Bombast, bullshit and bollocks were the order of the day in Parliament today, as so-called Prime Minister Boris Johnson outlined his plans for the future of the not-so-United Kingdom. After a dressing-down from Her Majesty the Queen on Wednesday a...
Mark Cavendish is one of the greatest British cyclists of all time, with more than 140 professional wins to his name: 48 stage wins across all three Grand Tours with a points classification jersey at each, as well as a world and a national road race...
Here are the results of the weekly U.K. Health postcode lottery: Geoff Soup of Gloucester matched three numbers and won a kidney. Patricia Harlot from Essex got four balls and is eligible for a double vasectomy. Brian Cockburn of Ayr guessed...
A man's testicles are special; they're delicate, and when, as sometimes happens, a man decides he wants rid of the lion's mane of pubus stragglia around his cock and balls, he either does it himself, or allocates the task to someone he trusts implici...
A Cuban/American rapper who 'jumped up on' one of his recording producers and left her with no injuries whatsoever is to have his testicles removed. A Miami-Dade judge ordered the balls be chopped off after hearing of the attack on November 1st...
With most of the important subjects having been covered a PhD student in Manchester has researched the inclination of people to have a favourite number, and see it wherever they go. "My doctorate is in people's predilection for seeing their favour...
Prince Charles is said to be "immensely proud" of third in line to the British throne, Prince Harry, telling friends that the young Prince is nothing short of a hero and proudly stands for all things British. Equally praising is Prince Harry's fathe...
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