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Broadband to Common?

MPs from all parties are arguing about whether broadband should be allowed in the House of Commons. Most MPs aren't really sure if they want it or not. "Some of the Members of Parliament just go on and on, I mean do we need to know how much dog...

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Britain's fastest broadband 100MB out now

Funny story: Britain's fastest broadband 100MB out now

Yes, it's almost true. I have decided to start my own broadband service. I'm going to call it "Pie in the sky broadband Ltd". By using the same artistic licence as used by other providers I can claim to offer headline speeds of up to 100MB. As long as I put a couple of ** after anything I make up and stick a disclaimer at the bottom of the page in writing so small that it could be classed as a...

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Great News! Faster Speeds with your BullshiT Broadband

Funny story: Great News! Faster Speeds with your BullshiT Broadband

Dear Customer, Great news! As part of our commitment to provide you with the best broadband speed your line can support, we've recently upgraded your broadband and telephone line to our new faster network, offering up to 20 Mb broadband speeds! You are now enjoying a faster connection - for free! Go faster with your BullshitT Broadband service We've upgraded your line to the fastest...

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Quantum broadband sparks creationists animal cruelty row

Funny story: Quantum broadband sparks creationists animal cruelty row

Japanese technology giants Toshiba are reported to have cracked the problem of quantum broadband by transmitting encrypted data at over 1 megabit per second along 50 kilometres of optical fibre. "The link is so secure it is 'theoretically' unbreak...

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Spoof writers relocate to Scottish village as it gets super highspeed broadband

Funny story: Spoof writers relocate to Scottish village as it gets super highspeed broadband

Under a scheme to transform the village of Auchenshoogle Tattiebogle in very rural Aberdeenshire, Scotland, the Scottish Government has made a grant of £2 million to improve communications with the outside world. The lure of highspeed broadband, c...

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Village launches DIY broadband

Funny story: Village launches DIY broadband

A UK village which raised £37,000 to offer 200 homes the super-fast connectivity that BT could not deliver, has launched its network. Spudland Telecom will offer the residents of Flyddington speeds of up to 2 carrier pigeons per hour. Other teleco...

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Historic Canal A "Linear Obstacle to the Information Superhighway"

Funny story: Historic Canal A "Linear Obstacle to the Information Superhighway"

The Ditchwater Canal, opened in 1760 and one of the first great channels of communication of "the great age of British waterways", has been accused of becoming a "linear obstacle" to the modern electronic information highway. A Court judgement has...

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UK Broadband: back on the street if he doesn't shape up!

Funny story: UK Broadband: back on the street if he doesn't shape up!

Recent graphic pictures of UK "The Hoover" Broadband snorting cocaine have sparked outrage from the Internet community and a recent report has shown that he'll not be able to service the UK for much longer. Partying every night is taking its toll...

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Broadband to be renamed

Funny story: Broadband to be renamed

High-performance Internet connections are set to be renamed following complaints about the sexist term Broadband. Broadband was first coined in America by pioneering Internet users, predominantly male and without partners, who had petitioned for i...

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Heaven moves to the 21st Century. Now has internet broadband connection.

Heaven has become the last place on earth to have full access broadband internet connection. Heaven Communication Ltd., based in Vatican City, has completed the installation of the four trillion miles of fiber optic cable and will offer Heaven intern...

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Broadband Revolution

Funny story: Broadband Revolution

Culture Secretary Ben Bradshaw has announced that every landline customer in the UK has volunteered to pay 50 pence per month per line to fund the expansion of Broadband service to Digital Britain. "Stap me"! Prime Minister Gordon Brown was heard...

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BT Announces Super-Fast Broadband Sites

Funny story: BT Announces Super-Fast Broadband Sites

Telecoms giant BT have announced the first locations where substantial numbers of customers will have access to fibre-based super-fast broadband via the firm's network. Areas of Belfast, Cardiff, Edinburgh, Glasgow, London and Manchester will be a...

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Government To Reclassify U.K Broadband Services

Funny story: Government To Reclassify U.K Broadband Services

The government has today revealed plans to reclassify Broadband services within the U.K to a more recognisable structure that will be more easily understood by the U.K consumer.

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National Park Service Rewrites Statue of Liberty Plaque

"Give me your strong, your rich, your workers yearning to breathe capitalism. Send no homeless, impoverished, or those seeking refuge from MS-13 to me. I want no trash to tarnish our golden door."
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