Chemist, and now inventor, Trevor Maxon is enabling people to accurately do on purpose what they always do by accident: butt dial.
For our interview and demonstration this day, Maxon is wearing his Bluetooth enabled Boogie Pad Butt Dialer jeans.
"It was dark out and he was black. I was just shooting my gun off into the night for fun and he got in the way."
"I can't count beyond 3."
"I got carpal tunnel from doing so much paperwork and it caused my finger to lock up on the trigger."
"Oops! Forgot I wasn't at target practice!"
"I figured better to shoot him now while he is young than later when he might have a gun himself."
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