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Funny story: FibalongaBoris Greatest Hits

FibalongaBoris Greatest Hits

The Prime Minister's debut album, FibalongaBoris, is a quasi-singalong of some of the best lies launched up to now. "I want to make sure the slate's not wiped clean just because people elected me. I am proud of my cunning, and this CD is a sort of...

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Funny story: UK signs TRILLION POUND trade deal with Iran to sell Union Jack flags and wax figures of the Prime Minister

UK signs TRILLION POUND trade deal with Iran to sell Union Jack flags and wax figures of the Prime Minister

The Prime Minister is celebrating after closing one of the biggest trading deals in history with, of all countries, Iran! Under the terms of the 10-year deal, British manufacturers will sell British souvenirs, namely Union Jack flags and Madame Tu...

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Funny story: Poll guru Sir John Curtice makes astounding predictions about next week in Westminster – Jeremy Corbyn will leave his wallet at home and Boris Johnson’s new puppy will shit on the kitchen floor

Poll guru Sir John Curtice makes astounding predictions about next week in Westminster – Jeremy Corbyn will leave his wallet at home and Boris Johnson’s new puppy will shit on the kitchen floor

Polling expert Sir John Curtice, writing in Mystic Meg’s column in The Sun newspaper today, has warned that next Thursday, lame-duck Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn, will leave his wallet at home in a rush to get to work. The damning foretelling is bound...

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Funny story: Corbyn beat me up in the toilets: Boris Johnson's shock claim

Corbyn beat me up in the toilets: Boris Johnson's shock claim

Prime Minister, Boris Johnson, told newsmen last night that defeated Opposition Leader, Jeremy Corbyn, attacked him in a House of Commons lavatory last week, leaving him bruised and bleeding from a gaping head wound. Johnson, who had just delivere...

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Funny story: Free whippet for every northerner as Boris repays election favour

Free whippet for every northerner as Boris repays election favour

A government source revealed, last night, that every man, woman, and child over the age of 5 living in the north of England will be gifted a whippet dog as a token of gratitude for helping Prime Minister, Boris Johnson, win last week's election with...

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Funny story: Boris makes it all about the people

Boris makes it all about the people

The announcement that Boris Johnson is going to call his government "The People's Government" has raised alarm bells around Westminster. Such names are common in dictatorships like North Korea, and the implication is that all previous governments wer...

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Funny story: Toddler savaged by government watchdog

Toddler savaged by government watchdog

There were calls for changes to The Dangerous Bureaucrats Act last night, after a 3-year-old girl was admitted to Great Ormond Street Hospital suffering from wounds inflicted by a Government Watchdog that had been left free to roam in a London Park.

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Funny story: World Leaders Become Gossip Girls At NATO Conference

World Leaders Become Gossip Girls At NATO Conference

Professional two-faced gossip girl, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau of Canada, was caught on mic with other NATO world leaders, mocking President Trump's impromptu press conference, but there were more tidbits caught on hidden microphones at the recept...

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Funny story: Macron and Trump compete over “brain dead” and other matters

Macron and Trump compete over “brain dead” and other matters

On the heels of an unsavory moment with Mr. Macron, Mr. Trudeau, and Mr. Johnson at the G-7 summit in London, Mr. Trump has angrily denied he will give a closing press conference. Recently, Mr. Macron is on record as having said NATO is “brain de...

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Funny story: Johnson's U-Turn U-Turn

Johnson's U-Turn U-Turn

Looking like the ghost of a hunchbacked chef that haunts a ruined French patisserie, Prime Minister Boris Johnson performed a radical U-turn on his previous radical U-turn by revoking his earlier U-turn of doing everything everyone wants all at the s...

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Funny story: Election U-Turn

Election U-Turn

The rambling gingerbread man posing as the current Prime Minister, Boris Johnson, performed a radical U-turn today after sensationally pledging to do everything that everybody wants all at the same time. After wolfing down several Kit-Kat Chunkies, h...

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Funny story: Man Given Emergency CPR After Swallowing Tory Bullshit

Man Given Emergency CPR After Swallowing Tory Bullshit

A man was recovering in hospital this morning having spent a night under observation, after becoming ill when he got just a little too close to Prime Minister Boris Johnson, who was making a speech on his campaign trail. David Syclops, from Hunsl...

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Funny story: Boris Johnson - the disabled man who doesn't need your handouts

Boris Johnson - the disabled man who doesn't need your handouts

It is perhaps the most unusual election strategy of recent years. Conservative spin-sters are beginning to spread a tale of Boris Johnson as a cripple, a man who suffers from excruciating mythomania, yet who, despite his problems, doesn't try to clai...

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Funny story: Boris Johnson's Teabag is still stewing in a very cold mug

Boris Johnson's Teabag is still stewing in a very cold mug

Gary Johnson, a four-month-old teabag used by Prime Minister Boris Johnson, has revealed that he has spent the weekend in a cold cup of very strong, very bitter tea. 'I feel completely used,' said Johnson, who is, as he was only too ready to point...

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Funny story: Boris Johnson's election bus to be powered by bullshit

Boris Johnson's election bus to be powered by bullshit

The UK's general election got up to full speed this week, as the media pressed the accelerator of information and the political parties took the steering wheel of policy. The Conservatives revealed their new weapon - a big red bus with not just on...

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Funny story: No more flooding after Brexit

No more flooding after Brexit

Tories are queuing up to support their leader, Boris Johnson, after his claim that flooding currently hitting the north of England is a direct result of EU membership. "It's simple," explained Johnson. "After 31 January, winds will be redirected a...

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Funny story: First Genetically Engineered Cat Girl Licks Harry Maguire’s Balls

First Genetically Engineered Cat Girl Licks Harry Maguire’s Balls

BILLINGSGATE POST: Shockwaves reverberated throughout the febrile English football world as the first genetically engineered cat girl broke ranks with tradition, and licked Manchester United defenseman Harry Maguire’s balls as he went onto the field...

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