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Funny story: Man Has 'That Monday Morning Feeling' On Tuesday

Man Has 'That Monday Morning Feeling' On Tuesday

We all know 'that Monday morning feeling', that general detestable loathing at the start of a new week at work which, after a relaxing weekend spent at home or doing some other pleasant activity, grates on one like the proverbial fingernails being sc…

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Funny story: Man Didn't Really Feel Like It Very Much Today

Man Didn't Really Feel Like It Very Much Today

A man who had taken about as much as he could possibly take - and maybe even a little bit more - has said that, as far as employment matters go, he simply just could not be bothered today. "I know it sounds unprofessional," said a jaded-looking Mo…

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Funny story: The Most Boring Day In History

The Most Boring Day In History

A Cambridge computer scientist has determined April 11th 1954 to be 'the most boring day in history'. William Tunstall-Pedoe, professor at a search engine project called True Knowledge, set up a database that indexes more than 300 million facts.

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Funny story: English Teacher Counted Windows In Condo Across The Road To Alleviate Boredom

English Teacher Counted Windows In Condo Across The Road To Alleviate Boredom

An English teacher at a school in Bangkok has revealed how, during lessons with a particularly difficult and unresponsive young child, he became so thoroughly bored, that he regularly counted the number of windows in the condominium opposite. The...

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Funny story: Time Taking Longer To Happen During Lockdown

Time Taking Longer To Happen During Lockdown

The well-worn phrase which implies that time moves faster when we are enjoying ourselves, and that it drags when we are not, has been given scientific credibility at last, after countless people rang the BBC to complain that time was now progressing...

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Funny story: Family Spending Lockdown Time Playing KerPlunk, Mousetrap, And Cluedo

Family Spending Lockdown Time Playing KerPlunk, Mousetrap, And Cluedo

A family of four who have been trapped in their own home for more than three weeks now, due to the government's lockdown arrangements, have revealed that, as well as eating, sleeping, watching TV, and arguing, they've been spending most of the rest o...

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Funny story: Bored Woman Sends Anonymous Threats to Neighbors to Lighten Mood

Bored Woman Sends Anonymous Threats to Neighbors to Lighten Mood

April 8, 2020 (Cameron Park). Dozens of residents of a middle class Cameron Park neighborhood reported receiving threatening, anonymous notes in their mailboxes. Sheriff Mahoney initially declined to investigate, citing all manpower was dedicated to...

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Funny story: Tyson Fury And Deontay Wilder In Gripping Encounter

Tyson Fury And Deontay Wilder In Gripping Encounter

The build-up to the long-awaited WBC world heavyweight title rematch between champion, Deontay Wilder, from the US, and the 'Gypsy King', British boxer Tyson Fury, in Las Vegas earlier tonight, promised fight fans a gripping encounter, and that's exa...

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Funny story: Santa Claus Considering Sending In Sick Note

Santa Claus Considering Sending In Sick Note

Santa Claus, the maker of children's dreams the world over every year on December 25th, is on the verge of creating a huge controversy this festive season, after it was revealed he is tired, overworked, and considering sending in a sick note. Sant...

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Funny story: New York Office Worker Leads Rich Inner Life

New York Office Worker Leads Rich Inner Life

Although her day job doing data entry at a Mahattan financial services firm is not glamorous, exciting, or even remotely interesting, internally speaking, Laura Driscoll of New York City leads a life that's second to none. "It's so much fun!" said...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Finds Asking About People's Babies Highly Effective Way of Procrastinating at Work

Nashville Man Finds Asking About People's Babies Highly Effective Way of Procrastinating at Work

Curtis Johnson, a 27-year-old professional who prides himself on working smart but definitely not hard, stumbled upon a highly effective means of procrastinating at work when, a little while before a big department meeting at which Curtis was expecte...

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Funny story: Man Just Sat Around The House All Day Doing Absolutely Fuck All

Man Just Sat Around The House All Day Doing Absolutely Fuck All

Sundays, for everyone, are a time for relaxation, for taking it easy, and for spending time doing things that we don't ordinarily get a lot of time to do, such as washing the car, mowing the lawn, or just sitting around the house all day, doing absol...

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Funny story: Man Endured Tortuous Khmer Wedding

Man Endured Tortuous Khmer Wedding

It should have been a time for happiness and rejoicing on Saturday, but one man who was invited to a wedding enjoyed the whole tortuous, tedious torment so little, that he kept asking his wife: "Are we nearly at the end of this caper?" Moys Ken...

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Funny story: Man At Bangkok School's Award Ceremony Didn't Have A Clue What Was Going On

Man At Bangkok School's Award Ceremony Didn't Have A Clue What Was Going On

A man invited to a school award ceremony in Bangkok which was conducted entirely in Thai, didn't have the faintest idea of what was going on around him. Moys Kenwood, 48, arrived at the ceremony just after first light on Sunday, and was guided to...

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Funny story: Oklahoma Man Dies While Attempting to Kill Time

Oklahoma Man Dies While Attempting to Kill Time

Brent Hargrave of Tulsa, Oklahoma, was attempting to kill time at his boring office job when time rallied and, in a valiant show of self-defense, slayed the project manager. “I don't think he even saw it coming,” said Hargrave's former co-worker,...

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Funny story: Several Members of John Kerry's Security Detail Drop Dead From Boredom

Several Members of John Kerry's Security Detail Drop Dead From Boredom

Jerusalem - Most people would assume that working in a Secret Service position for a high ranking government official would be one of the most adrenaline-filled, exciting jobs one could ever have. But when that high ranking government official ha...

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Funny story: Wenger Says Some Sing

Wenger Says Some Sing

Arsenal may have to replay their narrow FA Cup win after an investigation into the game found the pink ball used was stupid. It stopped short of concluding the entire football industry was corrupt, tiresome and overpriced as that would have been too...

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