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Funny story: Facebook CEO Vladimir Putin Denies Possibility of Russia Using Facebook for Disruptive Activities

Facebook CEO Vladimir Putin Denies Possibility of Russia Using Facebook for Disruptive Activities

MENLO PARK, CA: Facebook CEO Vladimir Putin sternly rejected the possibility of Russian interference using Facebook. Putin sighed, then explained, “You Americans – of which I am one, of course – love to spend every waking hour obsessed with fake news, zombies, and womens' sexuality. In Mother Russia, – which is the enemy of all who live, of course – the citizens are more concerned with how the...

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Funny story: Kim Jung Um Shuts Down U.S. News Media

Kim Jung Um Shuts Down U.S. News Media

WASHINGTON - U.S. officials have concluded that the North Korean government, controlled by Kim Jung Um, ordered the hacking attack on Sony Pictures Entertainment - a breach that led to the studio cancelling the planned release of "The Interview". Th...

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Funny story: Is Justin Bieber Being Blackmailed?

Is Justin Bieber Being Blackmailed?

An inside Source, until recently worked for Homeland Security, says that a lot of things are going on that the American people do not realize. He told us that several people in politics and entertainment are being blackmailed but that is only his...

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Funny story: Stevie Wonder incest scam 'first reared its ugly head in 1967': reports

Stevie Wonder incest scam 'first reared its ugly head in 1967': reports

Los Angeles - Allegations of incest have regularly plagued Stevland Hardaway Morris ever since the 1967 Tamla Motown hit 'I was made to love her' co-written with his mother Lula Mae Hardaway. This weekend those smears are back in the news amid a s...

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Funny story: Going Nude! Small Town's Whole Population Go Nude

Going Nude! Small Town's Whole Population Go Nude

A small town (Population 1200) in Arkansas, which doesn't want to reveal it's name or location, has been forced to go nude for the past two weeks, reports a passer-through. "It's really pitiful to see them try to go about their normal business unc...

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Funny story: Facebook set up a Blackmail Department

Facebook set up a Blackmail Department

Immensely popular social networking site, Facebook, are to set up a new department for dealing with blackmail. "For the past few years," said CEO Mark Zuckerberg, "Everybody and his dog - and sometimes their cat too - have been uploading pictures...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin: Letterman Extortionist To Be Commended!

Sarah Palin: Letterman Extortionist To Be Commended!

(Wasilla-AK) Sarah Palin is calling "48 Hours" producer Robert Joe Halderman", who three weeks ago attempted to extort two million dollars from "Late Show with David Letterman" host David Letterman over his sexual affairs with several female show sta...

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Funny story: Mother of Octuplets Seen Stalking Sperm Banks

Mother of Octuplets Seen Stalking Sperm Banks

A mother of octuplets was seen stalking sperm banks after her publicist quit her employ in anger. The publicist, who will not disclose his name, said Octom mom is a greedy nut case. Asked why he was so upset he said, first she made him watch a...

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Funny story: Royal Blackmail pair jailed, Burrell still at large

Royal Blackmail pair jailed, Burrell still at large

Two would-be blackmailers were today jailed at Her Majesty's pleasure for attempting to sell details of what pleasures her majesty and other royals.

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Funny story: Lord Linley jubilant as royal blackmailers get five years

Lord Linley jubilant as royal blackmailers get five years

London - (Ass Mess): Puppet Monarchy tribute artiste Lord Linley is said to be delighted today after some lowlife crack dealers got five years jail for performing an act of gross indecency upon his person, cramming his nostrils with premium grade Col...

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Funny story: Dr X libel case continues

Dr X libel case continues

The court case between a man, who we can only name as Dr X for legal reasons, and Mr Aksh Onman has continued without any progress this week.

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Funny story: 35th Anniversary Surprise

35th Anniversary Surprise

Petunia and I reached the crowning glory of thirty five years of martial, I mean , marital bliss! Forty dollars worth of roses and a meal she could have cook for 1/10th the price at the local gourmet cafeteria and we were back home to await the dessert and gift our beloved offspring had planned. Usually Petunia had to nag,remind and blackmail the freeloading hoboes to come up with some lame sign o...

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Funny story: Oprah Has Bad Day Even Though Blackmail Plot Against Her Is Foiled

Oprah Has Bad Day Even Though Blackmail Plot Against Her Is Foiled

Celebrating news that her blackmailer had been caught, Oprah jumped for joy on her couch. That's when her troubles REALLY began.

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