Legendary Texan musician, Willie "Mr. Weed" Nelson, continues to show that age is just a number with his vibrant spirit and unique lifestyle. According to reports, the 90-year-old music icon attributes his longevity to his morning ritual of prepar…
DURANGO, Colorado - (Spoof News) - The Cloud 9 News Agency has just commented that a marijuana pot shop in Durango is selling the hell out of orange pot brownies that are shaped like "Fat Boy" (Trump). The orange brownies are reported to taste qui…
DENVER - (Spoof News) - The Mile High City is exporting its finest green to all 50 states and 17 countries worldwide, including China, Norway, Ethiopia, and Macedonia. Local pot farmers credit the Rocky Mountain snowmelt for nourishing the plants…
ROACH CLIP CREEK, Colorado - (Satire News) - Billy Beepweather had an unusual dream ever since he was a senior at Rocky Mountain High School. He wanted to open a dispensary that not only sold weed, but also served pizza. Fast forward to today and…
CHICAGO - (Satire News) - One of the top rap bands in the USA has been arrested at Chicago's O'Hare Airport. Chicago Police officers arrested four of the members of the rap band Boyz 2 Noize after 24 pounds of Dizzee Rascal Razzle Dazzle Marijuana…
DES MOINES, Iowa - (Satire News) - The state of Iowa, which is noted for corn, corn, and corn, has just issued a proclamation (Iowa Proclamation M-7893701) which states that anyone caught smoking cannabis within the state will be arrested, fined $5,7…
BROOKLYN – (Satire News) – The New York Sun-Observer has just broken the story regarding the latest scandal in the Catholic church. It appears that a disgruntled Donald Trump female supporter is so mad at the Catholic church that she went into the…
EL SEGUNDO, California - (Satire News) - Just about every new drug that is produced in the United States comes from the Left Coast state (California). The QuinniPinni Polling Agency says that there are more drug chemists in California than there…
BUFFALO NIPPLES, Wyoming - (Satire News) - An unemployed accountant Will Pinnacle, 43, says that he prefers to live the simple life, as opposed to the hustle and bustle life of the business world. He told Cosmos News Service writer Armada Aquatina…
When will Britain legalize recreational marijuana? When will it “be cricket”? I asked His Lordship and Garter of the Belt and Hat and Jingling Bells, Quinsley Fucktard, when oh when will such a delicious ‘drug’ make its way down The Thames (most l…
BOSTON - (Satire News) - The New England state that gave us such celebrities as Mark Wahlberg, Matt Damon, John Cena, Uma Thurman, Benjamin Franklin, Edgar Allan Poe, and Dr Seuss, has just announced that the best and most popular strain of marijuana…
Adventurer, patriot, intrepid billionaire, Bill Gates is no stranger to the American public. Here indeed is a man with vision, who gave us Microsoft and Windows. And who at Event 201 in 2019 foresaw the pandemic to come with remarkable accuracy, i…
DENVER – (Satire News) – The Colorado State Commission on Air Quality & Control has issued a city-wide alert for the mile-high city of Denver. Malcolm P. Flickerbee, a rep with the CSCAQC informed the Denver Chamber of Commerce that recent air…
YELLOW SNOW, Colorado – (Satire News) – The Hullabaloo News Agency is reporting on a new cannabis fad that the college kids of Colorado have just discovered. According to Abel Zorro, with Hully, the pot smokers in Colorado have nicknamed this new…
DURANGO, Colorado - (Satire News) – 21-year-old Ashley Hibnocker is one of the happiest 21-year-old girls in the entire country. The Hullabaloo News Agency's Abel Zorro, reports that Ashley’s grandmother, Bernice Bicka, 63, gave her favorite gran…
CHICAGO – (Satire News) – The Alpha Beta News Agency has just revealed a very disappointing trend throughout every college and university in America. ABNA reporter Mimosa Sabrosa, has stated that the highly reputable Federal Institute for Drug Abu…
MEXICO CITY – (Satire News) – According to Bravo Network information guru, Andy Cohen, the Republic of Mexico has decided to legalize the sale and purchase of marijuana. A spokesperson for the nation south of the USA stated that after hiring a dru…
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