Following an extended period of uncomfortable silence, a pregnant pause gave birth to a kitten. "It was really something to see," sad onlooker Susan Harris. "First one pause, then four paws. So cute!" Harris noted that she had been tempted to b...
PIC Listen 253 A faceless couple who are expecting their first child have written that they are concerned over what the baby is going to look like, and who it is most going to resemble when it is born. George and Heather Humdrum, of New Jerse...
The royal couple Meghan and Harry reveal to Prince Charles that that they had all the public fooled! At an afternoon tea with their father, they admitted that it was a right Royal blast having the press hotly debating whether "the new baby was bo...
Lausanne, Switzerland. Special to The Spoof. At this week's international conference of white ultranationalists from Europe, North America and other primarily white areas, the overwhelming concern of delegates was the low birth rate associated with t...
"The content is terrific, but you really need to work on your delivery," was the overall message maternity patients had for OB/GYN and amateur stand-up comic Sean O'Connell of Chicago, who has a standard practice of prescribing all his patients a hea...
[PP] -- Doctors at Regional Hospital are baffled at the birth of an infant girl with purple skin and green hair. Neither of her parents have such features. According to the baby's pediatrician, Dr. Tanya Morgan, the baby seems to be completely hea...
Genetically engineered organs have been developed which will allow fathers to give birth to babies three at a time in a Commercial Tyre Bay, Garage or any car Pit Stop. The organs will be available online and will plug into a USB socket transplan...
A Fort Lauderdale man is claiming that his hangover, a result of a night of excessive drinking, smoking and more drinking is probably a lot more painful than childbirth. Duncan Whitehead, 47, who right now is suffering from an excruciating headach...
Kansas City, MO - Despite always on-going efforts to increase the impact of their greeting cards, Hallmark Cards has confirmed that - in the opinions of the thousands of mothers polled each year - none of the cards in their line of Mother's Day cards...
We were invited in to hear Preacher Robertson talk to young couples and families. Phil Robertson stated that he was glad to see the three young married couples there with us and that he felt like he should speak out about certain thangs that most...
BEVERLY HILLS - In a story that could only come out of The Left Coast state of California, Bedroom Pillow Talk is reporting that a Santa Monica woman identified as Madison V. Ricotta has just given birth to twins. The thing that makes this an unus...
Babies like to play. As any third trimester mother will tell you, they like to start playing before they are even born. From swinging off the placenta to going through the dance routine from Grease, they never stop moving. With the latest range of...
An American research study on childbirth shows that, on average, labor takes longer now in comparison to 50 years ago. A Spoof reporter, seeking to understand what's behind these findings, interviewed a sample of new moms and newborns (you guessed...
Forget the 13 and 14-pounders, this lady should be awarded a medal of some kind as she gave birth to (according to scales and witnesses) a sixteen pound baby boy. Through an interpreter the lady, Chaska Lemila, told a reporter from Reuters News th...
The office of National Statistics has reported an alarming increase in the number of Atheist babies being born to religious parents. Anna and Steve Gutridge of Lower Funting, Harts are one such couple: "I'm C of E and the wife has what you might d...
An elderly man in Louisburg, NC gave birth on Friday to gerbil twins in what was thought to be a routine double hernia operation! Due to the the prominence of the patient involved, the local hospital refused to release the name of the patient. A...
Richter Scale-smashing shock waves seem set to devastate Britain's favourite farming community tonight, writes Daisy Fields, Agriculture and Celebrity Infant-Trafficking Correspondent. The BBC have had devotees of long-running Radio 4 soap The Archers - set in the fictional Midlands village of Ambridge - salivating on tenterhooks for weeks in anticipation of the 60th Anniversary Episode to be b...
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