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Funny story: Huhne Prison Diary Day 22

Huhne Prison Diary Day 22

Dear Diary, Thank god I'm not in that hell-hole of a place Wandsworth anymore. It was a nightmare to be in there. All I could hear were the little lambs screaming every night and there was nothing that could take their screams away. Now all I can hear is their silence and it's so peaceful. Now I'm residing at her majesty's pleasure in an 'Open Prison' which is completely different from Wan...

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Funny story: Vicky Pryce said she called Chris Huyne, "The Naughty Person'

Vicky Pryce said she called Chris Huyne, "The Naughty Person'

"Naughty Peson" Chris Huyne is the villain of the drama about "Noddy And The Speeding Points'. Well meaning,'Tessie Bear', Vicky Pryce was coerced into accepting the speeding points for her "naughty" spouse on her unblemished licence. Naughty Noddy...

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Funny story: Chris Huhne is not in jail, but "hiding out"

Chris Huhne is not in jail, but "hiding out"

The Daily Maul reports that a lifelong friend of Chris Huhne appeared in court in his stead, earlier this month, and is now serving the sentence intended for Huhne. Huhne is now believed to be have been hiding in the dusty and deserted House of Commo...

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Funny story: Huhne in Perverting The Course of Justice Shocker

Huhne in Perverting The Course of Justice Shocker

Disgraced and humiliated Lib Dem MP Chris Huhne has asked to be given a community sentence in regards to his recent guilty plea for perjury and perverting the course of justice. In the biggest scandal to hit Whitehall since plebgate and George Ga...

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Funny story: MP Huhne set to gain first-hand knowledge of Prison System

MP Huhne set to gain first-hand knowledge of Prison System

Liberal Democrat Chris Huhne is to resign after he was totally buuusted making a massive u-turn over a driving offence. Initially Huhne was adamant of his innocence, nobly arguing it was infact his then wife who had accrued the speeding points. H...

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Funny story: Chris Huhne Pleads Guilty

Chris Huhne Pleads Guilty

It has taken 10 years for Lib Dem Chris Huhne to remember who was driving his car when he was at the wheel. But now, in a flash of light, the truth has dawned and Huhne has remembered the fatal day. MPs are now casting their minds back over things...

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Funny story: Too Hot for Huhne

Too Hot for Huhne

Chris Huhne Energy and Climate Change Minister has resigned because he is 'shagged out' and is finding life getting too hot, despite the coldest spell of the year. Also Ex Wife Vicky Pryce has become too expensive after she sent in her bill for drivi...

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Funny story: Huhne Briefs Commons On Emissions And Admissions

Huhne Briefs Commons On Emissions And Admissions

Coalition Energy Secretary Chris Huhne has briefed MP's on the government's green policy for the coming years. Huhne advised the Commons that not only would the UK change the way it produces energy, but he also committed the country to halving its...

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Funny story: Energy Secretary Chris Huhne Has Energy To Spare

Energy Secretary Chris Huhne Has Energy To Spare

Cabinet Minister Chris Huhne, the Energy Secretary, has proved that he's got energy in abundance, by carrying on an extra-marital sex affair with a former PR worker. Sources say that Huhne was caught out by alert press hawks as he entertained his...

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