admits that she is not pregnant according to a Source at the White House. "The stor...

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Funny story: Ringling Bros. Vows to Handle Circus Goats with Kid Gloves; Subsequently Retracts Statement

Ringling Bros. Vows to Handle Circus Goats with Kid Gloves; Subsequently Retracts Statement

Kenneth Feld, CEO of Feld Entertainment, the group that owns Ringling Bros. Circus, recently announced that Ringling Bros. will, effective immediately, exploit for trivial human entertainment fewer wild animals and more and more domesticated animals,...

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Funny story: Madonna Cannot Stand Nicki Minaj and Says She Belongs In The Circus

Madonna Cannot Stand Nicki Minaj and Says She Belongs In The Circus

BROOKLYN - Madonna was leaving The Salvatore Goombalini General Hospital after having had an ingrown hair removed from her upper lip. As she walked out the front door she was asked by Carolina Chipotle with Bedroom Pillow Talk what she thought abo...

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Funny story: Nicki Minaj Admits Her Eyelashes and Hair Are Fake, But Her Butt Is Real

Nicki Minaj Admits Her Eyelashes and Hair Are Fake, But Her Butt Is Real

TARZANA - American Idol's Nicki Minaj was spotted at the world famous Tarzan & Jane Petting Zoo in Tarzana walking around feeding and petting the various animals. She told a reporter with The Gossipette Gazette that she had come to the petting...

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Funny story: The Wyoming Big Foot Footprints Explained

The Wyoming Big Foot Footprints Explained

GREEN RIVER, Wyoming - Game wardens in the state of Wyoming have explained the recent rash of giant size 18 footprints that campers have been coming across. Buster "Bubba" Custardweiser, 58, who is a senior game warden at Yellowstone National Park...

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