BILLINGSGATE POST: Correct me if I’m right. But how can it be wrong when it feels so right? Life is full of conundrums, some more puzzling than others. Who’s to judge what is right or wrong? A better question: Who should be the final arbiter r…
Can you give generously? There are children being born in evil countries, being groomed to hate the West, to see life differently, to become evil … No, I’m not talking about any of those poor kids born to parents who are card-carrying members of…
Okay, people (sorry, police, there’s a difference) this is the Head of the Police Force in China. Listen up – or die! When people are recording your violence against the people, make sure to smash their cell phones. And then get a bunch of well-br…
The United States has always been the home of gifted mathematicians. The outstanding contribution of our math teachers is visible at the very top. Our presidential swearing-in crowds have never been bigger, or the presidential approval ratings ever h…
President Donald Trump said, Monday, he's been taking the drug hydroxychloroquine daily for a week and a half. "I take it because I hear very good things about it," Trump said at the White House press conference. He continued, “Sean Hannity told me...
NEW YORK CITY – The Chinese ambassador is reporting that Sen. Marsha Blackburn has insulted and angered every man, woman, and child in the entire republic. The dishwater blonde, Blackburn, who allegedly graduated towards the bottom of her class at...
Good evening. Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. Yes. No. Ah. Ladies and gentlemen. Ladies and gentlemen? Well, I mean. That's stretching it, isn't it. Be honest. Ladies and gentlemen? Don't make me laugh. Don't make you laugh either, by the sound o...
British Prime Minister Boris Johnson has been sharply criticized after allegedly instructing the Chinese ambassador to London to tidy up Wimbledon Common. The Beijing government has lodged an official protest. The prime minister's spokesman has yet t...
A guest staying overnight at a hotel was astonished when, after having been shown into his room by a porter, he then had his attention drawn to a notice on the bathroom door, indicating the hotel's 'strictly prohibited' items. Moys Kenwood, 56, ha...
A Chinese company that produced rental sex dolls for frustrated Chinese males waiting for their knackered wives to come home after working 12 hour shifts in local Beijing factories has been closed because the sex dolls were too sexy! It seems that...
Ginny Ling (aged 89) was a toilet cleaner, originally from Hong Kong in China. She has officially made history. At around 11:59 last night; Mrs Ling was the first human woman to give birth to an animal. She and her 20-year old Macedonian boyfrien...
Are you ready for the ultimate vacation brag? NASA Tells us that Mars will be close enough by the year 2020 that you can drive your car there in a few days time. One Chinese company bearing the Trump name, but having no relation to Donald Trump, i...
A toilet manufacturer in China goes by the name of Shenzhen Trump Industrial Co. Ltd. and claims it never heard of Donald Trump till 2015 when Trump became a US presidential candidate. Now the Chinese firm is facing a lawsuit, though legal experts...
The Chinese Communist party has gone back to the future by banning members from joining golf clubs! Mao Tse Tung, communist legend and evil dictator once lost his balls and slightly less evil dictator, Adolf H, only had one, but this has nothing to d...
There I was minding my own business, visiting at the Museum of the Peoples Republic, and while I was looking over a pair of rare FooManChu chop sticks, I was grabbed from and anesthetized by a whiff of Olong Tea. I awoke, groggy, my hands tied, my...
An open-air screening of a controversial Chinese documentary on the country's smog problem was cancelled yesterday, as the audience were unable to see the screen. Because of all the smog. "It's extremely frustrating", said the director of the film...
A "rookie" taxi driver, who pulled up in the centre of Bradford last night at 11.30 and shouted, "Is there an Abu here?" has been suspended after 2,000 Abus were taken to Bradford Hospital A&E unit with crush injuries. First names, tradition...
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