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Funny story: The NFL Cancels All Preseason Football Games

The NFL Cancels All Preseason Football Games

NEW YORK CITY – The directors of the NFL have announced that, due to the on-going Covid-19 pandemic, they have decided to cancel the preseason. The footballs, down markers, and Gatorade containers are being tucked away safely in stadium storage ro…

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Funny story: Pac-Man seeks to distance himself from Adam Jones after Playoff Meltdown

Pac-Man seeks to distance himself from Adam Jones after Playoff Meltdown

Pac-Man, the ubiquitous yellow circle turned video game icon has made a concerted effort to distance himself from Cincinnati Bengal, Adam Jones after his total lack of discipline robbed the good citizens of Ohio yet another chance to scrape out of sp...

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Funny story: The San Diego Chargers Defeat The Cincinnati Bengals and Will Now Meet The Denver Broncos

The San Diego Chargers Defeat The Cincinnati Bengals and Will Now Meet The Denver Broncos

CINCINNATI - Paul Brown Stadium was not a happy place after the final gun sounded and the home town Cincinnati Bengals fell to the San Diego Chargers 27-10. Many Bengals fans sadly commented that the stadium kind of resembled a bakery shop with fo...

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Funny story: The Cincinnati Bengals Defeat The Cleveland Browns To Win The Battle of Ohio

The Cincinnati Bengals Defeat The Cleveland Browns To Win The Battle of Ohio

CINCINNATI - The home town crowd was happy to see their Cincinnati Bengals wallop the Cleveland Browns 41-20 to win The Battle of Ohio. The Bengals now find themselves in first place in the AFC North. Bengals Coach Marvin Lewis told the sports...

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Funny story: President Obama Bet On The Cincinnati Bengals To Upset The New England Patriots and He Won $18,000

President Obama Bet On The Cincinnati Bengals To Upset The New England Patriots and He Won $18,000

WASHINGTON, D.C. - No one in America was happier to see the Cincinnati Bengals hand Tom Brady and the New England Patriots their first loss of the season than the president of the United States. According to Zorro La Bamba with The Sports Bet Gaze...

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Funny story: The Unbeaten New England Patriots Fall To The Cincinnati Bengals

The Unbeaten New England Patriots Fall To The Cincinnati Bengals

CINCINNATI - After the game ended Bengals fans sitting up in the 4th and 5th rows said that they could see Tom Brady's pout. The Patriots had just seen their 4-0 record go to 4-1 at the hands of the Cincinnati Bengals. The final score was 13-6...

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Funny story: Chad Ochocinco Heading To The Slammer For Butt Slapping

Chad Ochocinco Heading To The Slammer For Butt Slapping

BROWARD COUNTY, Florida - Well it appears that Chad Johnson AKA Chad Ochocinco, keeps taking two steps forward and three steps back. The former NFL wide receiver who played for the Cincinnati Bengals and the Miami Dolphins seems to be a magnet for...

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Funny story: Bengals Change Stripes to Bars

Bengals Change Stripes to Bars

Cincinnati, OH- Cincinnati Bengals' owner, Mike Brown, has decided to roll with the times by changing the Bengals traditional orange and black striped uniforms to detention-orange jumpsuits with horizontal black bars.Brown described players as be...

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