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Funny story: Kanye West's New Hitler Album

Kanye West's New Hitler Album

In an exclusive scoop, we'd like to present some information on the new Kanye West album. First off, the artist is going by his full name of Kanye West again, apparently because it's a more recognizable brand name. Next, it appears that the album…

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Funny story: Browntown - Xavier Fairbanks intimate Interview with Chris Brown

Browntown - Xavier Fairbanks intimate Interview with Chris Brown

This week, Writer, Xavier Fairbanks, had the opportunity to sit down with Chris Brown and Train to discuss their song Bruises, and the meaning behind the lyrics. Here are a few of our favorite Q&A's from the interview. Q: Chris, what made you seek out Train to work on this song together? A: Well, after I had my troubles with Rihanna, man, I mean I had to do something. It was just bad...

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Funny story: Rihanna Confesses She Hopes Chris Brown Goes To Prison Forever

Rihanna Confesses She Hopes Chris Brown Goes To Prison Forever

NEW YORK CITY - Rihanna was in the Big Apple visiting one of her childhood friends when she was asked about her ex-boyfriend Chris Brown. Her expression changed from one of happiness and contentment to one of bitterness and anger. She said that...

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Funny story: Rihanna Is Starting To Look Like Kat Von D In The Tattoo Department

Rihanna Is Starting To Look Like Kat Von D In The Tattoo Department

ASPEN, Colorado - Rihanna, the "We Found Love" singer flew into Aspen to celebrate her 26th birthday on February 22. She told close friends that she could not think of a better place to spend her birthday than in the Marijuana State of Colorado.

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Funny story: Rihanna: Hey Y'all I'm Happy To Say That I'm Finally Over My Violent Boyfriend Chris Brown

Rihanna: Hey Y'all I'm Happy To Say That I'm Finally Over My Violent Boyfriend Chris Brown

NEW ORLEANS - Rihanna performed before a sold-out audience at The Voodoo Arena in the city known as The Big Easy. After the show she spoke backstage with Carolina Chipotle of Bedroom Pillow Talk. Miss Chipotle complimented her on her brand new...

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Funny story: Oprah Winfrey Disses Chris Brown - Says He Needs To Get Him A Tattoo With An "L" For Loser

Oprah Winfrey Disses Chris Brown - Says He Needs To Get Him A Tattoo With An "L" For Loser

NEW YORK CITY - Rihanna is furious that her ex-hip hop boyfriend Chris Brown recently told Oprah Winfrey that he knows that he and Rihanna will get back together in 2014. Winfrey replied that she did not think so. Brown angrily yelled out that it...

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Funny story: Rihanna Presented With The 1st Annual Icon Award At The AMA's

Rihanna Presented With The 1st Annual Icon Award At The AMA's

LOS ANGELES - Rihanna, the Caribbean beauty who has had her ups and down in relationships was presented with the first ever AMA Icon Award. She was introduced by Bill Maher, a well known non-believer, who told Ri-Ri that he does believe that she d...

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Funny story: Selena Gomez Says Ex-Boyfriend Justin Bieber Is Becoming The White Chris Brown

Selena Gomez Says Ex-Boyfriend Justin Bieber Is Becoming The White Chris Brown

CUCAMONGA, California - Selena Gomez was overjoyed at the fabulous reception that she received during her concert in Cucamonga's Santa Ana Winds Arena. After the show, which featured the British hip hop band Blokes 2 Chaps as her opening act, she...

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Funny story: Rihanna Drops A Bombshell Regarding Ex-Boyfriend Chris Brown

Rihanna Drops A Bombshell Regarding Ex-Boyfriend Chris Brown

NEW YORK CITY - Rihanna was in the Big Apple to make appearances on Live With Kelly and Michael, Late Night With David Letterman, and The Viagra View. She was asked by a reporter with The Right Coast Revue if she has gotten over her ex-boyfriend C...

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Funny story: President Obama May Be Sending Chris Brown To Gitmo

President Obama May Be Sending Chris Brown To Gitmo

WASHINGTON, D.C. - White House Press Secretary Cal Colfax has just informed the news media that hip hop rap artist Chris Brown, who seems to have become the black, male version of Lindsay Lohan, may find himself in some deep do, as they say down in t...

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Funny story: Chris Brown Prohibited From Ever Setting Foot In Washington D.C.

Chris Brown Prohibited From Ever Setting Foot In Washington D.C.

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama has just issued a Presidential Mandate that he says is the best PM he has issued since becoming president. The president at the strong urging of his wife Michelle Obama, Vice-President Joe Biden, Oprah Winfrey, a...

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Funny story: Rihanna's Ex-Boyfriend Chris Brown Taken Into Custody

Rihanna's Ex-Boyfriend Chris Brown Taken Into Custody

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Chris Brown, the rap artist that the Tea Bag Party refers to as Chrissy "Beater" Brown is up to his old belligerent antics once again. According to Jefferson Sierra with National Focus Magazine Brown was in a quasi gay club name...

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Funny story: Rihanna Advises Khloe Kardashian To Dump Lamar Odom

Rihanna Advises Khloe Kardashian To Dump Lamar Odom

SHERMAN OAKS, California - Rihanna flew out to the Left Coast to attend a party that Charlie Sheen threw for Lindsay Lohan at his Casa Jose Cuervo mansion. While the Barbadian beauty was there she got a chance to speak to Khloe Kardashian about he...

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Funny story: Rihanna Debuts Her New 'Mouthy' Toy

Rihanna Debuts Her New 'Mouthy' Toy

DETROIT - Rihanna told the audience at The Carburetor Coliseum that she had a surprise for them. And then she opened her mouth wide open and flashed her teeth. And right away the venue filled with a chorus of widespread oohs and aahs as they could...

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Funny story: Rihanna Declared 'Fist Coozie' By Beatdown Magazine

Rihanna Declared 'Fist Coozie' By Beatdown Magazine

HOLLYWOOD (CA) - Hot on the heels of Rihanna being called a 'fashion icon' in a UK-based lawsuit, the editors of Beatdown Magazine have bestowed the pop star with yet another honor: the number one spot on their annual Top 100 celebrities readers...

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Funny story: Rihanna To Stars In "Cuts, Bruises, Scrapes, and Abrasions - The Rihanna Story"

Rihanna To Stars In "Cuts, Bruises, Scrapes, and Abrasions - The Rihanna Story"

HOLLYWOOD - Tri-Moon Pictures in association with Pipe Dream Films has just announced that production will soon start on the new motion picture Cuts, Bruises, Scrapes, and Abrasions - The Rihanna Story. Bellanino Terrabini will be directing the mo...

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Funny story: Chris Brown Could End Up Singing Behind Iron Bars

Chris Brown Could End Up Singing Behind Iron Bars

CHICAGO - Chris Brown has just had his probation revoked and the hip hopper who thought it was cute to beat the heck out of his girlfriend Rihanna could end up singing acapella and most probably falsetto in prison. According to Celebrity Globe rep...

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