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Funny story: World Cup For Village Idiots Won By Welsh...

World Cup For Village Idiots Won By Welsh...

Building contractor Jock McGonigal went into Parkhead Building Supplies, in St Ninians, and asked Mr John Welsh if we could get 100 FREE 'Heavy-Duty Polythene Bags' because we were working two jobs at the same time. One job was lifting rubble from th…

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Funny story: Bob The Builder Appears On Fox News To Denounce Obamacare

Bob The Builder Appears On Fox News To Denounce Obamacare

Bob The Builder, one of the nation's most prominent and animated businessmen, appeared on the Fox News program "Fox and Friends" today to support the repeal of Obamacare. It was a stunning turnaround, following his years of work for PBS television,...

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Funny story: Bob the Builder banned from all Burger Restaurants in Yorkshire

Bob the Builder banned from all Burger Restaurants in Yorkshire

'Gobsmacked News' reported today that Bob the Builder has been banned from ALL Burger Restaurants in Yorkshire for at least 8 months. Apparently, Bob the Builder was heading into his favourite Burger Restayrabt for his lunch yesterday and had aske...

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Funny story: Service sector workers to be given new performance targets

Service sector workers to be given new performance targets

New Key Performance Indicators are to be introduced for service sector workers, following shocking reports into negligence and slack working practices. One mail delivery worker, operating in the small Yorkshire village of Greendale, has an appall...

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Funny story: 9/11 Documentary Cancelled

9/11 Documentary Cancelled

The forthcoming documentary Inside The Towers has been cancelled due to Neil Morrissey's unavailability. "Only the former Men Behaving Badly star has the gravitas required to narrate a programme on such a sombre subject," explains producer, Gary K...

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Funny story: Noddy Leaves Big Ears Following Gay Romp - Moves In With 7 Dwarfs

Noddy Leaves Big Ears Following Gay Romp - Moves In With 7 Dwarfs

We're hearing that Noddy walked out on long time partner Big Ears last night following a blazing row over a party attended by the hitherto inseperable couple where it was alleged that Noddy disappeared with Postman Pat and Bob the Builder for a drug...

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Funny story: Bob The Builder Jumps On Pirate Bandwagon

Bob The Builder Jumps On Pirate Bandwagon

It all started off on TheSpoof.com, a a UK based satirical website. A diverse group of contributors banded together to produce the now legendary 'Below Decks' Pirate story collaboration. Before long, everybody who was anybody in the glam world of...

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Funny story: Bob the Builder sues Obama

Bob the Builder sues Obama

Bob the Builder, the children's cartoon character not to be confused with Joe the Plumber, is to sue President-Elect Barack Obama over use of his catchphrase "yes we can". A spokesman for Bob the Builder said "Bob is well known for saying 'can we...

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Funny story: Barack Obama Counters John McCain 'Joe the Plumber' Speech With 'Bob the Builder' Speech

Barack Obama Counters John McCain 'Joe the Plumber' Speech With 'Bob the Builder' Speech

Democrat leader, and now 44th United States President, Barack Obama, trumped fallen opponent, John McCain, with an uplifting acceptance speech last night, with echoes of the Republican leader's own 'Joe the Plumber' speech. Obama, 47, who - in cas...

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Funny story: Bob The Banker: "We can't fix this."

Bob The Banker: "We can't fix this."

Banking leader Bob The Banker has faced shareholders and stated that "we can't fix this." Wendy and Roley were by Bob's side as he addressed the angry group, despite being laid off earlier in the day. "The fact is it's not Bobs fault" Wendy told...

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Funny story: Builder Bob Arrested

Builder Bob Arrested

The entertainment world woke up to some shocking news today as it appears children's entertaining Builder, Bob has been arrested. Several rumours are going around claiming he was arrested for Domestic Violence and even more absurdly that he is in fac...

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Funny story: Can we fix it?

Can we fix it?

Jimmy Saville and Bob the Builder are currently in legal entanglements over who owns the copy-right to two words - Fix and it.

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Funny story: Can you Fix me? Yes you can!

Can you Fix me? Yes you can!

Children's favourite, Bob the Builder appeared on This Morning to tell stunned viewers that he was recovering from drug addiction. A pale and emotional Bob told presenter Philip Schofield that the last year has been hell.

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Funny story: Bob The Builder sues Barack Obama for plagiarism

Bob The Builder sues Barack Obama for plagiarism

In a test case children's TV favourite Bob the Builder is suing black Messiah Barack Obama over what he describes as "Stealing my whole schtick"...

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Funny story: Children's TV Star Arrested for Fraud

Children's TV Star Arrested for Fraud

Well known children's entertainer Robert 'Bob' The Builder was today arrested following a report on "Rogue Traders", the popular TV consumer programme.

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Funny story: Wax figures stolen, police "clueless"

Wax figures stolen, police "clueless"

Dozens of figures from the Irish Republic's National Wax Museum have been damaged or stolen after a "rave" party at a warehouse, officials say.

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Funny story: Kids TV Shows Look Set For Strikes

Kids TV Shows Look Set For Strikes

News is reaching us today of wild-cat strikes breaking out in the world of kiddie's TV. Postman Pat, the shop steward of the National Union of Kidshows , told us:...

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