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Funny story: Beach bums refuse to wear masks in Bournemouth!

Beach bums refuse to wear masks in Bournemouth!

Police inspecting beach bums in Bournemouth during a 'UK heatwave', confirmed the fact that the bums - mainly female - were really quite attractive. Some were burnt, but many were mainly a nice cocoa-sun-tanned colour. However, many of the beach b…

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Funny story: Rape Of Hampshire - It's A Conspiracy Says Local Man

Rape Of Hampshire - It's A Conspiracy Says Local Man

A local man claims there is a conspiracy to make the county of Hampshire disappear from the map. His claim follows an episode of the BBC programme Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is today. In the show, pairs of antiques experts compete to buy a...

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Funny story: Gaddafi snipers suspected behind Bournemouth Red Arrows tragedy

Gaddafi snipers suspected behind Bournemouth Red Arrows tragedy

Bournemouth - Ministry of Defence sources are saying absolutely nothing, of course, but a horrible local gut feeling prevails that the Mad Dog of the Middle East may be responsible for downing the RAF Hawk jet. At around 13.50BST one of nine Red A...

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Funny story: Alternative view: The new BNP & Black Gold

Alternative view: The new BNP & Black Gold

After the biggest oil discovery for four decades of the British coast near Bournemoth a new political party has sprung up the Bournemouth National Party. Leader of the new BNP, Economist, Edward Goodfellow wants an Independent Bournemouth with fu...

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Funny story: Bournemouth bans fire extinguishers as a danger to fires

Bournemouth bans fire extinguishers as a danger to fires

Very sensible risk assessors in Bournemouth - known as 'Wrinkly City' - have decided that fire extinguishers are to be banned from high rise flats in the city.

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Funny story: Leeds United: Extra Point "Rubbish" Says Bates

Leeds United: Extra Point "Rubbish" Says Bates

Leeds United officials have described as "rubbish" claims made by The Spoof writer Monkey Woods, that the Yorkshire club has been awarded a precious bonus point by the Football Association...

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Funny story: Tories to reintroduce Bair Baiting

Tories to reintroduce Bair Baiting

The Tories want to make specific promises on increasing animal cruelty before the next election, Oliver Letwin is set to tell the party's conference in Bournemouth.

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