Sussex - Swarms of mating season Dermochelys coriacea leatherbacks were blamed today for 'hideous' attacks on British pensioners holidaying in the UK's 'Adriatic Riviera' of Bognor Regis. Invading Caribbean testudines have apparently mistaken some...
Bored Worthing pensioners have caused outrage in the South Coast resort after another night of rioting and looting. A gang of rowdy geriatrics were spotted outside the town's Oxfam Shop with piles of clothing, books and broken records strewn all...
News Of The World reader Ted Snivel has hacked his mother-in-law to death in Bognor Regis. Mr Snivel, who boasted to neighbours that he worked for M15, claims to have been under massive stress after years of undercover surveillance work. Pol...
Brad Pitt has been on location in Bognor Regis preparing to shoot scenes for his latest zombie film Bugger Bognor. The post-apocalyptic horror movie is based on the true story of retired deckchair attendant Ted Snivel who fought off flesh eating...
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