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Funny story: Rebranding of Blues Music as "Depressive Melodics" Flops Terribly

Rebranding of Blues Music as "Depressive Melodics" Flops Terribly

In the interest of promoting mental health awareness and empathy, music label Safe Space Records, Inc., tried rebranding the blues artists it represented as "creatives struggling with clinical depression," and blues music itself as "depressive melodi...

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Funny story: Blues Singer's Dog Runs Away

Blues Singer's Dog Runs Away

Braxton, Mississippi - Blues singer and guitarist Henry Johnson Jr. had more bad luck this week when his dog ran away. Johnson was recently fired by his own wife, who then dumped him and began a relationship with the man she hired to replace him. Jo...

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Funny story: Manchester Derby: Manchester City great; Sir Alex Ferguson grates.

Manchester Derby: Manchester City great; Sir Alex Ferguson grates.

A solitary goal by Vincent Kompany in the Manchester derby gave all three points to City tonight, who are now keeping United 'company' at the top of the table with 83 points. FOLD TRAFFORD? The noisy neighbours City completed a league double ov...

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Funny story: White People File Class Action Suit against NAACP after Getting the Blues

White People File Class Action Suit against NAACP after Getting the Blues

Memphis, TN - Clevis Porter Reems, a local attorney, has filed a Class Action suit against the NAACP on behalf of millions of White folks who have recently come down with the Blues. In the suit which was recently filed in Federal Court, Mr. Reems con...

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Funny story: Blue people demand to be treated as equals

Blue people demand to be treated as equals

Blues United For Freedom (BUFF) have approached the British government and demanded that they no longer be treated as second class citizens in the UK. "We're people too!" exclaimed BUFF's spokesperson, Papa Smurf. "We are fed up of being excluded...

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Funny story: Guitarist Mick Ralphs Sparks Riot In Chiswick

Guitarist Mick Ralphs Sparks Riot In Chiswick

A leafy west London suburb was waking up this morning to the aftermath of rioting allegedly caused by a rock legend. Mick Ralphs, formerly of Mott The Hoople and Bad Company, featured as guest guitarist with Son Maxwell's Unruly Blues when they pl...

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Funny story: Blues Legend Pinetop Perkins Dies

Blues Legend Pinetop Perkins Dies

Award winning blues pianist Pinetop Perkins has died in Texas at the grand old age of 97. Perkins' death was confirmed yesterday by his agent, Reclaimed Oak Southard , at a press conference : "I regret to confirm that my lifelong friend Pinetop...

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Funny story: R&B Heart-Throb Darvon asked by FDA to Stop Performing

R&B Heart-Throb Darvon asked by FDA to Stop Performing

LAS VEGAS - Romantic soul singer Darvon has announced he will voluntarily comply with an FDA request to stop performing due to serious and sometimes fatal heart rhythm abnormalities in older female members of his audiences. Darvon and the Darvocet...

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Funny story: Memories of the Checkerboard Lounge

Memories of the Checkerboard Lounge

Called to another Chicago work assignment in the Summer of 2002, a small group of experienced road warriors with a common love of live music, decided to take a break from the week and see what they could see on a hot Thursday evening. The only question that really remained was "where to go". A few club names were offered up including "Buddy Guy's" and "Blue Chicago" downtown, but the scruffies...

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Funny story: Britain Rejoices - It's 'Pull A Sickie' Day

Britain Rejoices - It's 'Pull A Sickie' Day

It's been attributed to post Christmas blues, bad weather, the very thought of working for months until the summer hols, the recession and lack of sunlight, but whatever the reason, what is not in dispute is that today, the 1st of February is the mos...

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Funny story: Top 13 Worst Names Of Blues Singers

Top 13 Worst Names Of Blues Singers

Although not a bad musician among them, these guys need, or needed, a name change in order to get a bigger audience: 13. Little "Red-Nosed" Johnson 12. Howie "TB Hocker" Jefferson 11. Big Harry The Pianist 10. Alex "The Booger-Woogie" Flinger 9. Barney "Stinky Ass" Baldwin 8. Henry "Happy-Go-Lucky" Sunshine 7. Al "Polar Ice Melting" Gore 6. Andy "The Root Cellar" Crackh...

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Funny story: Blues Man

Blues Man

Blues Man Muddy Red Sox has died at the age of 84, with a bad case of 'Mywomangonedonemewrong'. The musician, the most famous blues Spoons player in the world, famed for his hit 'A fork in the road, and a Knife in my back' was a grandfather of 4.

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Funny story: That Darned Cat - A Blog 'bout a Mog

That Darned Cat - A Blog 'bout a Mog

Monday Blues - Jun 9, 2008, 1:08 pm...

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Funny story: Saturday Morning Bulldozer Blues

Saturday Morning Bulldozer Blues

Saturday Morning Bulldozer Blues...

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Funny story: George Bush: "We're on a mission from God."

George Bush: "We're on a mission from God."

Today (actually yesterday to be more precise), serious academics gathered (all neatly dressed in the usual clich├ęd 'tank-top and nerdy glasses' uniform) to pose the distressing and disturbing question; 'Could George Bush be the 3rd Blues...

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