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Funny story: The Los Angeles Galaxy’s Chicharito is Unhappy

The Los Angeles Galaxy’s Chicharito is Unhappy

LOS ANGELES – (Sports Satire) – The Los Angeles Post-Gazette spoke with L.A. Galaxy star Javier Hernandez, better known as Chicharito. The 32-year-old expressed that he is very upset and unhappy with the teams (4-9-3) record. He noted that sale…

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Funny story: Chicharito Wants David Beckham to Rejoin The Los Angeles Galaxy

Chicharito Wants David Beckham to Rejoin The Los Angeles Galaxy

LOS ANGELES – (Sports Satire) – NBC Sports is reporting that soccer superstar Javier Hernandez, better known as Chicharito (the Little Pea), wants David Beckham to join him on his old team, the Los Angeles Galaxy. The 45-year-old Beckham played fo…

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Funny story: The Los Angeles Galaxy Defeats The Nicaraguan National Soccer Team 17-0

The Los Angeles Galaxy Defeats The Nicaraguan National Soccer Team 17-0

LOS ANGELES – In one of the most lopsided soccer matches ever, the Los Angeles Galaxy, led by the great Chicharito, defeated the highly touted Nicaraguan National Soccer team, Los Platoneros, 17-0, in a charity exhibition game. The Galaxy’s supers…

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Funny story: The Legendary Pele Asks Chicharito to Join the Board of Directors of The Sao Paulo Red Grasshoppers

The Legendary Pele Asks Chicharito to Join the Board of Directors of The Sao Paulo Red Grasshoppers

SANTA MONICA BEACH, California – One of the greatest soccer players of all time, Pele, flew to California and met with another great soccer player, Javier Hernandez Balcazar, better known as Chicharito. They had macaroni enchiladas and several pit…

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Funny story: Chicharito Says He Wants To Buy The Manchester United Team

Chicharito Says He Wants To Buy The Manchester United Team

LOS ANGELES – Javier Hernandez Balcazar, better known as Chicharito (the Little Pea), recently told the Los Angeles Sports-Chronicle that he is seriously thinking about purchasing his old team, Manchester United. Chicharito, who owns a chain of Hu…

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Funny story: Chicharito Reveals That He and Cheryl Cole Have Split

Chicharito Reveals That He and Cheryl Cole Have Split

GUADALAJARA, Mexico - Noted Manchester United Red Devils soccer player Javier Hernández Balcázar was visiting his relatives in Mexico when he was asked about the rumor that he had dumped British girlfriend Cheryl Cole. Chicharito informed Laguna V...

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Funny story: Cheryl Cole Is Very Upset With Boyfriend Chicharito

Cheryl Cole Is Very Upset With Boyfriend Chicharito

NEW YORK CITY - Cheryl Cole was in New York City filming a television commercial for Jose Cuervo Tequila. The British singer was asked how things were going with her and her boyfriend, Manchester United soccer player Javier Hernández Balcázar bett...

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Funny story: Kim Jong Un Has Invited Dennis Rodman, Lindsay Lohan, Chicharito, and Chelsea Handler To His Super Bowl Party

Kim Jong Un Has Invited Dennis Rodman, Lindsay Lohan, Chicharito, and Chelsea Handler To His Super Bowl Party

PYONGYANG, North Korea - Word out of North Korea is that Kim Jong Un will be having a fantastic Super Bowl Party and he has invited such celebrities as Dennis Rodman, Lindsay Lohan, Chicharito, and Chelsea Handler. The North Korean leader said tha...

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Funny story: Chicharito Asked About Cheryl Cole's Baby Bump

Chicharito Asked About Cheryl Cole's Baby Bump

NEW YORK CITY - British soccer star Chicharito flew into the Big Apple to have some photos taken for an upcoming poster. The Manchester United player, whose real name is Javier Hernández Balcázar, was asked by Zorro La Bamba with The Sports Bet Ga...

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Funny story: Chicharito Proud That Cheryl Cole Will Be Appearing In The February Issue of Playguy

Chicharito Proud That Cheryl Cole Will Be Appearing In The February Issue of Playguy

CHICAGO - Playguy Magazine has just announced that it has signed British singer Cheryl Cole to appear in it's February Valentine's issue. The men's publication had been trying to get Ms. Cole to agree to do the nude layout spread for a little over...

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Funny story: Six-Year-Old Milwaukee Girl Wins A Trip To Manchester, England To Meet Her Idol Chicharito

Six-Year-Old Milwaukee Girl Wins A Trip To Manchester, England To Meet Her Idol Chicharito

MILWAUKEE - Little six-year-old Milly Cottondandy had no idea that she would win The Heinz Ketchup Sports Drawing Contest when her mother Leslie told her to draw a picture of a soccer player. Milly, who is a devoted fan of Manchester United and es...

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Funny story: Chicharito Vacations Down In Cancun Without Cheryl Cole

Chicharito Vacations Down In Cancun Without Cheryl Cole

CANCUN, Mexico - Soccer star Javier Hernández Balcázar, AKA Chicharito flew down to Cancun for a few days. When he arrived he was immediately asked where his British girlfriend Cheryl Cole was. He replied that she was in Manhattan filming a pantyh...

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Funny story: Chicharito Buys Cheryl Cole A $12.7 Million Hacienda In Cabo San Lucas, Mexico

Chicharito Buys Cheryl Cole A $12.7 Million Hacienda In Cabo San Lucas, Mexico

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - Mexico's super star soccer player Javier Hernández Balcázar, known as Chicharito, has just revealed that he has purchased a luxurious hacienda overlooking Cabo San Lucas. The $12.7 million hacienda was originally owned by...

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Funny story: Chicharito Tells Cheryl Cole He's Thinking of Retiring

Chicharito Tells Cheryl Cole He's Thinking of Retiring

NEW YORK CITY - Manchester United's Chicharito has dropped a bombshell and told his girlfriend Cheryl Cole that he is contemplating retiring from the world of soccer. The 25-year-old said that he wants to go into acting and has been encouraged by...

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Funny story: Chicharito Convinces Cheryl Cole To Get An Intimate Tattoo

Chicharito Convinces Cheryl Cole To Get An Intimate Tattoo

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - English soccer player Chicharito, whose real name is Javier Hernández-Balcázar and his girlfriend English singer Cheryl Cole were down in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico relaxing in the warm Baja California sun. Chicharito decided...

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Funny story: Chicharito and Cheryl Cole Are Kicking Around The "M" Word

Chicharito and Cheryl Cole Are Kicking Around The "M" Word

BEVERLY HILLS - Cheryl Cole recently flew into L.A.'s LAX Airport where she filmed a commercial for Southwest Airlines. Afterward she was driven to Grauman's Chinese Theater where she had her handprints and footprints put in cement. She then we...

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Funny story: Chicharito Disappointed That Girfriend Cheryl Cole Did Not Get The X-Factor Judges Job

Chicharito Disappointed That Girfriend Cheryl Cole Did Not Get The X-Factor Judges Job

NEW YORK CITY - Soccer star Javier Hernández Balcázar, who is known as Chicharito, flew to New York City to shoot a commercial for Aye Caramba Beer. While in the Big Apple he was interviewed by Rufus Reno with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily. Re...

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