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Funny story: China Wants To Buy The Statue of Liberty

China Wants To Buy The Statue of Liberty

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Spoof News) - President Trump told Fox News that he received a call from the Chinese leader Xi Jinping. He said that after the two argued for about 22 minutes, about the China Virus vs the Coronavirus, the two agreed to disagre…

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Funny story: Trumps ‘super-duper missile’ is betterer than their ‘really-good’ missile

Trumps ‘super-duper missile’ is betterer than their ‘really-good’ missile

Unconfirmed reports that the Pentagon is developing a missile that travels 17 times faster than the missile that travels 17 times slower, have not been confirmed. “The President learnt ‘They’ had a missile that was ‘damn fast’, so we started plann…

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Funny story: New Corona Symptom: Severe Hunger For Bats?

New Corona Symptom: Severe Hunger For Bats?

Atlanta, GA - On Tuesday, scientists at the CDC announced an array of new symptoms that may occur during a COVID-19 infection. The researchers warned that a runny nose, sore throat and congestion are being added to the list of misery that comes wi…

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Funny story: Black rats not responsible for Mongolian bubonic plague!

Black rats not responsible for Mongolian bubonic plague!

The world knows who to blame for the Coronavirus, but the world is now looking at yet another virus that could lock us all down again; bubonic plague, better known as 'Black Death', is back again. Luckily, this outbreak occurred a million miles a…

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Funny story: COVID-19 Could Mean Lock-Down for Six More Years

COVID-19 Could Mean Lock-Down for Six More Years

WASHINGTON DC - The World Health Organization (WHO) has issued an Urgent Situation Update for the Coronavirus Pandemic. The top WHO official, Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus, warned nations that "the worst is yet to come." Much of the concern came…

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Funny story: Pig Virus More Deadly Than Covid-19

Pig Virus More Deadly Than Covid-19

A new virus with pandemic potential has been discovered by scientists in the home of deadly viruses, China. This virus, they say, originated in pigs. Oink oink. The new discovery comes hot on the trotters of the current Covid-19 pandemic, an...

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Funny story: Google AI Goes "Jerk-Wad" After Self-Awareness

Google AI Goes "Jerk-Wad" After Self-Awareness

SAN FRANCISCO - Several experts in the computer technology field learned of Google having an AI which achieved Self-Awareness, soon after the event occurred. For the most part, developers who were involved in the research kept all of their informatio…

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Funny story: Black Lives Matter Joined By Other Colors That Matter

Black Lives Matter Joined By Other Colors That Matter

There was trouble brewing all around the world last night, as the apparent success of the Black Lives Matter campaign gave rise to calls from other races that other colors matter as well. Protestors gathered in the Saudi Arabian capital of Riyadh,...

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Funny story: Uncle Ben’s Converted Rice Is Getting a Brand New Name

Uncle Ben’s Converted Rice Is Getting a Brand New Name

HOUSTON – In keeping with racially-correct product themes and names, the company that produces Uncle Ben’s Converted Rice has decided to rename their extremely popular product. In fact, recent studies have shown that Uncle Ben's Rice is the most p...

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Funny story: John Bolton’s Explosive Expose on President Donald Trump

John Bolton’s Explosive Expose on President Donald Trump

NEW YORK CITY – Trump’s former White House National Security Adviser, John Bolton, has just published his bombshell book titled “I Was In The Room Where It All Hit The Fan". Inside sources say that Trump begged, pleaded, and colluded with Bolton t...

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Funny story: COVID-19 Hates Women Leaders, Loves Trump

COVID-19 Hates Women Leaders, Loves Trump

Scientists all over the world have discovered messages under their microscopes. They are bizarre configurations from the coronavirus. The communications are all the same: We hate women leaders and adore male authoritarians and strongmen. The COV...

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Funny story: President Trump Bans Chinese Fortune Cookies in The White House

President Trump Bans Chinese Fortune Cookies in The White House

WASHINGTON, D.C. – A reliable White House source has said that the President is very upset with Chinese leader Xi Jinping. It seems that POTUS has placed the total blame for the Coronavirus on a supermarket Chinese checker, and the Chinese leader...

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Funny story: McDonalds To Close All 2,700 Restaurants in China

McDonalds To Close All 2,700 Restaurants in China

CHICAGO – The McDonalds Corporation has just announced a decision that will not only resonate throughout China, but throughout San Francisco as well. After several power meetings, McDonalds has decided to close all of its restaurants in China.

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Funny story: Trump Denies French Claims That Coronavirus Was Present In France In November

Trump Denies French Claims That Coronavirus Was Present In France In November

Donald Trump has refured French scientists' claims that the Coronavirus, initially thought to have originated in China in January, or even December, was present in France as far back ago as November. Trump said that this would not fit in with his...

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Funny story: Wuhan Property Prices Take A Dive

Wuhan Property Prices Take A Dive

It's been a difficult four months for the Chinese city of Wuhan, the center of the Coronavirus outbreak, and every area of business has suffered, including the property market, where prices of houses, condominiums, apartments, and hovels have all tak...

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Funny story: The Entire Population of China is Furious at Tennessee Senator Marsha Blackburn

The Entire Population of China is Furious at Tennessee Senator Marsha Blackburn

NEW YORK CITY – The Chinese ambassador is reporting that Sen. Marsha Blackburn has insulted and angered every man, woman, and child in the entire republic. The dishwater blonde, Blackburn, who allegedly graduated towards the bottom of her class at...

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Funny story: Trump sings Chinese National Anthem in major diplomatic row

Trump sings Chinese National Anthem in major diplomatic row

A major diplomatic row has blown up between the Unites States and China as a result of a version of the Chinese National Anthem sung by President Donald Trump today in Washington DC. Trump decided to sing the English language version of the anthe...

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