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Funny story: ‘Vegans taste good. Organic Vegans Taste Better’ claim modern Eco-Friendly Cannibals

‘Vegans taste good. Organic Vegans Taste Better’ claim modern Eco-Friendly Cannibals

Modern cannibalism in this country is under threat due to a small number of old school cannibals eating non-vegans. ‘The public is oblivious to the destructive elements within our movement,’ said Brenda O’Lox from the Nice Cannibals Alliance. ‘Eat…

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Funny story: Wetherspoon to Stop Selling Champagne and Prosecco

Wetherspoon to Stop Selling Champagne and Prosecco

"Frankly, we don't give a toss" was the reaction of France's Champagne industry to the Wetherspoon announcement that the fusty old gits chain of pubs would cease selling Champagne and Prosecco. Shortly after his recent shock announcement that he w...

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Funny story: Newt Gingrich Says He Is Tired of Being Referred To As The Big Old Cabbage Patch Doll

Newt Gingrich Says He Is Tired of Being Referred To As The Big Old Cabbage Patch Doll

LEAVENWORTH, Kansas - Newt Gingrich's GOP Whiter Than White Bus Tour pulled into the home of the infamous Leavenworth Federal Prison as well as the home of Leavenworth Lolita's Barbecued Burgers & Hot Dogs Diner. Gingrich speaking to a crowd t...

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Funny story: 'Napa Valley Red' is Homebrew from Luton

'Napa Valley Red' is Homebrew from Luton

A Luton man has been accused of misrepresentation of a wine he sells to local businesses. His wine is called Napa Valley Cabernet Sauvignon Red and comes in nice Californian-style bottles. The labels show a huge vineyard shimmering in blazing sunsh...

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Funny story: Russell Brand Says That Champagne, Flowers And Chocolates Are Not The Way To A Woman's Heart

Russell Brand Says That Champagne, Flowers And Chocolates Are Not The Way To A Woman's Heart

Alleged comedian, and lying low in the US comedy scapegoat Russell Brand this morning revealed to this reporter that the secret to having your wicked way with two thousand plus women lay not in plying them with champagne, flowers, and Belgian chocola...

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Funny story: Champagne Imports Rocket To All Time High As Rumours Of Thatcher's Demise Proliferate

Champagne Imports Rocket To All Time High As Rumours Of Thatcher's Demise Proliferate

Champagne imports hit record levels today as news of Baroness Thatcher's alleged demise rocked the city. 'People are really going to push the boat out on this one if the rumours are founded,' said a city trader. 'Especially up north. They'll be da...

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