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Funny story: A Hong Kong McDonald’s Refuses To Serve Blacks

A Hong Kong McDonald’s Refuses To Serve Blacks

HONG KONG – The Chinese Press is reporting that a restaurant in Hong Kong put up a sign stating that blacks cannot enter the eatery. A lawyer representing former NBA basketball player, LeShontay Maypole, said that he and his wife, LaQuaneesha, tri...

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Funny story: Mark Twain Returns To Earth, Says Whites "Drug Addicted Rapists"

Mark Twain Returns To Earth, Says Whites "Drug Addicted Rapists"

Mark Twain befriended figures such as Harriet Beecher Stowe and Frederick Douglass, wrote that slavery dehumanizes both the slave and slaveowner, and wrote a series of articles protesting discrimination against Chinese immigrants and exposing police...

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Funny story: Pill May Be Available To Raise IQ Of White Male Trump Followers

Pill May Be Available To Raise IQ Of White Male Trump Followers

The Quinnipiac University poll released a month ago had Trump leading among white men and white women The poll had Trump leading Clinton among white men, 60 percent to 36 percent. While the margin has recently narrowed a bit, it is clear that it wil...

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Funny story: South African Whites Flood Across U.S. Southern Border Seeking New Apartheid State

South African Whites Flood Across U.S. Southern Border Seeking New Apartheid State

Ferguson MO--Thousands of white South Africans described as 'Mandela refugees' are flooding across America's southern borders in search of a new apartheid state. Authorities in Texas, Missouri and Arizona say that they are welcome and will be qui...

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Funny story: Black customer tips waitress

Black customer tips waitress

A Detroit-area waitress was pleasantly surprised Monday night when the black man she had served left her a tip. Emily Anderson of Roseville, MI has been a waitress at a local restaurant for 18 months, and, according to her, a black customer has n...

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Funny story: Must Return To Slave Etiquette Says Angela

Must Return To Slave Etiquette Says Angela

A recent report shows that Police officers, security guards, or self- appointed vigilantes extra judicially killed at least 313 African-Americans in 2012, according to a recent study. This means a policeman or security officer killed a black person e...

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Funny story: Cliven Bundy Sends Militiamen To Protect Donald Sterling

Cliven Bundy Sends Militiamen To Protect Donald Sterling

As everyone knows, L.A. Clippers owner Donald sterling is the object of national outrage over racist comments. He criticized his girlfriend for posting a picture of her and Magic Johnson on instagram. He also told her not to bring black people to g...

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Funny story: Madonna: 'It's ironic the President is a Black Muslim'

Madonna: 'It's ironic the President is a Black Muslim'

WASHINGTON DC (ABSNN) - Aging (badly) pop singer Madonna endorsed President Barack Obama for a second term in the Whitehouse during a concert on Monday. She said "it was cool (having) a Black Muslim as President." She said that "there is hope f...

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Funny story: Little Black SuBo (Sambo's Brother) Sues Susan Boyle For Trademark Infringement

Little Black SuBo (Sambo's Brother) Sues Susan Boyle For Trademark Infringement

For many years, Little Black SuBo and Little Black Sambo have lived in relative peace in their huts in a nondescript village of Kenya. Their quiet lives have been interrupted lately, however, due to confusion from the publicity machine that is the f...

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Funny story: Billions 'hush' as white people discover black people

Billions 'hush' as white people discover black people

An historic and unprecedented 'hush' descended throughout the world last Tuesday morning as nearly 7 billion people watched while then-president-elect Barack Obama was sworn in several times as the 44th President of the United States of America.

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Funny story: "Blacks R Kool; They Love Menthol": FDA

"Blacks R Kool; They Love Menthol": FDA

Menthol, the drug that has hooked more African Americans to a deadly addiction than crack cocaine, is being given a free pass by anti-tobacco legislators.

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Funny story: Polls: Race Helps Clinton With Racists

Polls: Race Helps Clinton With Racists

White racists who said race was important in picking their candidate have been about twice as likely to back Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton than Sen. Barack Obama.

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Funny story: US Senate Grapples with Bill to Count each Black Vote as Eight

US Senate Grapples with Bill to Count each Black Vote as Eight

In an effort to avoid disenfranchising African-Americans, the U.S. Senate is advancing a bill that would count each vote by black Americans as eight votes.

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Funny story: Demo Bigot Voters In Quandry!

Demo Bigot Voters In Quandry!

Almost anyone who grew up in a working class Democrat family can identify with the Demobigot. Maybe he was your Dad, your Uncle Guiseppe, Tio Jose or Opa but there they were card-carrying union members who voted Democratic like it was a religion but regularly disrespected women and blacks.

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Funny story: Bush Calls Blacks Lazy, Stupid

Bush Calls Blacks Lazy, Stupid

Local Resident Jerry Bush accused his neighors, Tom and Cathy Black, of being lazy for failing to take down their Christmas lights in a timely manner.

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Jets to Rwanda to Join Flood of Adoptive Parents

Paris Hilton Jets to Rwanda to Join Flood of Adoptive Parents

Paris Hilton is "leaving on a jet plane" as she heads to the African country of Rwanda. The purpose of the trip? Paris wants to show that she has completed her rehabilitation and recovery. "I also want to help people and, like, everyone is adoptin...

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Funny story: Lawsuit against Imus by Rutgers basketball team member a slam-dunk; or he must prove his (no one else's) comments true

Lawsuit against Imus by Rutgers basketball team member a slam-dunk; or he must prove his (no one else's) comments true

New York, New York - No longer able to wrap himself up in the American flag or have his supporters muddy the waters with issues of free of speech or screaming a double standard to defend his racist and sexist comments against black members of Rutgers...

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