Nostradamus was born in France in 1503. He stared into a bowl of water to see his prophecies. He loved to bowl and stargaze. They didn't have automatic pin setup; they used Inquisition victims. Nostradamus predicted the three Antichrists, Napoleon, Hitler and the daily mentor of Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Iranian Ayatollah Mesbah Yazdi, Nostradamus' Third Antichrist. Now Nostradamus has been linked to f...
Hollywood - (RIP): "At this stage we're not ruling out karmic death pact theories or a sudden terminal ectoplasm related seizure," sources at the LA TinFoilHatters-R-Us.con website said today. "Anyone know if we can book Ray Santilli to perform th...
Brittany Murphy has faded back into pop culture by fatally overdosing on prescription pneumonia. The 32 year old bubbly actress, brought to fame by appearing in such films as The Prophecy II and an episode of Blossom, collapsed in the shower of h...
Los Angeles - (Propofool): Studio bosses have breathed a sigh of relief today after a preliminary lab report says Brittany Murphy 'probably died of a seizure' after seeing her husband's 2001 divorce settlement papers from ex-wife Simone Bienne. Ea...
Los Angeles - (Clueless): The Harrabs Phoney Pharaoh has fired off a warming email to the LA district coroner following news of the actress/singer's tragic death this weekend. Fayed, 69, has been convinced of a multiple celeb pregnancy cover-ups e...
Los Angeles - (Conjack?): "All we need now is some sorta Virgie Arthur gargoyle to come crawling outta the woodwork!" The warning, by legal sources close to Brittany Murphy's widower Simon Monjack, may be a sign of how spookily similar the actres...
Brittany Murphy, star of the movie 'Clueless' and sexy vamp in 'Sin City' has pulled out of a contractual obligation to act in the pantomime 'Cinderella' at Burnley Mechanics because she dropped dead yesterday. (OH NO SHE DIDN'T! - OH YES SHE DID!...
Los Angeles - (Rumormill): A sicko media 'stunt' or terrible, unexplained tragedy? Initial reports this weekend that the Clueless actress had died were met with skeptical derision following a spate of faux stories speculating about her alleged r...
Los Angeles - (Propofool): Forensic cops were still swabbing down the actress/singer's bathroom after her limp, naked body was found slumped in the shower. The Clueless star had recently undergone a post-operative Viocodin detox after becoming a...
Los Angeles - (WTF?): Paramedics at the Seedy-Sinai Hospital fought in vain to revive the Clueless actress who collapsed with a cardiac arrest today aged 32. Shocked relatives had only just got over the star's husband Simon Monjack's sudden, inex...
LOS ANGELES - The results are in. After 1 day of research at the University Hospital Center of Tirana in Tirana, Albania, scientists finally discovered that due to heavy drug abuse, Brittney Murphy's acting talent has officially deceased. "Alth...
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