The object of the game is to fleece as many people as possible in the shortest possible time, build a dynasty and get to die in your bed before you are assassinated. Although you may be responsible for thousands if not millions of deaths you cannot personally kill anybody. If your dice throws run against you whereupon you must kill your adversary by your own hand you lose the game. "Lifetime Po...
10 Downing Street, LONDON: Over the past few days while jolly old Dave has been surfing, taking plenty of holidays, eating ice cream, there has been increasing Press reports of FEARS about security. Dave Cameron, a puppet for the New World Order,...
The provisional offerings for accommodation on the farm were The Chicken Shack, or one of the many outlying buildings and stables, which were categorized under "Shack and Or". The Chicken Shack is by far the largest building, as the farm's main bu...
Lucifer appeared yet again to chair the latest Bilderberg conference held this year in the catacombs under the Vatican. His Loftiness looking regal and dapper, blonde hair swept back and looking remarkably like a young Christopher Walken settled into his golden throne to address some 120 delegates from around the world. Like an Indian Meeting of All the Nations, each delegate is a chief in...
In a surprise move yesterday Washington Congress granted wide-ranging powers to American Banks. Explained Senator Hart Black recently returned from the Bilderberg Conference held this year underneath the Vatican; "In accord with our foreign engagemen...
Lady Henrietta Partridge-Greenwelly, the wife of ex-Austerity Minister Sir Peregrine Partridge-Greenwelly, has turned whistleblower by revealing a devious plot to keep people smoking put together behind closed doors during the recent Bilderberg meeti...
The disqualification of Britain's Shadow Chancellor, Ed Balls for cheating during Sunday's final day Bilderberg annual golfing competition means original runner-up, 90 year old Henry Kissinger has now been declared the official winner. 'I suspecte...
Unprecedented security measures at this week's Bilderbog bash near Watford have failed to stop US radio host Alex Jones from finding a way in. Mr Jones, though eventually caught and promptly thrown out managed to spend nearly hours inside the grou...
The latest Bilderberg conference is under way at its orignal location is Coventry's Masonic Hall London. Attending as usual are the world's most powerful individuals including the Murdochs, the Clintons, the Blairs and Browns, Peter Mandelson, industrial magnates and armaments manufacturers from around the globe. Satan, looking younger than his thirty-four years and devilishly attractive as a...
The annual Bilderberg meeting comprising the most powerful men on the planet is currently under way at a secret location in Italy. This conference draws up and implements policies for ruling the world. Resolutions are voted on and passed to world leaders. A Bilderberg conference conceived and launched the EEC. Chairing this years meeting is Lucifer himself. Hence the manic secrecy concerning wh...
After being refused entry into the Bilderberg Club Homer Simpson has started his own club the Buildaburger Club. Entry is open to most people in the World who want to sit around building big big burgers,drinking lots of Duff beer and not really gi...
NEW YORK, NY - Spreading East from California, the new bankerburger is becoming a favorite with the intelligentsia. The nice garlic flavor coupled with the well done chewy meat flash cooked in it's own fat, is inspiring rave reviews at the Heinze Ki...
'Yes, yes we were there,' Alex Jones finally admitted during one of his mid week radio show rants. 'So what? It's not like we could turn down the offer!'...
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