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Major Television Networks fight for the Award of Worst Primetime Line-Ups of 2017

Christmas has now come and gone. The year is wrapping up and many people across the nation are getting ready for their end of the year celebrations. 2017 was a year that many wish they could forget, and well, what better way to forget about what is r...

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Big Bang Theory Will Kill Off Entire Cast and Start Over in Season Ten

Funny story: Big Bang Theory Will Kill Off Entire Cast and Start Over in Season Ten

Hollywood, CA In a shocking TV show announcement, CBS's #1 comedy, The Big Bang Theory will have its whole cast die at the end of Season 9, and Season 10 will introduce a whole new group of nerds. "The last show will have Sheldon assuring the whol...

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"The Odd Couple" gets odder

Funny story: "The Odd Couple" gets odder

As fresh out of new ideas as ever, CBS TV will air a "reprise" of the once-original sitcom The Odd Couple, in which an unmarried homosexual couple living in sin get on each other's nerves because one of them, Felatrice Hunger, is a neatnik while the...

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David Letterman Admits He Already Misses Jay Leno

Funny story: David Letterman Admits He Already Misses Jay Leno

NEW YORK CITY - David Letterman told a reporter with The Right Coast Revue that he already misses his former late night talk show competitor Jay Leno. Letterman said that although its true he and Leno had their ups and downs deep down inside, some...

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'CSI: Kardashian' Puts the Madcap Back into Murder

Funny story: 'CSI: Kardashian' Puts the Madcap Back into Murder

Hollywood, California - CBS has launched a fourth version of its Crime Scene Investigation series, but with a twist. This time, the show plays forensics for fun, with members of America's least talented but most publicized showbiz family filling the...

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CBS Poll suggests 67% of Voters believe Ron Paul is a Founding Father

NEW YORK CITY - A recent CBS poll found that more than two-thirds of Americans believe that Ron Paul is a founding father. Ironically, that is what Ron Paul has been trying to tell the people since the beginning. Each time Ron Paul talks about el...

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Katie Holmes Joins Charlie Sheen on Set of Anger Management

Funny story: Katie Holmes Joins Charlie Sheen on Set of Anger Management

Following the recent announcement of Charlie Sheen for the new Sit-Com "Anger Management", Katie Holmes was confirmed to play Sheen's foil in the series, albeit with seven detailed pages of contingencies attached to the deal. In a surprise alignme...

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Roseanne Barr Defends Charlie Sheen - Hmmm, The Old Two Peas In An iPod Syndrome

Funny story: Roseanne Barr Defends Charlie Sheen - Hmmm, The Old Two Peas In An iPod Syndrome

LA HABRA, California - Former comedienne Roseanne Barr who starred for nine years in the top rated sit-com The Roseanne Show was having breakfast at a Mickey D's when she remarked to a friend that she is siding with Charlie "Showless" Sheen in The Ch...

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The Cast of 'Two and A Half Men' Speak Out On Charlie "Showless" Sheen

Funny story: The Cast of 'Two and A Half Men' Speak Out On Charlie "Showless" Sheen

HOLLYWOOD - Well now that Charlie Sheen has just lost his job on the number one rated comedy show Two and A Half Men, which was paying him $1.8 million per week the maverick actor will have all kinds of free time on his hands. And in the words of...

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Charlie Sheen is My Favorite Martian

Funny story: Charlie Sheen is My Favorite Martian

CBS announced today that they've cast Charlie Sheen in a remake of the popular television series My Favorite Martian. Sources inside the network say they've been quietly negotiating the deal with Sheen's lawyers for the past several days, but didn't...

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CBS Finally Fires Charlie Sheen - The Star of "Two and A Half Men" Kisses $1.8 Million Per Show Bye-Bye

Funny story: CBS Finally Fires Charlie Sheen - The Star of "Two and A Half Men" Kisses $1.8 Million Per Show Bye-Bye

HOLLYWOOD - Saying that they are finished playing 'Day Care Center' the top brass at the CBS Network have just informed Charlie Sheen, the star of the number one rated sit-com on television Two and A Half Men that his services are no longer needed.

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Charlie Sheen Offers to Buy CBS for Two Billion Dollars

Funny story: Charlie Sheen Offers to Buy CBS for Two Billion Dollars

Charlie Sheen, appearing on a special edition of the Shopping Channel, has made an offer to buy CBS, which owns the rights to his cancelled show Two and a Half Men. So far, he's offering $2 billion dollars. Sheen, appearing on the show dressed lik...

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CBS Cancels Charlie Sheen's "Two and A Half Men" - Co-Star John Cryer Cries Like A Baby

Funny story: CBS Cancels Charlie Sheen's "Two and A Half Men" - Co-Star John Cryer Cries Like A Baby

HOLLYWOOD - CBS executives have finally thrown in the billion dollar towel and have cancelled the remainder of the season of America's number one hit situation comedy, Two and A Half Men. Word from the top brass of the CBS Network stated that afte...

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Charlie Sheen files Worker's Compensation claim

In a statement from Sheen's lawyer, the case is spelled out quite simply. They claim that Charlie Sheen's character on CBS sitcom "Two and a Half Men" drinks heavily, does drugs, and sleeps with prostitutes. In order for Mr. Sheen to prepare for th...

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CBS' 'The Talk' Repels Viewers Like Oprah In A Thong.

Funny story: CBS' 'The Talk' Repels Viewers Like Oprah In A Thong.

CBS, who took the bold step of trying to recreate The View for people even stupider than Elizabeth Hasselback, if such a person could exist, has found 'The Talk' is ratings-Kryptonite, driving away viewers in droves. As first revealed on Thespoof,...

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CBS: "Laugh Track Cancelled"

Funny story: CBS: "Laugh Track Cancelled"

In a move designed to attract more viewers to a steady fan base, the CBS network has decided to remove the laugh track from their half-hour sitcoms. "We feel the shows have a certain pious attitude about them," said Leslie Moonves, the preside...

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Andy Rooney Voted Sexiest Newscaster by Blind Insane Women

Funny story: Andy Rooney Voted Sexiest Newscaster by Blind Insane Women

New York - In a recent survey taken by Playgirl magazine, 60 Minutes veteran Andy Rooney was voted the sexiest newscaster. Rooney, 85, whose witty commentaries were a standard feature on the CBS news show 60 Minutes for decades, was voted America'...

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David Letterman Blackmail Sex Exclusive

Funny story: David Letterman Blackmail Sex Exclusive

US chat show host David Letterman has confessed during a recording of his show that he has enjoyed sexual relations with members of his staff, including black males. "I have had sex with men who work for me on this show," he told an audience in Ne...

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Putin Hacked The Emmys

NBC, ABC, and CBS all claim that Russian President Putin hacked the Emmy Award computers, to explain how unknown, barely-viewed shows on Netflix and HBO could win so many awards.
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