America woke up this morning to the news that their global sex guru Hugh Hefner had passed away. It is not so much the fact of his passing, for he was approaching his 89th birthday on April... but the manner. Our reporter for "U2R-FKD" followed the story. His housemaid for this month Eileen Dover who wishes to be known simply as "Miss February" broke the news. "Well, I went up to his bedroom as...
HOLLYWOOD - Demi Moore recently stated on The View that this year and last year have been somewhat on the miserable side as far as she is concerned. She told Whoopi Goldberg that she did not want to give her husband Ashton Kutcher the divorce he h...
WEST HOLLYWOOD - Ashton Kutcher, 36, and his fiancée Mila Kunis, 30, were having a nice quiet dinner at The Barbed Wire Barbecue Diner in West Hollywood. The two were celebrating the fact that they just both feel 110 percent better now that the ev...
HOLLYWOOD - One of Tinsel Town's most popular couples has finally announced their engagement. Ashton Kutcher, 36, star of Two and A Half Men and Mila Kunis, 30, who starred in The Black Swan will be walking down the ecstatic marital aisle in the n...
BEVERLY HILLS - Demi Moore's ex-husband, Bruce Willis who is the father of her three semi-pretty daughters Rumer, Scout, and Tallulah, has let Demi know that he is tired of her calling him up at all hours. Willis talked to Carolina Chipotle with B...
HOLLYWOOD - After a year of prolonging her divorce to Ashton Kutcher, Demi Moore finally gave in and granted her boy toy husband his divorce An unnamed source said that the 51-year-old Moore was convinced to finalize the divorce by her former husb...
BEVERLY HILLS - After two years of refusing to give her boy-toy husband his divorce, the much older Demi Moore finally gave in and signed the divorce papers. But word out of LaLaLand is that there was a reason why the old cougar finally relented a...
HOLLYWOOD - Demi Moore, who for the past year has refused to give Ashton Kutcher a divorce so that he can marry his girlfriend the erotically sexy Mila Kunis, has had a change of heart. She spoke with Ersatz Pontoon of Hollywood Hors D'oeuvres and...
LOS ANGELES - Sylvester Stallone stated that Bruce Willis was greedy and lazy and he told him that he would never again have him appear in any of his movies. Hollywood Innuendo reports that Willis fired back by saying that if Sylvester doesn't sto...
HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Some of Demi Moore's friends are starting to worry about the 50-year-old actress and fear that her jealousy of Mila Kunis is starting to cloud her judgment and reasoning. According to Margarita Mixx with The Tinsel Town Times Tri...
BEVERLY HILLS - Bruce Willis said that the best thing he ever did was to divorce Demi Moore. The 58-year-old Die Hard star talked with Kiowa Kettle of Tittle Tattle Tonight at The Le Loins of Joan of Arc French Restaurant on Beverly Hills' Rodeo D...
HOLLYWOOD, CA - On the heels of controversial director Michael Bay apologizing for making his oft-maligned science fiction 'epic' - "Armageddon" (Touchstone Pictures, 1998) - now Bay's mother is following in her son's footsteps by announcing her expr...
BEVERLY HILLS - Mila Kunis confided to her hair stylist, FuFi Fondue of The Haven of Hair Salon on Rodeo Drive, that all of the recent spitefully sinister antics of Demi Moore, 50, are starting to scare her. The girlfriend of Ashton Kutcher, 35, s...
HOLLYWOOD - The Moore-Kutcher Carnivalesque atmosphere seems to continue with word out of LaLaLand that Demi Moore is extremely upset with daughter Rumer. The 49-year-old Moore, who was unceremoniously dumped by husband Ashton Kutcher after 6 year...
HOLLYWOOD - Miramix Pictures in association with Sky Castle Films has just announced that they will soon begin production on the remake of the 1962 film Lolita. The original which was made 50 years ago starred Sue Lyon in the role of the nubile, p...
HOLLYWOOD - Bruce Willis recently stated that he has tried to stay out of the May-December marital mess of his ex-wife Demi Moore, 49, and her boy-toy husband Ashton "The Itch" Kutcher, 34. Willis, who fathered three semi-good looking daughters wi...
LOS ANGELES - In what has got to be one of the most perfect examples of the old cliché of the pot calling the kettle black, comes word out of LaLaLand that Lindsay "LiLo" Lohan has urged Demi "The Cougar" Moore to admit that she needs to check hersel...
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