CHICAGO - The much anticipated annual Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue has arrived and millions of red blooded American males are happily hootin and hollerin over SI's cover choice. Kate Upton has made a second splash by once again winning the co...
Sparks and Mensa, the high street store for those with more brains than brawn, are launching a new range of mouth wear, Denture Tools. "We're very pleased with our new range," said creator, Dennis Chure. "We think it is a step forward in teeth."...
They rap on and on, but those 'songs' the rappers spill from their lips and their hips just seem to go in circles that lead nowhere. Isn't it time they finally listened to non-rap brother Aaron Neville and just 'Tell It Like It Is"? (Rap these refrains to any ol' music that comes into your head.) I want bling, bling is everything I wear bling on my ear so long as it doesn't make me...
NEW YORK CITY - Naomi Campbell, known as "The Undisputed Queen of Mean" stated that she would like to adopt Astro, the little, arrogant rap singer on X-Factor. Campbell, who has one of the worst attitudes of anyone in the Northern Hemisphere told...
A new mobile handset is set to be launched and take the rapping world by storm. The Banana Aiii-phone is due for release in the next three minutes worldwide. Specifically designed with the rapper or 'street' bling merchant in mind, it will come pa...
The International slow in economic growth has finally hit the hip-hop community, as financiers report a 23' drop in bling-bling since July. Based on figures for the last fiscal year, the rate of bling-bling has dropped for the first time this dec...
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