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Funny story: Inventor Of Battery Packs with Itty Bitty Screws Holding Them Shut Hiding In Afghanistan Cave

Inventor Of Battery Packs with Itty Bitty Screws Holding Them Shut Hiding In Afghanistan Cave

Cai Zeng, the inventor of those little double "A" and triple "A" battery packs, held shut with eyeglass-sized screws, fled his home in Szechuan, China, fearing for his life, due to worldwide frustration with his invention. His invention? The "scr...

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Funny story: Chinese government deny any problems in Hong Kong

Chinese government deny any problems in Hong Kong

The Chinese government have made an official statement to declare that nothing is happening in Hong Kong. The short written statement simply said "Hong Kong velly calm. The peopre are so happy to be a part of China." A spokesman agreed to speak to...

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Funny story: Hotel Prohibitions Were 'Slightly Odd'

Hotel Prohibitions Were 'Slightly Odd'

A guest staying overnight at a hotel was astonished when, after having been shown into his room by a porter, he then had his attention drawn to a notice on the bathroom door, indicating the hotel's 'strictly prohibited' items. Moys Kenwood, 56, ha...

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Funny story: Jimmy Sham Attacked By Hong Kong Phooey

Jimmy Sham Attacked By Hong Kong Phooey

One of the leaders of the Hong Kong protests, Jimmy Sham, has been taken to hospital after suffering a hammer attack, and being left in the street, covered in blood. Several witnesses said the attacker looked "a bit like a canine Kung Fu exponenet...

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Funny story: Hong Kong: Carrie Lam Calls In Hong Kong Phooey

Hong Kong: Carrie Lam Calls In Hong Kong Phooey

The crisis in Hong Kong deepened still further today as the island's leader, Carrie Lam, having been forced to abandon her policy address when members of parliament disrupted her speech and drowned out her voice with heckling, took the most drastic a...

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Funny story: English Subtitles Spoilt Man's Enjoyment Of Chinese Film

English Subtitles Spoilt Man's Enjoyment Of Chinese Film

A man watching a Chinese-language movie with English subtitles has revealed how his enjoyment of the production was spoilt because of the sub-standard skills of those responsible for the translations. The movie was on the TV on Saturday morning, a...

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Funny story: Sudoku Puzzle Finally Completed

Sudoku Puzzle Finally Completed

Sudoku puzzles can be tricky things to complete, especially if they are in the 'hard', or even 'fiendish' categories, so imagine the relief one man felt when he eventually finished off another version of the complicated Chinese game which, instead of...

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Funny story: Vatican Scientists Clone Jesus from Communion Wafer

Vatican Scientists Clone Jesus from Communion Wafer

The Vatican—Pope Francis today unveiled a ten-year-old Jesus whom, he explained, was cloned from a consecrated communion wafer blessed by Mother Theresa. The Vatican, to avoid too much publicity for the ten-year-old god, had kept the cloning under w...

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Funny story: Democrat Congress to Make "Capitalism" Illegal by 2020

Democrat Congress to Make "Capitalism" Illegal by 2020

NEW YORK - A recent CNBC business segment with Jim Cramer reported that Wall Street would face "annihilation" if Elizabeth Warren were to be elected President of the United States in 2020. Although an "Ultra-Millionaire Tax" got the most attention, t...

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Funny story: Trade War with China Causes Trump to Increase Immigration from Mexico

Trade War with China Causes Trump to Increase Immigration from Mexico

In a bizarre turn of events, two seemingly unrelated issues, Mexican immigration to the US and Chinese-USA trade negotiations, are now intertwined with results that were completely unpredictable just last week. According to White House officials, US...

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Funny story: China Plans 'Open Discussion' With Hong Kong Protesters

China Plans 'Open Discussion' With Hong Kong Protesters

Protesters who have surrounded the central police headquarters in Hong Kong "will get to air their views, and a satisfactory solution will be reached", say the oppressive and deadly authorities in China. The protesters have been calling for an ext...

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Funny story: Trump Threatens China With Wall

Trump Threatens China With Wall

President Donald Trump isn't one to shy away from a contentious issue, and his tariff war with China has now reached the stage where he feels it is necessary to put his stamp of authority on the situation. Trump has now threatened Beijing that, if...

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Funny story: Tiananmen Square Tank Man's Identity Now Established

Tiananmen Square Tank Man's Identity Now Established

The image was iconic, the pose defiant, the mood melancholy, and the regime oppressive. The time was 1989, and the place, Tiananmen Square, in Beijing, China. Until now, the identity of the brave man standing up to the Chinese authorities has remaine...

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Funny story: Chinese 'Tank Man' To Appear On The Late Show From Behind A Screen

Chinese 'Tank Man' To Appear On The Late Show From Behind A Screen

The mysterious 'Tank Man' of Tiananman Square, the man who singlehandedly stood up to the murderous Chinese authorities during the 1989 Beijing uprising and massacre, is to appear on Wednesday night's edition of 'The Late Show' with Stephen Colbert -...

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Funny story: China To Repair Ozone Layer With Steamed Minced Pork Buns

China To Repair Ozone Layer With Steamed Minced Pork Buns

The disturbing news this week that dangerous chlorofluorocarbons (CFCs) traceable to China are directly responsible for damage to the ozone layer, has met with a swift response from the Chinese authorities - they are to repair the damage with steamed...

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Funny story: China To Mark Anniversary Of Tiananmen Square Massacre With Further Massacre

China To Mark Anniversary Of Tiananmen Square Massacre With Further Massacre

It's been 30 years since the brave people of Beijing stood up to the evil and trigger-happy Chinese authorities in Tiananmen Square and got massacred, and, to commemorate the massacre, the government is planning to stage another massacre, for good me...

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Funny story: Dictators Club Meets Again-Guess Who the Main Topic Was?

Dictators Club Meets Again-Guess Who the Main Topic Was?

Moscow, Russia Vlad Putin once again hosted a meeting of the World Dictators. The main rule to be a member is you must be the head of a country rated “Not Free” by the Freedom House. Presently, there are 50 qualifiers, some more famous like Daniel O...

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