Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house not a creature was stirring we were all totally soused. The stockings were hung by the chimney with care with the kids still in them so they'd be out of our hair. They were stuffing candies into their heads as visions of cavities filled us with dread. Momma and I settled down for a long winter's nap right after a run to the bat...
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