KABUL, Afghanistan - (Spoof Satire) - The Sandstone News Agency reports that Afghanistan and Russia have finalized plans on a superb trade that will benefit both countries (but mostly Afghanistan). According to a rep for Sandstone, Afghani Preside…
At the same time muscular young men were kicking Balls (and each other) around in a stadium in Qatar - the main event was going on elsewhere. The Qataris hosted the World Camel Beauty Contest. Basically, the World Cup for Camels. The winner was…
CAIRO, Egypt - (Satire News) - The world-wide heat wave has been referred to by many names; including Satan's Bitch, The Hot Mama, The Hot Tamale (in Latin America), and The Trumpapalooza Heat Wave in America. Even places that are normally hot are…
CAIRO, Egypt - (Satire News) - The temperatures in the desert areas of Egypt have been hovering around the 107 to 111 mark for the past two weeks. Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk learned that there were thousands of camels, one-humped and two humped, tha…
DUBAI, India – (Satire News) – The yearly Dubai Camel Races have been cancelled due to the fact that four of the camels tested positive for hump enhancing drugs. A spokesperson for the racing association noted that the camels appeared to look fine…
KABUL, Afghanistan – (Satire News) – The McDonalds Corporation is happy to announce that their McDonalds restaurant in downtown Kabul is having record sales. A spokesperson for Afghanistan’s national Two-Humped News Agency stated that since introd…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The Omnium Gatherum News Agency has just learned that Afghanistan’s Taliban faction will be shipping to the US, 900 one-humped camels, in exchange for 3,000 used iPhones. The trade is believed to be one of the mo…
KABUL, Afghanistan – (Business Satire) – Reports out of the Taliban-Controlled Afghanistan republic say that Taliban General Abdali Tibia Nim-Nim has ordered that all Afghani camels be rounded up. His troops, which he has christened the Nim-Nimers…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – A highly reputable source within the White House informed Tittle Tattle Tonight’s Pico de Gallo, of a flotilla of seven Iranian cargo ships that are sailing towards Venezuela. The insider, who uses the clandestin…
(UNEDITED) Avoiding paying tax is 'Folk Sport Numero Uno' all over the planet. However, due to the influx of illegal immigrants into Europe, this sport has taken on new dimensions because many who flee their homelands are genius's in avoiding paying…
Saudi Arabia, somewhere in the desert: Jaggedone sent his pet CIA (Cockroach Infiltration Army) Desert Rat Reporters to observe the annual 'Camel Beauty Contest" and brother did it "Rommel!" After parading their beautiful beasts to the jury it see...
NEW YORK CITY - The Middle East Peace Talks have been going on for thousands of years and so far not a damn thing has been accomplished. GOP maven Ann Coulter hit the nail on the head with that remark. She went on to add that the talks are just an...
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