It isn't often one sees a saber toothed squirrel.
Of course, it isn't often one wants to see a saber toothed squirrel, but when one does see one it invariably leads to commentary. For instance: "Why the (bleep) does that squirrel have a saber tooth and how can he chew anything without sticking himself?" is often heard.
Chena Hot Springs Resort, Alaska has one. His name is 'Tham' for reason...
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